police seek man with fetish for exercise balls

Executive Steve

Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday said he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.

The complaint says when he pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.
Court documents said the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090717/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_rubber_ball_fetish





It's a new one on me anyway, "ball-slashing fetish"

brummytom

The words "slashing" and "balls" made me cry

bronte

Just be thankful it's the sports related type a balls. :pac:

keen

He must have some balls to keep re-offending.

brummytom

bronte wrote: »

Just be thankful it's the sports related type a balls. :pac:

Aren't all balls used in a sport of sorts?

keen wrote: »

He must have some balls to keep re-offending.

That's the problem - he hasn't got any... he keeps slashing them

giggsy664

That's a whole load of balls

bronte

brummytom wrote: »

Aren't all balls used in a sport of sorts?



That's the problem - he hasn't got any... he keeps slashing them

That's actually very true!

Rented Mule

Muchos maraccas !!

orestes

There's nothing in the world that someone, somewhere won't get off on. Fetishes are interesting stuff

NiallMH

Did you honestly expect to make this thread and not have people return only cheesy puns? :L

galwayrush

orestes wrote: »

There's nothing in the world that someone, somewhere won't get off on. Fetishes are interesting stuff

interesting in a disturbing way.:rolleyes:

Acacia

orestes wrote: »

There's nothing in the world that someone, somewhere won't get off on. Fetishes are interesting stuff

Rule 34.

orestes

galwayrush wrote: »

interesting in a disturbing way.:rolleyes:

Why disturbing? Have you any idea of the diversity of human sexuality? Just because something is less common than something else does not mean it is disturbing imo

Nevyn

At least he is not slashing people open.
I would not say it is a fetish mind.

Insect Overlord

Thaedydal wrote: »

At least he is not slashing people open.
I would not say it is a fetish mind.

What would you say it is then?

galwayrush

orestes wrote: »

Why disturbing? Have you any idea of the diversity of human sexuality? Just because something is less common than something else does not mean it is disturbing imo

True, i've read a few disturbing things but they usually involve pain , guess this guy is relatively harmless.

Executive Steve

NiallMH wrote: »

Did you honestly expect to make this thread and not have people return only cheesy puns? :L

Don't know what i was expecting really...



At least your man had the good sense to bounce before the cops showed up.

Abi

[cm]tyranny wrote: »

Don't know what i was expecting really...

I'll tell you what I was expecting. I thought he was going around sniffing them, not slashing them.

Nevyn

An File wrote: »

What would you say it is then?

Oh it would be a Psychosexual Disorder but that does not equal a fetish.

Nevyn

Abigayle wrote: »

I'll tell you what I was expecting. I thought he was going around sniffing them, not slashing them.

If he had of been humping them like a balloonist does then it would be a fetish.

WeeBushy

Thaedydal wrote: »

If he had of been humping them like a balloonist does then it would be a fetish.

What a disturbing image that is.

orestes

Thaedydal wrote: »

If he had of been humping them like a balloonist does then it would be a fetish.

If it's balloon animals does it count as beastiality?

galwayrush

orestes wrote: »

If it's balloon animals does it count as beasiality?

Doubt it, it's not living.
perhaps necrophiliac beastiality then.:rolleyes: No that seems wrong as well.

orestes

galwayrush wrote: »

perhaps necrophiliac beastiality then.

Nah, that would be after it bursts

galwayrush

orestes wrote: »

Nah, that would be after it bursts

Sellotape,;) works on hamsters......cough..............so i heard.............

Executive Steve

galwayrush wrote: »

Doubt it, it's not living.
perhaps necrophiliac beastiality then.:rolleyes: No that seems wrong as well.

i'd suggest sadistic necrophiliac bestiality, but i'd hate the good people of after hours to think i was flogging a dead horse...




:pac:

El Weirdo

*cancels balls' gym membership*