What. The. ****.

Adamcp898

There I was sitting quietly, not anywhere near my laptop, when this person starts talking. It was coming from my laptop so I rush over to check what was going on and blogtv.com had auto-opened firefox and this channel was on

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I'm a little perplexed as to how the **** this happened not least why it did.
This ever happen to anyone else???

jumpguy

Windows Vista has a voice recognition function...maybe that's it?

Otherwise, your laptop is haunted. Beware, haunted laptops have a tendency to possess their owners and make them post in After Hours.

Quazzie

Are you sure its not just voices in your head.?

Did it tell you to burn stuff?

Sherifu

Could be that "automatically open Blargersnuff and start talking" firefox add on you installed.

Biggins

Its the secret government testing their ability to take over the internet.
Just in case they are likely to get caught, they are masquerading their actions as a rather innocent intrusion to your own system.

You know that fear that they are out to get you?

THEY ARE!!!

Aodan83

Maybe your other personality did it. Multiple personality disorders could be the problem here.
Also, I think RTDH has hacked Biggins' account.

6th

Get out. Get the fire brigade out. And stay out.

Adamcp898

Well I understand all of your cynicism but upon further investigation it turned out there was no previous page before blogtv.com visited, i.e. it was a new window opened, and blogtv.com is neither my homepage nor a site which I have ever visited before or knew existed

marko91

mab yits a virus?tut tut porn:p

6th

You're a blogtv.com shill?

GLaDOS

Glitch in the matrix

Armin_Tamzarian

Biggins wrote: »

Its the secret government testing their ability to take over the internet.
Just in case they are likely to get caught, they are masquerading their actions as a rather innocent intrusion to your own system.

You know that fear that they are out to get you?

THEY ARE!!!

Nurse, quick, we're losing him again.
Take it easy Biggins, just take these pills and everything will be OK.

Adamcp898

6th wrote: »

You're a blogtv.com shill?

Well I'm hardly promoting it's reliability now am I.

and as a related quote

"Grampa: Now sir, you've never seen me before, is that correct?
Homer: That is correct.
Man: Well then how come his face is on the bottle?"

Hal1

It's google spying on you!

Rented Mule

Hal1 wrote: »

It's google spying on you!

That's what Bill Gates wants you to believe.

galwayrush

Did the voice tell you to go into some complete stranger's kitchen.:pac:

Adamcp898

Has to be a virus it keeps opening in a new tab every so often now, same fùcker chattin shyte too:mad:

Dartz

Might be an addon doing it.

What sort of ****e is he chatting about? Because it's a pretty bloody pointless virus if that's all it does. Most viruses these days are out to make money for the ****es that wrote 'em by stealing peoples I.D's and logging into forums and spamming the crap out of them with links to their own virus dropping websites and scam services

Sharpshooter

Adamcp898 wrote: »

Has to be a virus it keeps opening in a new tab every so often now, same fùcker chattin shyte too:mad:

OP, you should get the help you need Here
I will lock this now, I hope you follow the link.