Golf 'Un

Rufus.T.Firefly

A man takes a week off work and decides to play a round of golf every day.


First thing Monday morning, he sets off and soon finds himself catching up with a stunning woman playing in front of him.

He suggests that they play against each other for the rest of the day and she agrees.

The woman proves to be very talented, and wins on the last hole.

Afterwards, she accepts the man's offer of a lift home and, on the way, admits she hasn't enjoyed herself so much for a long time.

"In fact," she says,

"why don't you pull over so I can show you how much I appreciate it."



So the man pulls over and, to his delight, the woman performs oral sex on him.

They arrange to play golf again the next morning.



Once again the woman wins, and she shows her appreciation in the same way on the journey home.


This goes on all week, until Friday, when the man reveals he has booked dinner at a restaurant and a night of passion in a hotel.

On the way there, the woman suddenly bursts into tears.

"I can't do it," she says, "You see, I'm a transvestite."

The man is aghast.

He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.



"You F***ing cheat!" he screams.

"You've been playing off the ladies' tees all week."

dh0661

LOL - have some stars!

trad

Two guys playing golf, all fine up to the 9th where there were 2 nattering females holding them up.

1st Guy " I'll go up and ask if we can play through". Half way there he turns back.

2nd Guy "What's the problem"

1st Guy "Can't ask them, one is my wife the other is my mistress"

2nd Guy "No problem I'll ask them"

Half way there he turns back

2nd Guy "Small world isn't it"

Rufus.T.Firefly

dh0661 wrote: »

LOL - have some stars!

Thank You....young Kerry Maid

iggy

I love golf...................................