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To **** a Lung

  • 16-07-2009 5:28pm
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    owlwink
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    [FONT=&quot]To **** a Lung[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot](by owlwink and Nathan Napping Juice)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]get the doctor to take you by the hand and sing 'our life will never end'...apparenly if you masterbate at least 5 times a week between the ages of 20-30 you increase ur chances of not getting prostate cancer...random...Luke a healthy lad[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]on one level[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]...[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]there is still cancer of the brain[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]oh and i supppose lung cancer would be something to add now[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]well if we can figure a way to **** the brain and lung then we will be on a roll[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I suppose college is a form of mental masturbation at times[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]writing definitely is[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]just got to involve the lungs[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]**** I'm going to write a story about this[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I'm going to call it 'to **** a lung'[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]A nice red rose over a blue lung[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Then the Cock...[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and the brain is in the words[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]the lung is impotent[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]will we give it some viagra[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]that might spice things up a little[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The cock will need some kind of bus to get to the lung port[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]but the port is permanently closed due to windy conditions[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]i wonder to female/male lungs look different?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]or they are all androgynous?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]There may be a brain-wave to catch,,, this depends on the severity of the climate and the time of day![/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]only if they are.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]...[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]they are pioneers though and don't believe in external influences.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]should the organs have bodies?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]they might not like the open air[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]hence they are in a body[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]of course the body collapses when the organs start to shift and become sexually involved[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I hear they like the salty tastes of bodies...licking is a constant orgy...[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]a little lung licking never did you any harm [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]a flux of bloodflush if you like.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]with a dash of thought thrown in for good measure[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]does the brain like the fact that he is being used?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Gallons of marinated organs can be found in the underbelly of all good brain spreads.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Who takes off the lid to spread[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and is it always good on bread?[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The bread never has any time...[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]before you know, it is rhyme[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]time for spread or time[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]both the butter and the bread are chronotopes[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]a particular time of faeces can be desired by the driver.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]all that time takes is a little push and a squeeze[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]These fills them with great lust. A lust once released upon the lungs...creates great groves of scratching along the chest[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]I knew the chest would join[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]It is patchy by nature[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]it is entwined to the happening nature of courage[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]the finger nails found a way in and now they are scratching a way out [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]of course this stirs jealousy up among a lusty lung and his pseudosexual companions[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]the outsider is among them and all they want to do is ejaculate [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]the lung is brought crashing back down to reality when he realises he is unable and starts to think maybe he should have gotten that job in the bank, they promised permanency[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]They promised lunch deductions [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]one who wants to masterbate to a dear lung needs the desire to go beyond the frontiers of skin, reality and obtructing organmarble. All stretch and tear with tears to lift a penis past the pain.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]and a tight collar to stop the head from bubbling[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]It is an organised transcendentment[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]owlwink says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]thats what collar's say[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]One needs such objects as gel, straw, especially mended underwear...[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Nathan napping Juice avenue of bed sheets and collected cakes that Koala's ich gern to eat. says:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Here arrives one who has chugged his chin off from such desire.[/FONT]


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