Irish Prostitute

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."

"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.

Rufus.T.Firefly

Nice one....have some Stars :P

dilallio

Excellent

TheBouldNaoise

Cracker! 5 stars.

trad

Business man goes to Japan to meet new client. The night before the meeting he get a hooker. He's banging away and the lady keeps shouting "nebanay, nebanay" He takes it as a compliment and keeps going. Afterwards he asks what "nebanay" means she says "well done".

Next day business man is out playing golf with his new client . Tees off from the 1st and the Jap gets a hole in one. The business man with his new found japanese phrase says "nebanay" to his client.

"What do you mean wrong hole?"

gameonade_com

hehe... really nice