Screw you Liver!

TheInquisitor

As everyone know you need to regulary give your liver a decent workout. You cannot achieve such a feet by simply "having a few". You need to go all out. Its the only way to teach your liver to handle the excess of drink.

So once a week i give my liver a decent lesson . Last night was 6 cans of heineken, 1 can of pear cider, 80% absinthe, whiskey and jagermeister.

Its the only way to build up resistence to drink as we know.

To all the people that have quit drinkin i say: Winners never quit and quitters never win.

See you same time next week Liver!

Stercus Accidit

That's not how it works.

Duff

I like liver and onions.

weeder

ah let him on

Kiera

My liver hates me right now!

soundsham

big hit with the ladies........

My name is URL

You'd be better off drinking a bottle of beer every hour that you're awake than drinking 20 bottles of beer in the space of 4-5 hours every week

Saibh

Duff wrote: »

I like liver and onions.

Liver and fava beans ftw

I prefer beef

TechnoPool

here here!

Ahoy!

Ah the irony...just after leaving the thread about the chap who died of liver failure at 22.

Mossy Monk

My liver hasn't had a "workout" for three weeks

Sofiztikated

The only way to do it is to regularly punch yourself in the liver/kidneys. That'll learn em, the poshy bastards, with their bodily functions and that.

mukki

once the liver fails......




you can stay drunk

forever

yerayeah

Nah, I like my liver and the many important things it does for me too much to try to destroy it...

Jenroche

I think I killed my liver last night. Ordering a new one on ebay right now.

Jen ;->

Canis Lupus

How much does a person need to drink on a regular basis to properly put their lives in danger?

TheInquisitor

I'll tell you in 5 years if i have liver failure.

stovelid

TheInquisitor wrote: »

Last night was 6 cans of heineken, 1 can of pear cider, 80% absinthe, whiskey and jagermeister.
r!

Sounds like a OK entrée. What did you go onto after that?

towel401

Jenroche wrote: »

I think I killed my liver last night. Ordering a new one on ebay right now.

Jen ;->

whats the going rate for a brang new one these days? BNIB

aido179

mukki wrote: »

once the liver fails......




you can stay drunk

forever

i lol'd

seriously though, without your liver, you would have no bile! no bile goddamn it! just think of the concequences!

Abi

TheInquisitor wrote:

Screw you Liver!

Indeed. 1 litre of wine down and half way through a bottle of some red 40% proof gack. I've some other stuff out there in the drinks cooler refridgermarator. Should make for some non-sensical intersting posts later...


/face keyboard

token56

TheInquisitor wrote: »

As everyone know you need to regulary give your liver a decent workout. You cannot achieve such a feet by simply "having a few". You need to go all out. Its the only way to teach your liver to handle the excess of drink.

Or you could never drink, have a perfectly healthy liver and there will be no need "to go all out".

metamorphosis

Nothing compared to the days in 1st year when you would steal street signs ... i'm disapoinnted in you

nice1franko

Having, just this week, been to funeral of a friends da who died from liver cancer and who , at this very moment, consumed a bit - I can tell you this: it's not good. Je knowrimean

P.C.

My name is URL wrote: »

You'd be better off drinking a bottle of beer every hour that you're awake than drinking 20 bottles of beer in the space of 4-5 hours every week

I think you would be better off doing both.

gurramok

TheInquisitor wrote: »

So once a week i give my liver a decent lesson . Last night was 6 cans of heineken, 1 can of pear cider, 80% absinthe, whiskey and jagermeister.

That pear cider alone will destroy your arse, did you not hear?

Overheal

mukki wrote: »

once the liver fails......




you can stay drunk

forever

Well, the rest of your life anyway.

TheInquisitor

So 2nite. My liver teaching continues. 10-12 bottles of mller and 4-5 pints of heinikin and 4-5 whiskey and lime. Nothing crazy obviously. Took it easy 2nite!

Wurly

I take a herb called milk thistle which detoxifies your liver.

So then I can go out and have a massive dirty binge drinking session, guilt free.:)

Collie D

TheInquisitor wrote: »

Last night was 6 cans of heineken, 1 can of pear cider, 80% absinthe, whiskey and jagermeister.

TheInquisitor wrote: »

10-12 bottles of mller and 4-5 pints of heinikin and 4-5 whiskey and lime. Nothing crazy obviously. Took it easy 2nite!

We're all so impressed by your amazing drinking prowess :rolleyes:

truecrippler

Ah yeah, was on the aul Scotch last night. Can't beat a bit of triple distilled Irish though.

Hamiltonion

Try a manly-man, Jemmy, potchine, bacardi, vodka, lucozade and a dash of ribena, mmmm cirrosis