Chef Blows Off His Hands

c4cat

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Chef-In-Germany-Blows-Of-Hands-In-Liquid-Nitrogen-Explosion-In-Heston-Blumenthal-Style-Experiment/Article/200907215337490?lpos=World_News_News_Your_Way_Region_1&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15337490_Chef_In_Germany_Blows_Of_Hands_In_Liquid_Nitrogen_Explosion_In_Heston_Blumenthal_Style_Experiment

Fajitas!

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Splinter

16 year old girlfriend? one way to make sure he keeps his hands off her

ejmaztec

<particularly sick comment>:eek:

Loomis

And a little bit of nitrogen for that wonderful zesty kick

Fluorescence

All I can say is: OUCH! :eek: I couldn't imagine not having hands....

Brimmy

Fajitas! wrote: »

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For someone with 10,000 plus posts that was terrible.

splinter wrote: »

16 year old girlfriend? one way to make sure he keeps his hands off her

This on the other hand was good. At least the Chef took a hands on approach.

Run_to_da_hills

He was lucky he wasn't picking his nose at the same time.

ejmaztec

fluorescence wrote: »

All I can say is: OUCH! :eek: I couldn't imagine not having hands....

Close your eyes and wave your hands about in front of your eyes, that's what I always do when I'm pretending my hands have dropped off.

Carroller16

Brimmy wrote: »

For someone with 10,000 plus posts that was terrible.



This on the other hand was good. At least the Chef took a hands on approach.

Fajitas. i thought that was very funny. /lickarse

jester77

Der arme Mann !!

He must be going through the horrors... the thought of never been able to knock one out again :eek:

That_Guy

How will he wipe his arse?

Fajitas!

Brimmy wrote: »

For someone with 10,000 plus posts that was terrible.

After 10,000, you just stop putting the effort in, and go with stating the obvious and predictable.

*sigh*

Regardless, he'll knead to be more careful in future.

Run_to_da_hills

That_Guy wrote: »

How will he wipe his arse?

How will he take out his flute? :eek:

citizen_p

he had one hand let the the doctors seen the 16 y old girl and took the other

CreepingDeath

Maybe he was trying to create some finger food.

North_West_Art

stop taking a hand at him

Interceptor

Silly man - liquid nitrogen is not a toy. I wonder what he'll work as now?

'c

Splinter

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

How will he take out his flute? :eek:

He'l let the girlfriend do it and then he'l get done for statutory

Run_to_da_hills

His food must be finger licking good.

Loomis

He can wave goodbye to his career as a chef

Splinter

Interceptor wrote: »

Silly man - liquid nitrogen is not a toy. I wonder what he'll work as now?

'c

I've been trying to think of a job, this poor fcuker must be stumped

CreepingDeath

It would've been funnier if the German chef was called "Hans" instead of "Martin".

Victor

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/0715/breaking32.htm

Man fixing mattress blows up flat

A German who tried to fix his leaky air mattress blew up his apartment instead, the fire brigade in Duesseldorf said today.

The man (45) used tyre repair solvent to plug a hole in his airbed and left it overnight.

But it blew up when he went to inflate it the next day."A spark from the electric air pump ignited it," a fire brigade spokesman said.

The blast pushed his living room wall into the building's stairwell and caused extensive damage to walls, windows and furniture.

Fire fighters evacuated the 12-apartment building and a neighbouring housing block while they checked for structural damage.

The man suffered burns on his arms, while a three-year-old girl suffered first degree burns.

Reuters

netwhizkid

No more fapping for him then.

WindSock

Cooking with liquid nitrogen sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Rhyme

WindSock wrote: »

Cooking with liquid nitrogen sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Aye, chemicals like that are a real handful.

mathie

Victor wrote: »

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/0715/breaking32.htm

Worse?!
Burnt arms is worse that no hands?
What kind of sick handless world do you live in Victor?!

Rhyme

mathie wrote: »

Worse?!
Burnt arms is worse that no hands?
What kind of sick handless world do you live in Victor?!

Ah relax, he's 'armless.

FunkZ

Lex Luther the 2nd!! Yes it is.

dr.bollocko

Look ja!
No hans.

Porkpie

Any more puns left? Can't think of any off-hand.

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

a chef you say? he'd be very handy to have around the kitchen..... oh wait!

FunkZ

We'll have to give this chef a round of applause for being an idiot

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

i don't think he can handle it anymore

Paddy Samurai

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

He was lucky he wasn't picking his nose at the same time.

Or scratching his balls

Dun laoire

his cooking technique is very handy

kumate_champ07

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man cuts off his hand!(interview about the guy with a couple of pics)
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/nohand/index.html

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found it on a blog yesterday

*cant change typo in title = off not of

GLaDOS

If you can't handle the heat...

Whosbetter?

Best thread I've read in ages. Hands down!