Choose The Form of The Destructor

High Five to anyone who gets the reference

Having successfuly renamed the recession as Steve, it is about time we do the same thing with Swine Flu. It's becoming apparent that this is the thing that will eventually kill us all. I don't know about you but I would much rather be killed by something .. cooler sounding.

So.. suggest your new name for Swine Flu. Remember - the more epic sounding the better!

Possible way of deciding the winner? These things are usually decided based on popularity, so if you like a submitted name, thank that post. The name with the most thanks wins and Swine Flu will be henceforth renamed to it

IvyTheTerrible

Deleted User wrote: »

High Five to anyone who gets the reference

Having successfuly renamed the recession as Steve, it is about time we do the same thing with Swine Flu. It's becoming apparent that this is the thing that will eventually kill us all. I don't know about you but I would much rather be killed by something .. cooler sounding.

So.. suggest your new name for Swine Flu. Remember - the more epic sounding the better!

Who says the recession has been successfully renamed as steve? That's bloody annoying!!! (bet I'm not the only one that thinks so!)

Professey Chin

God damn Stay-Puft Marshmallow man

I choose Pig Aids

My name is URL

FUD

TheZohanS

How about "tickles"?

Ross_Mahon

T-Virus

Wertz

Death by bacon.

dr.bollocko

Slimer.

(I got your reference)

dr.bollocko

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Slimer.

(I got your reference)

As promised..

High Five!

Death by Slimer. Interesting.

Quazzie

Fistycuffs

Dying by fistycuffs has a certain ring to it.*




geddit?

Blazer

From the insanity this "pandemic" has created, how about

"One flu over the cuckoo's nest"?

An Fear Aniar

Colin.

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CreepingDeath

"The White Death"

hidinginthebush

"it just popped in there..."
"WHAT just 'popped in there' Ray?"
"The stay puft marshmallow man"

what a way to go

Chunkylover

Mary Harney, or the british plague (they've probably been planning it for the last 800 years)

genericguy

Deleted User wrote: »

High Five to anyone who gets the reference

Having successfuly renamed the recession as Steve, it is about time we do the same thing with Swine Flu. It's becoming apparent that this is the thing that will eventually kill us all. I don't know about you but I would much rather be killed by something .. cooler sounding.

So.. suggest your new name for Swine Flu. Remember - the more epic sounding the better!

Possible way of deciding the winner? These things are usually decided based on popularity, so if you like a submitted name, thank that post. The name with the most thanks wins and Swine Flu will be henceforth renamed to it

High five so, Mr. Gozer.

I propose that we name swine flu Porkinson's Disease.

kiffer

destroyer? not destructor. isn't it?

CreepingDeath

"Darwins weed whacker"

kiffer

kiffer wrote: »

destroyer? not destructor. isn't it?

1:13 - sounds like 'destructor' to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlxlHaHZoRQ

Dyr

I'll take it that someone has already suggested harney?

Saibh

Pigthrax

ScumLord

I'd like to see a giant Timmy Mallet roaming the earth.

Dravokivich

YorMa is a hell of a name for a pandemic...

1,000's infected in the uk by YorMa...

:P

- Drav!

WIZE

Piggy sniffles

Mr Benevolent

The Piggy Sniffles (damn, beaten to it!)

H1N1

Influenza A

Scrambled egg

Martin?

genericguy

Saibh wrote: »

Pigthrax

hamthrax!

Fratton Fred

Englebert Humperdinck.

TheManWho

The Flying Pig Monster

CrazyRabbit

It should simply be called 'Hysteria', although that's actually a range of illnesses of the mind that has been afflicting a lot of people for many years now.

Common symptoms include:
1. Believing all males suddenly morph into paedophiles when alone with children.

2. Believing that children should not be allowed to have any physical contact with each other at all, even hugging, holding hands or giving a mate a pat on the back (there was a massive outbreak of this in 2 local primary schools recently)

3. Spending hundreds of millions on vaccines for a virus that to-date has killed less than 500 people globally, even though the common flu has killed more people in the same time period.

4. Believing that the global economy was going downhill, thus causing people to spend less, which caused companies to sell less, which caused job losses, which reinforced the idea of a dwindling economy, which caused people to spend even less money, and so on and so on...

TPD

'Rape by Clown'


"Hey, you hear little Timmy died a week ago?"

"No way, what of?"

"Rape by Clown. Sad really."

Any more? I suggest Hank

irish_bob

bertie aherne , oh wait

stovelid

My mate's (in England) fiancée contracted it. Civilization (and herself) are doing fine, last time I checked.

I move to call it the Y2K virus.

dr.bollocko

Swine flu + Bulmers pear = oinky plops.

a-k-47

****inFlu

cruiser178

Deleted User wrote: »

High Five to anyone who gets the reference

Having successfuly renamed the recession as Steve, it is about time we do the same thing with Swine Flu. It's becoming apparent that this is the thing that will eventually kill us all. I don't know about you but I would much rather be killed by something .. cooler sounding.

So.. suggest your new name for Swine Flu. Remember - the more epic sounding the better!

Possible way of deciding the winner? These things are usually decided based on popularity, so if you like a submitted name, thank that post. The name with the most thanks wins and Swine Flu will be henceforth renamed to it

yoranidot

Terry

cruiser178 wrote: »

yoranidot

80 posts and 4 bans.
You'll go far.

WIZE

Snotfest

or Snortfest

the piggie sniffles