Dont laugh........

Sids Not

Just come back from the motor factors, while i was there chatting to the lads a woman (:rolleyes:) came to the counter and asked for two wiper blades for a 08 golf and liter of..................sympathetic oil..........:o:o:o:D

she wasnt even blonde................

Seth Brundle

wimmen :rolleyes:

Terrontress

A colleague of my mother's told me, with a straight face, that her new car had a bananaramic sunroof.

Sids Not

Terrontress wrote: »

A colleague of my mother's told me, with a straight face, that her new car had a bananaramic sunroof.

Better that than a "babnanahammock one".....:D

mike65

Maybe she was nervous of being patronised by hairy men in an alien environment and she just mis-spoke.

trad

I was servicing my sisters first car (Vauxhaul Astra 1980) She told me the tick was gone and the pisser wasn't working. ( It wouldn't tick over and the windscreen wasn't working.

tuxy

trad wrote: »

I was servicing my sisters first car (Vauxhaul Astra 1980) She told me the tick was gone and the pisser wasn't working. ( It wouldn't tick over and the windscreen wasn't working.

How could a windscreen be not working unless it was smashed?

El Guapo!

tuxy wrote: »

How could a windscreen be not working unless it was smashed?

I take it he meant the windscreen washer

Sids Not

mike65 wrote: »

Maybe she was nervous of being patronised by hairy men in an alien environment and she just mis-spoke.

Seems like you've had the same experience darlin..........:D

Thoie

On the plus side, wasn't it great that the little woman was maintaining her car and changing her own oil and wiper blades herself.

At least she wasn't bringing her car to a mechanic to have the bulbs changed.

Ferris

Reminds me of that joke:

A blonde walks into a garage and asks for some 710 for her car:

Guy:Incognito

Thoie wrote: »

On the plus side, wasn't it great that the little woman was maintaining her car and changing her own oil and wiper blades herself.

At least she wasn't bringing her car to a mechanic to have the bulbs changed.

Lets not get ahead of ourseves here. She was getting 1 litre, so topping up, not changing.:)

Captain Slow IRL

A friends wife went into the local factors for a shock for her car, the lad behind the counter brought it out to her and told her "That'll be €120" to which she replied, "I was looking for a shock, not a heart-attack"

Saab Ed

In a previous life selling jeeps a woman once asked me for a price on a Zanussi Vitara .

Sids Not

Saab Ed wrote: »

In a previous life selling jeeps a woman once asked me for a price on a Zanussi Vitara .

Tut tut..we all know its a Suzuki Viagra.............:rolleyes:

Dartz

Or an oil pump for a 240 ounce Nissan.

galwaytt

...24 ounce.........24 0z.......240z..........that's brilliant !!

stratos

Sids Not wrote: »

Just come back from the motor factors, while i was there chatting to the lads a woman (:rolleyes:) came to the counter and asked for two wiper blades for a 08 golf and liter of..................sympathetic oil..........:o:o:o:D

she wasnt even blonde................

Well at least it wasn't semi sympathetic

Heroditas

Sids Not wrote: »

[...] two wiper blades for a 08 golf and liter of..................sympathetic oil [...]

I'm stunned she knew what type of car it was.
At least she didn't ask for the stuff for a red/blue/white 08 car. :pac:

Sids Not

Heroditas wrote: »

I'm stunned she knew what type of car it was.
At least she didn't ask for the stuff for a red/blue/white 08 car. :pac:

Thats one thing i do know , when it comes to the VW Golf , women KNOW this car.........;)

Berty

I read someplace else that women can master some intricate issues in their daily lives, build massive corporations, build supercomputers, break down masive complication theories

BUT they cannot change a wheel(NOT FUPPIN TYRE LADIES), Top up Oil or for some mysterious reason fill petrol!!!

Sids Not

Judging by some of the threads started here its not just the ladies that cant do these things....:eek:


I'm in trouble now............:o

Berty

Sids Not wrote: »

Judging by some of the threads started here its not just the ladies that cant do these things....:eek:


I'm in trouble now............:o

Well I left out changing headlights/tailights because whether or not your plumbing is on the inside or the outside they can be difficult.

Gary ITR

Come on lads less of the generalisations.

ART6

I still recall, when newly married, I had bought my wife a new (ok, second hand!) car. Feeling important I explained to her how to check the oil and water etc, lecturing her that it was important that she understood the vehicle. She listened, nodding earnestly at every explanation. "So", I said, "Have you got it?"
"Oh yes."
"OK, so show me how you top up the oil."
Confidently she unscrewed the cap of the coolant expansion tank.....:D

Silverfish

Berty wrote: »

BUT they cannot change a wheel(NOT FUPPIN TYRE LADIES), Top up Oil or for some mysterious reason fill petrol!!!

Don't tar us all.


I can definitely do all of those things.

But my boyfriend can't. So therefore, I conclude, using the logic applied in this thread, that men aren't able to.

Mr Benevolent

Silverfish wrote: »

I can definitely do all of those things.

But my boyfriend can't. So therefore, I conclude, using the logic applied in this thread, that men aren't able to.

Nope, we're making conclusions based on multiple instances of these occurrences. You're basing it on one. So technically it's your logic that's at fault

Silverfish

Confab wrote: »

Nope, we're making conclusions based on multiple instances of these occurrences. You're basing it on one. So technically it's your logic that's at fault

Not many of my male mates can either

Anyway, I was just clarifying for some posters that not all women are unable to do these things.

Super-Rush

I used to have a left hand drive Jag XJ and my friend(female) who was visiting for the weekend asked me were all cars in Carlow left had drive.

Sids Not

with the amount of "foreign" cars around ...i could understand her question....;)