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Things I never knew about the First Trimester

  • 29-07-2009 9:20am
    #1
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Well I'm skedaddling out of the first trimester now and I thought I'd share some of the stuff that surprised me!

    - You're told your hair will be thicker, what they don't tell you is that this also applies to your body hair, I resemble something akin to a ginger yeti.
    - That Morning Sickness can be somewhat akin to being constantly badly hungover
    - That you're disgusted by people and don't want them anywhere near you.
    - Round Ligament Pain, completely takes the joy out of a good sneeze, yeow
    - Vivid dreams a curse but also a blessing. A lot of dreams are upsetting, on the other hand others are very sexual and can actually give you orgasms in your sleep
    - Your boobs get sore and bigger nearly straight away, I always thought of this as a 3rd Trimester thing.


Comments

  • #2
    janbaby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭janbaby


    your so funny!

    To add to your list:
    • Your so tired all the time, I had to have a nap after work and still by 10pm I'd be back in bed
    • Morning sickness can actually be all day sickness with no cure
    • Your boobs get so sore that you thank god bras were invented :)
    • Shopping becomes a nightmare, I couldn't go into tescos without wanting to puke at the site of raw meat
    • You go off food you used to love
    • Even thinking about cetain food can make you wanna puke


  • #3
    Chuchu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 344 ✭✭Chuchu


    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! That's priceless Das Kitty I did not read about anywhere or hear anybody else mention your second last point there re orgasms in your sleep (ha ha, laughing at desk thinking about it!!) I defo was getting them and it was so strange, not something you'd bring up in chit chat with other people!! I just put it down to not getting as much as I normally did because of Janbaby's point no 1... SO SO TIRED all of the time!! Poor OH :o


  • #4
    caprilicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭caprilicious


    I can so relate to all of the above!
    especially what you said about extra hair Das Kitty, I'm a fellow red head and starting to get horrible hair on my chin :o

    As for the dreams mine are of two extremes, I'm either dreaming violent/scarey ones like that my oh is murdering people (he's lovely really!)/or that I'm driving real fast and the brakes don't work on my car, that or else very realistic naughty dreams :D;):D
    I love those, especially as I'm normally too knackered recently to do the bould thing!:rolleyes:

    The bigger boobs aren't always good either, my work shirt was straining a bit and I the top button popped open recently while I was serving a customer. Mortifying! :o:o:o


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