how to double my money??

petethebrick

I'm heading out in town with a young lass tomorrow night but only have 40euro to my name Gettin paid on a monday this month!

Being realistic I know this princely sum isn't going to get me too far. I'm trying to come up with an idea to double my money. 80euro should suffice. I wouldn't be too keen on gambling as I tend to be unlucky in that regard and don't want to end up with nothing^^ any body any bright ideas???

Might even stoop to selling some old CDs/ Books which I feel is a crime considering the paltry amounts they pay for them these days.

whadabouchasir

You could always scab money off friends.

The Davestator

Tell her you're sick, but you reckon you'll be ok to go out on Monday night. (when u have money)

My name is URL

If she's worth taking out she'll understand that you're broke and settle for a night in with a DVD

Schism

Pile it into a wad and cut it in half.

There's no easy way to double you're money without gambling of some sort, if there was we'd all be doing it! Obvious thing I suppose would be to ask for a loan from a friend.

funnyname

Fold it in half..................












....................... gets coat

mawk

first thing you need to do is warm up your time machine. While its self callibrating and getting up to operating temperatures you need to develop a strong work ethic. Maybe picturing going on a date with no money would help? Then you need to go back in time a minimum of a month and earn some extra money.

shanethemofo

Put it on Red.

Stercus Accidit

shanethemofo wrote: »

Put it on Red.

No black!


Black always wins duh.



OP, sell things.

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3qsmavrod5twfe

Charge her a €40 service charge.

engrish?

petethebrick wrote: »

I'm heading out in town with a young lass tomorrow night but only have 40euro to my name Gettin paid on a monday this month!

Being realistic I know this princely sum isn't going to get me too far. I'm trying to come up with an idea to double my money. 80euro should suffice. I wouldn't be too keen on gambling as I tend to be unlucky in that regard and don't want to end up with nothing^^ any body any bright ideas???

Might even stoop to selling some old CDs/ Books which I feel is a crime considering the paltry amounts they pay for them these days.

Bank shares. You cant lose with bank shares :pac:

petethebrick

The Davestator wrote: »

Tell her you're sick, but you reckon you'll be ok to go out on Monday night. (when u have money)

This could be a plan. I could then get a heap of drink and a pizza with the 40euro and sit in for the night.:D

Not gonna ask this girl to sit in with a DVD etc as someone suggested - it's first date so she might not be up for that.

MagicMarker

Pimp her out.

whadabouchasir

engrish? wrote: »

Bank shares. You cant lose with bank shares :pac:

Or Eircom shares.

petethebrick

shanethemofo wrote: »

Put it on Red.

Roulette could be tempting....whats the minimum bet in those places? wouldn't be wagering the full amount...

Schism

engrish? wrote: »

Bank shares. You cant lose with bank shares :pac:

Yeah, safe as houses.

davestar

be classy, take her to a full course meal in mcdonalds, e40 should do the trick

and2

put 20 on this.. [URL="javascript:showProfile('horse','340935')"]Last Three Minutes (IRE)[/URL]
3/1 in ascot at 5.00
more than double your money
its a sure thing

petethebrick

and2 wrote: »

put 20 on this.. [URL="javascript:showProfile('horse','340935')"]Last Three Minutes (IRE)[/URL]
3/1 in ascot at 5.00
more than double your money
its a sure thing

Where are you getting that price? It's at 9/4 on paddypower. Maybe......

and2

paper..
2/1 now on sporting life
put on bet, if it loses cancel the date till Monday, if it wins, il meet you in town for a pint first. tell her to bring a friend

Evil_Clown

Some casinos in town offer you a free €10 bet when you sign up.
Was out in town one night signed up but it on Red and doubled up thats €20 for nothin I then left and drank it !!!
You could go Red and then Black you will have to be lucky but it'll cost you nothin.

BlackandGold

davestar wrote: »

be classy, take her to a full course meal in mcdonalds, e40 should do the trick

Don't wear any hat of sentimental value though.............

djsctt

Roulette, Martingale, Profit.

Easy.

Trev M

No Brainer.

Blanket, Candles, Dart ticket, 6 Cans of Dutchie under stars,

She'll be telling her friends what a class act you are first thing monday morning.

petethebrick

and2 wrote: »

paper..
2/1 now on sporting life
put on bet, if it loses cancel the date till Monday, if it wins, il meet you in town for a pint first. tell her to bring a friend

Done and done. €30 bet on the nose at 9/4.......one time!!!

minidazzler

BlackandGold wrote: »

Do not sign up to Paddypower. I did this. Spent 20 quid and won €110. Yes really. Then I started fiddling around with it and ended up losing everything.

Very true, I lost my Jocks on it once.

But really, I have a gambling problem, why am I in this thread.

shqipshume

Sell everything :D

Nah joking good idea sell books dvds and games

LouOB

Trev M wrote: »

No Brainer.

Blanket, Candles, Dart ticket, 6 Cans of Dutchie under stars,

She'll be telling her friends what a class act you are first thing monday morning.

Beaten to the punt
But the man is right
Also, nothing more rosemantic than a meal cooked by your man

Go out for the day and bring a picnic
Phoenix park or Dun Laoighre or Bray etc

Get chips and DVD on way home
- the next part is free:P

the drifter

ill give ya €80 her....final offer

thirstywork

[URL="javascript:showProfile('horse','170812')"]Joshua[/URL] 3.35 southwell.20 e-w:D