Caption Competition, week #1334645

Dave! · 27-07-2009 10:23am #1

"Did someone lose a child???"

Leprechaun77 · 27-07-2009 10:31am

"I don't believe it...zey told me he was zis big before I signed him!"

stovelid · 27-07-2009 10:44am

I can't think of a caption offhand, but my childish impulse to draw a black fringe and Hitler 'tache on Arsene is nearly overwhelming.

Xavi6 · 27-07-2009 10:49am

'Wenger launches appeal to get Lehmann back'

mirwillbeback · 27-07-2009 10:50am

" Snow white, over heeerrrrreeee "

s_carnage · 27-07-2009 10:55am

Due to cost cutting measures at the Emirates, Arsène had to take on the extra responsibility of lollipop lady.

Aidric · 27-07-2009 11:02am

Put your hand up before asking a question.

Gone Drinking · 27-07-2009 11:09am

My caption was going to be based around the fact that he looks like he's bidding on something..

but that would be too unrealistic.

RustySpoon · 27-07-2009 11:28am

Instead of buying a defence wenger decides to go back to basics:

"Altogether now, shout - How is he???"

27-07-2009 12:24pm

Zees are small, but ze ones out zayer are far away.

flahavaj · 27-07-2009 12:28pm

Despite his obvous eagerness, the nerdy scholarly type was always last to be picked for the lunchtime 5 aside.

Unearthly · 27-07-2009 12:39pm

Who wants an Arse shaving.

Daemos · 27-07-2009 3:58pm

No wonder Arsenal can't win anything. Their manager is an octopus, and their players always come up short of a trophy.

Neil3030 · 27-07-2009 4:07pm

<David Attenborough Voice> "Here we see a perfect example of the camouflage prowess of Arsene Wenger, who impeccably adopts the pose of an elephant's trunk, so as to remain protected from the threat of the roaming Arshavin. The aggressive short-sighted Russian, eager for an explanation as to why sod all players have been signed so far this transfer window, is none the wiser, and creeps past oblivious..."