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police seek man with fetish for exercise balls

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  • 19-07-2009 7:55pm
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    Executive Steve
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    Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

    Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday said he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.

    The complaint says when he pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.
    Court documents said the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090717/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_rubber_ball_fetish


    :confused:


    It's a new one on me anyway, "ball-slashing fetish"


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    brummytom
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    The words "slashing" and "balls" made me cry


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    bronte
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    Just be thankful it's the sports related type a balls. :pac:


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    keen
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    He must have some balls to keep re-offending.


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    brummytom
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    bronte wrote: »
    Just be thankful it's the sports related type a balls. :pac:

    Aren't all balls used in a sport of sorts?

    keen wrote: »
    He must have some balls to keep re-offending.
    That's the problem - he hasn't got any... he keeps slashing them


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    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    That's a whole load of balls


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    brummytom wrote: »
    Aren't all balls used in a sport of sorts?



    That's the problem - he hasn't got any... he keeps slashing them

    That's actually very true! :D


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    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Muchos maraccas !!


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    There's nothing in the world that someone, somewhere won't get off on. Fetishes are interesting stuff


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    NiallMH
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    Did you honestly expect to make this thread and not have people return only cheesy puns? :L


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    galwayrush
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    orestes wrote: »
    There's nothing in the world that someone, somewhere won't get off on. Fetishes are interesting stuff

    interesting in a disturbing way.:rolleyes:


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    Acacia
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    orestes wrote: »
    There's nothing in the world that someone, somewhere won't get off on. Fetishes are interesting stuff

    Rule 34.


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    orestes
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    galwayrush wrote: »
    interesting in a disturbing way.:rolleyes:

    Why disturbing? Have you any idea of the diversity of human sexuality? Just because something is less common than something else does not mean it is disturbing imo


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    At least he is not slashing people open.
    I would not say it is a fetish mind.


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    Insect Overlord
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    Thaedydal wrote: »
    At least he is not slashing people open.
    I would not say it is a fetish mind.

    What would you say it is then? :confused:


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    galwayrush
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    orestes wrote: »
    Why disturbing? Have you any idea of the diversity of human sexuality? Just because something is less common than something else does not mean it is disturbing imo

    True, i've read a few disturbing things but they usually involve pain , guess this guy is relatively harmless.


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    Executive Steve
    Registered Users Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    NiallMH wrote: »
    Did you honestly expect to make this thread and not have people return only cheesy puns? :L




    Don't know what i was expecting really...



    At least your man had the good sense to bounce before the cops showed up.


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    Abi
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    [cm]tyranny wrote: »
    Don't know what i was expecting really...

    I'll tell you what I was expecting. I thought he was going around sniffing them, not slashing them.


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    Nevyn
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    An File wrote: »
    What would you say it is then? :confused:

    Oh it would be a Psychosexual Disorder but that does not equal a fetish.


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I'll tell you what I was expecting. I thought he was going around sniffing them, not slashing them.

    If he had of been humping them like a balloonist does then it would be a fetish.


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    WeeBushy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    If he had of been humping them like a balloonist does then it would be a fetish.

    What a disturbing image that is.


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    If he had of been humping them like a balloonist does then it would be a fetish.

    If it's balloon animals does it count as beastiality?


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    orestes wrote: »
    If it's balloon animals does it count as beasiality?
    Doubt it, it's not living.
    perhaps necrophiliac beastiality then.:rolleyes: No that seems wrong as well.


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    orestes
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    galwayrush wrote: »
    perhaps necrophiliac beastiality then.

    Nah, that would be after it bursts


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    galwayrush
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    orestes wrote: »
    Nah, that would be after it bursts

    Sellotape,;) works on hamsters......cough..............so i heard.............


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    Executive Steve
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    galwayrush wrote: »
    Doubt it, it's not living.
    perhaps necrophiliac beastiality then.:rolleyes: No that seems wrong as well.




    i'd suggest sadistic necrophiliac bestiality, but i'd hate the good people of after hours to think i was flogging a dead horse...




    :pac:


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    El Weirdo
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    *cancels balls' gym membership*


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