Brothel offers €5 bicycle discount

Paddy Samurai

A Berlin brothel has come up with a novel way to negate the impact of the global economic crisis and target a new group of customers at the same time -- offering a €5 discount to patrons who arrive on bicycles.
"The recession has hit our industry hard," said Thomas Goetz, owner of the 'Maison d'envie' brothel. "Obviously we hope that the discount will attract more people," he added.

Thats what we need in this country,people with good ideas to get the economy up and going again.


I am too tired to check if this story is already on boards,as i just bought a new bike and have been cycling all night.

Whosbetter?

A Spokesman says 'they have a lot 'riding' on this promotion.'

Raze_them_all

Sher aren't the women the town bikes anyway? :pac:

KTRIC

I read recently that some of the bigger brothels are offering "flat-rate" visits. Essentially the punter pays €70 for the visit and can "use" as many women as he likes.

AnonoBoy

Flann O'Brien was a frequent customer there I heard.

Wertz

So yuo go from being on the saddle to being in the saddle. Nice.
Do I get double discount if I turn up on a unicycle?

AnonoBoy

KTRIC wrote: »

I read recently that some of the bigger brothels are offering "flat-rate" visits. Essentially the punter pays €70 for the visit and can "use" as many women as he likes.

Ah yes the 'All You Can Eat Smorgasbord of Orifices' as it's known!

2 stroke

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Thats what we need in this country,people with good ideas to get the economy up and going cumming again.

Fixed that for you.

Tyler MacDurden

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Sher aren't the women the town bikes anyway? :pac:

I think Les Bicyclettes Locales is the preferred phrase in the industry.

Overheal

The Village Bicycle - You're going for a ride.

Rhyme

How do they treat customers with (gas-guzzling) hummers?

citizen_p

blow the badness out of em..... or shack up with them.... never seen a poor guy with a hummer....

truecrippler

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Thats what we need in this country,people with good ideas to get the economy up and going again.


[COLOR=Silver]I am too tired to check if this story is already on boards,as i just bought a new bike and have been cycling all night.[/COLOR]

Still looking for that Brothel I see.

Podge2k7

Fair play to them.

Ghost Train

do you need to show them your helmet i wonder or the equipment you ride with

Cianos

Maybe it's so the women get the benefit of a healthier/fitter clientèle.

Guy:Incognito

In other news, the owner of a bike rental company around the corner from Maison d'envie brothel has reported a 500% increase in business.

ShooterSF

KTRIC wrote: »

I read recently that some of the bigger brothels are offering "flat-rate" visits. Essentially the punter pays €70 for the visit and can "use" as many women as he likes.

Continue please...

TheZohanS

Rhyme wrote: »

How do they treat customers with (gas-guzzling) hummers?

Think you have to pay extra for a hummer.