Response to an arsebag on YouTube

aligator_am · 21-07-2009 11:25pm #1

Ahoy gang,

Wanted to post this here as I'm pretty p1$$ed off, I posted a comment on a YouTube vid which was slating Polish people, saying they were spongers. I made the point that every single Polish person I had met was either working, or just finished a job and was heading home, none were slackers from my experience (still holds true).

Anyway, below is a message I got on my YouTube page, and below that is my response, TO THEIR YouTube page

Message: " stewartyp (5 hours ago)
"**U are all scum, anyone who doesnt belong to her majesty the queen should be shot. u'r telling me to point my anger in the right direction???? how about up your mother's ass hahaha

Answer me one question please:
wad about all the people who live in Ireland and want to work but cant because all you rats are easier paid????

U havent got a clue, u learn english then you put it all over the internet with no meaning hahaha**"

OK, clearly a balanced individual

, I quite like my response (below)

"Ahahahaha, you claim that I have no ability to use English and yet you write like some sort of retarded farmyard animal, first off, "U are all scum, anyone who doesnt belong to her majesty", well, let me ask you, and I'm being highly curious here, have you ever actually attended school? or did you spend your youth making petrol bombs and learning how to hate Catholics? was that home schooled? did it feature real, live people just to help your (at that time) underdeveloped rage?

Regarding my mother's ass, well I would imagine it's probably a rotting pile of mush at this stage as she died about 15 years ago, but next time I do a seance I will be sure to pass your your apparent interest, she will no doubt be be overjoyed with the attentions of someone as cultured as yourself.

And here is another example of Her Majesty's wonderful language displayed by you, one of her, clearly, most loyal subjects "U havent got a clue, u learn english then you put it all over the internet with no meaning hahaha " now, I must admit, this has me a little confused, as clearly you are either A) retarded, and possibly had one of your helpers assist you in typing this, or

possibly retarded, but found the inner strength to try and show the world that even though you don't look normal, it doesn't mean that your aren't normal.

Either way, I am proud of you, it can't be easy for someone of your dispositioin to make their way in the world, never mind string together some partly cohesive sentances, is it OK if I ask how long you have been working on this? was it part of some kind of community project? With you being the star attraction of course, it's important to include non normals into society, and I am glad that you were made feel really welcome, by the way, I understand that there are some people with balloons and some sort of special treat holding a sign with your name on it around, they say it's your "special day", no idea what that means personally, but no doubt you will enjoy it.

Well have fun compadre,

Enjoy the cake, balloons and of course, Ulster

"

An Fear Aniar · 21-07-2009 11:28pm

Youtube comments. lol. Srsly, Youtube comments are 99% disgusting.

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Captain-America · 21-07-2009 11:33pm

I read the first and last line of that post. I think I got the jist.

Diabhal Beag · 21-07-2009 11:33pm

Hungarian people when they are mad at you for ''accidentally'' calling them Slovaks is very fun.

I recommend it on a long day

Pj! · 21-07-2009 11:33pm

Can you highlight the good bit?

Nick_oliveri · 21-07-2009 11:34pm

Get baited yeah??

Banter Joe · 21-07-2009 11:34pm

TL;DR

All you need to remember is:

1. Don't read YouTube comments
2. Don't reply to YouTube comments

I don't know what it is, but it must have the highest proportion of retarded comments of any website.

"Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

-Mark Twain