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old man goes into a chemist

jc7 · 2009-07-24 21:14:30

An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra "Can I have 6 tablets cut into quarters please" "I can cut them up for you" said the chemist, "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection" "I am 96" said the old man "I don't want an erection" "I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers"

24-07-2009 9:14pm

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An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra

"Can I have 6 tablets cut into quarters please"

"I can cut them up for you" said the chemist, "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection"

"I am 96" said the old man "I don't want an erection"

"I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers"

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