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  • 24-07-2009 9:06pm
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    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    The attractive young thing was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears.

    - "I’m afraid you’ll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs.

    "I’m really not that kind of girl!"

    - "I believe ya," her date said, as he tried to comfort her.

    - "You’re the first one," she gulped.

    - "The first one to make love to you?" he asked.

    - "No!" she replied.

    "The first one to believe me."

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A old trucker was eating in a truck stop when three very large leathered bikers walked in.

    The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.

    The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter.

    The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

    Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

    Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress,

    "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

    The waitress replied,

    "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."


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