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Prison Officers

  • 16-07-2009 8:12pm
    #1
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,577 ✭✭✭✭


    So, prison officers are known as "screws" by the inmates.

    This story adds a whole new dimension. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8153140.stm

    I suppose she might be able to stop a riot though with a "flash of ankle". Of course, the nest day they'd just start another riot just to see more.


Comments

  • #2
    blondie7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭blondie7


    screws are overpaid and under worked.


  • #3
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    To begin the morning, the screw was bawling; "Get up ya bowsie and clean out your cell".



    I dunno either, this just reminded me of that song >.>




    Ooh she's from round here.. I'll be back in an hour.
    *Gets night-vision goggles and camera*


  • #4
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    blondie7 wrote: »
    screws are overpaid and under worked.

    So when are you due to get out?


  • #5
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Don't know bout the rest of you, but I've never lost a job for being too good looking.

    I wouldn't complain.

    I'd be proud to put that on my CV!.:)


  • #6
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    What does she expect in a prison full of men with balls the size of space hoppers


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  • #7
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    What does she expect in a prison full of men with balls the size of space hoppers

    Dare I ask how you know of prison inmates testicles?


  • #8
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    brummytom wrote: »
    Dare I ask how you know of prison inmates testicles?

    I'm referring to their lack of sexual contact being in prison, Although there are some that take advantage of soap droppers! :D


  • #9
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    She looks like a mannequin tbh


  • #10
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    My name is URL wrote: »
    She looks like a mannequin tbh

    I dunno, I wouldn't mind taking her back to my cell.


  • #11
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    I dunno, I wouldn't mind taking her back to my cell.

    I never said I wooden =p


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  • #12
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    What does she expect in a prison full of men with balls the size of space hoppers

    It is possible to masterbate in prison you know.


  • #13
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    It is possible to masterbate in prison you know.

    Who needs masturbation when you've got such easy access to heroin?


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    It is possible to masterbate in prison you know.

    Yeah I know I just wish the other inmates would stop doing it to me though.


  • #15
    DB10
    Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    I'd love to hit her with my baton...

    She could patrol me anyday.


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