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Swine Flu Threat; Money

  • 19-07-2009 1:54am
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    People please hear me out;

    with an epidemic highly probable in Ireland I have a simple step which we can all take in order to combat it. This involves not transferring swine flu via swine flu carriers, in particular money (property considered with reference to its pecuniary value). Money is THE best friend of swine flu as it allows it to spread so rapidly and easily from person to person. Thus I recommend we all pool our money together in one giant pile in my bedroom so that this wretched swine flu will be greatly restricted in its spreading.
    So come one, come all, to my house. Bring all the money you have. I will take the risk of contracting swine flu for the good of humanity. Bah! Begone swine flu!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    damn, if I remembred where that thread was that was bitching about people using laser cards I'd go there now and post that they're helping slow the spread of infection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Wait, wait, I have a big bedroom, with mega-safe double glazed windows and standard mega-safe one-lock door, why your bedroom?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Disinfects hands.


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