Breaks for the loo

conno16

whats the suggested approach for when nature calls and one needs to take a whizz
i find that when my bowels fill up it effects my game, to the detriment of my scorecard
so generally when the meter is running high i'd wander behind a hill and let it flow
surely this is acceptable?
i always try to keep it pretty discreet
in fairness, golf courses should be expected to have port-a-loos or some other such facility at 3 to 4 locations IMO

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Discreet wizz behind a bush is standard etiquette AFAIK.

soundsham

more toilet talk from conoooooo
enough i say

conno16

so i thought really
it would be a little too much to expect that a golf player should return to the clubhouse for a toilet break i suppose

soundsham

after emptying your driver head to fill your bowel,surely you could have little room here for a little pee

Par72

This is for you conno

Headshot

lol

Mister Sifter

conno16 wrote: »

whats the suggested approach for when nature calls and one needs to take a whizz
i find that when my bowels fill up it effects my game, to the detriment of my scorecard so generally when the meter is running high i'd wander behind a hill and let it flow

Sure, what have you got to worry about, just 'let it flow' into your nappy.

soundsham

brilliant.........lmao

Aidric

The uro club isn't much use if you need a dump.

jimjo

soundsham wrote: »

more toilet talk from conoooooo
enough i say

+ 1 - Lock this stupid thread....