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  • 30-07-2009 3:06am
    #1
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭


    Standing here nursing my pint which is nursing me. I stare at you, you half glance; pfff too drunk.
    What are YOU looking at fatty? I'm much better than you!" if only :(
    Often times I wonder why I persist with this nightclub thing. I don't belong. I don't fit in. I'm better than this; I think, I hope. I am, I'm sure.
    You are the ones who don't belong. I'm perfectly loveable. It's you who is strange.
    EDIT; fcuking drunk boardsying


Comments

  • #2
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Boards needs a raised eyebrow smiley.


  • #3
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Go to bed.


  • #4
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    CHD wrote: »
    Go to bed.
    Already here. Just gotta learn to close the eyes


  • #5
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    Already here. Just gotta learn to close the eyes
    pretend your going to hit yourself and your eyes will close. Then threaten to kick the crap outta yourself if you open the eyes again.


  • #6
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Awsome post dude!


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  • #7
    An Fear Aniar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    Been there man, I get what you're saying.

    I think I would have coped better with this:



    .


  • #8
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    working nights is clearly time badly spent. i too could have been out..


  • #9
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    liah wrote: »
    Boards needs a raised eyebrow smiley.

    And this guy.


  • #10
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    I likes a bit of drunken poetry me.:pac:


  • #11
    IrishSerf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭IrishSerf


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    And this guy.


    Came across a guy on boards last week who had used facepalmguy as a reply and got banned.....cant find the link now but I'm sure it was deserved Mr. Mod

    None of that here I say


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  • #12
    IrishSerf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭IrishSerf


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055622377

    found it..off topic but that facepalmguy is trouble. Rumours have it he works in banking.


  • #13
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Op royhipnol and chloroform ftw


  • #14
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    And this guy.


    Nope..it has to be a Jean Luc facepalm

    blank-picard_facepalm.jpg


  • #15
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Shouldn't this be in Personal Issues?... or the recycle bin?


  • #16
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    .......waiting for the OP to wake up (around lunchtime) and go OMG OMG, boards.ie quick :-)

    ps, Never ever drink and post!


  • #17
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    I don't know, I think the Picard Facepalm is a bit to... 'Picard'. Too many connotations, ya know? At least with good old yellow-smiley-facepalm, you can throw him in anywhere.


  • #18
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    M5 wrote: »
    Never ever drink and post!

    Truer words never posted.


  • #19
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    nummnutts wrote: »
    Truer words never posted.

    But even for a drunk guy he made more sense than some of the sober posters here.


  • #20
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    Personally I'd be in favour of fitting all new laptops with a breathalyzer.


  • #21
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    TheZohan wrote: »
    But even for a drunk guy he made more sense than some of the sober posters here.

    Whatcha helll are yoush telking about TheZohonberg? I don'tsh make sence? You don'tsh meke cense.

    Why I aughta.....*grumble* *grumble*

    5 dollars??? Gedouttahere. :mad:


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  • #22
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    M5 wrote: »
    .......waiting for the OP to wake up (around lunchtime) and go OMG OMG, boards.ie quick :-)

    ps, Never ever drink and post!

    Whats really gonna piss him off is that he probably spent quite a bit of time on that eloquent well thought out drunken piece of poetry, All his heart and soul went into it for at least 20 min.

    And now it belongs to the internet.
    :D
    Haahehohohahahahehhohoho!


  • #23
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Jesus, drunken texting/Dailing is one thing.

    Drunken boardsing, thats a whole other level.


  • #24
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Bloody hell OP, that's worse than pretend drunken MSNing


  • #25
    Procasinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    Ah puberty! It's a tough time.


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