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Public toilets

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  • 24-07-2009 11:06pm
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    jc7
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    The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

    One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

    A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

    Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

    After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

    Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick dump... How about yourself?"

    The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some lad in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."


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    #2
    iggy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,003 ✭✭✭iggy


    Thas why I hold my sh1te till I get to my own throne..............


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    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Heard it before but its brilliant.
    I wonder is it a true story...!


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    Pablod
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    Are you taking the p1ss? lol


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