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Crazy racists.

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  • 13-07-2009 1:00am
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    Blisterman
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    Had a very strange incident earlier today
    I was at the bus stop with my girlfriend, who's parents are from China. Beside us was a middle age black woman.
    A car passed playing Billie Jean loudly, and my girlfriend said "Poor Michael Jackson".
    The woman beside us said to her "It was you chinese that killed Michael Jackson"
    "What?"
    "They found needle marks on his arm. The Chinese used poison acupuncture needles to kill him. The Chinese are evil. They come over here, sleep with men and steal their money and their souls. They use acupuncture to control peoples brains."
    I told her to shut up and leave us alone, but my girlfriend thought it was funny, and asked her "How did you find out about our plan to kill Michael Jackson?"
    "You can tell. You chinese are always scheming to take over the world."

    This continues back and forth for about five minutes. By then a crowd of onlookers had gathered around laughing their holes off at this woman, while I stood in the middle bemused.
    By then the woman's bus came and she got on, but not before shouting "BLACK, WHITE AND MUSLIM PEOPLE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE. CHINESE PEOPLE HAVE NO SOULS!!!"

    What a surreal experience. I just had to post it here.


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    Whosbetter?
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    Maybe she was just Needling you....


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    The_Minister
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    Silly bitch.


    South Park teaches us that it's Japanese people who have no souls.


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    orestes
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    Overheard a bunch of skangers giving out about chinese imigrants in a chinese take-away a while ago without the slightest realisation of the irony of what they were doing, then they picked up their curries from the chinese girl behind the counter and went on their way still giving out about "the slanty eyed bastards coming over here and doing no work"

    Sometimes you really don't know if you should laugh or cry about these idiots


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    John_Dillinger
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    She sounds adorable!!


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    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    orestes wrote: »
    Sometimes you really don't know if you should laugh or cry about these idiots

    You forgot about shooting.

    Theoretically, much more satisfying.


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    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    I don't know if she was racist. Bat-sh1t crazy maybe.


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    brendansmith
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    "Ireland for Irish' you should have told her.

    Theres no comeback from that!


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    ronnie3585
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    It's not the Greeks she's after, it's the Chinese.


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    Carsinian Thau
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    John_Dillinger wrote: »
    She sounds adorable!!

    Like a kitty cat!












    Of pure hatred.


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    herya
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    orestes wrote: »
    then they picked up their curries from the chinese girl behind the counter

    Well curries are technically Indian so maybe there was some method in it!


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    aligator_am
    Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    Blisterman wrote: »
    Had a very strange incident earlier today
    I was at the bus stop with my girlfriend, who's parents are from China. Beside us was a middle age black woman.
    A car passed playing Billie Jean loudly, and my girlfriend said "Poor Michael Jackson".
    The woman beside us said to her "It was you chinese that killed Michael Jackson"
    "What?"
    "They found needle marks on his arm. The Chinese used poison acupuncture needles to kill him. The Chinese are evil. They come over here, sleep with men and steal their money and their souls. They use acupuncture to control peoples brains."
    I told her to shut up and leave us alone, but my girlfriend thought it was funny, and asked her "How did you find out about our plan to kill Michael Jackson?"
    "You can tell. You chinese are always scheming to take over the world."

    This continues back and forth for about five minutes. By then a crowd of onlookers had gathered around laughing their holes off at this woman, while I stood in the middle bemused.
    By then the woman's bus came and she got on, but not before shouting "BLACK, WHITE AND MUSLIM PEOPLE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE. CHINESE PEOPLE HAVE NO SOULS!!!"

    What a surreal experience. I just had to post it here.

    LOL, it's good to see that it's not only white people who are racist :D


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    orestes
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    herya wrote: »
    Well curries are technically Indian so maybe there was some method in it!

    Something tells me the international cuisine arguement wouldn't really have helped matters :D


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    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Blisterman wrote: »
    Had a very strange incident earlier today
    I was at the bus stop with my girlfriend, who's parents are from China. Beside us was a middle age black woman.
    A car passed playing Billie Jean loudly, and my girlfriend said "Poor Michael Jackson".
    The woman beside us said to her "It was you chinese that killed Michael Jackson"
    "What?"
    "They found needle marks on his arm. The Chinese used poison acupuncture needles to kill him. The Chinese are evil. They come over here, sleep with men and steal their money and their souls. They use acupuncture to control peoples brains."
    I told her to shut up and leave us alone, but my girlfriend thought it was funny, and asked her "How did you find out about our plan to kill Michael Jackson?"
    "You can tell. You chinese are always scheming to take over the world."

    This continues back and forth for about five minutes. By then a crowd of onlookers had gathered around laughing their holes off at this woman, while I stood in the middle bemused.
    By then the woman's bus came and she got on, but not before shouting "BLACK, WHITE AND MUSLIM PEOPLE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE. CHINESE PEOPLE HAVE NO SOULS!!!"

    What a surreal experience. I just had to post it here.

    I am seriously confused.

    So it wasn't "Black or white?"

    Same twats probably love a Black Bean sauce!

    I'm lost for words!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    SoWatchaWant
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    Nothing Wong with Racism:o


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    ilovemybrick
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    orestes wrote: »
    Overheard a bunch of skangers giving out about chinese imigrants in a chinese take-away a while ago without the slightest realisation of the irony of what they were doing, then they picked up their curries from the chinese girl behind the counter and went on their way still giving out about "the slanty eyed bastards coming over here and doing no work"

    Sometimes you really don't know if you should laugh or cry about these idiots

    Don't laugh, don't cry, just remember social darwinism.


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    An Fear Aniar
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    aligator_am wrote: »
    LOL, it's good to see that it's not only white people who are racist :D

    Sounds more like paranoid schizophrenia.

    .


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    Jesus Wept
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    The Chinese are not evil people who use poison acupuncture needles to kill us and control our brains and come over here to sleep with men and steal their money and their souls......

    They're a great bunch of lads.


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Nothing Wong with Racism:o

    I miss when the trolls used to put in some effort
    ilovemybrick wrote: »
    Don't laugh, don't cry, just remember social darwinism.

    Remember and assist where possible
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    The Chinese are not evil people who use poison acupuncture needles to kill us and control our brains and come over here to sleep with men and steal their money and their souls......

    They're a great bunch of lads.

    Sexist :mad:


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    discobeaker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    Just remember.... Ted "He's not a racist"


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    amacachi
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    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/187265

    Looks likes some people can't tell the difference between real life and make believe.


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    Red Alert
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,485 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    I think your g/f has a lot more cop on than you do.


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    magick
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    nice story, so what actually happened?


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    genericguy
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    orestes wrote: »
    Overheard a bunch of skangers giving out about chinese imigrants in a chinese take-away a while ago without the slightest realisation of the irony of what they were doing, then they picked up their curries from the chinese girl behind the counter and went on their way still giving out about "the slanty eyed bastards coming over here and doing no work"

    Sometimes you really don't know if you should laugh or cry about these idiots

    i was worked in security as a part-time gig during my degree. once i was outside a shop on the phone talking to a friend in irish, and a group of skangers asked me why I wouldn't fck off back to my own country. i laughed and cried at the same time.


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    #25
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Nothing Wong with Racism:o

    Ah now, racism is a crime!

















    And crime is for nigge*BANNED*


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    biko
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    Black, yellow, red, brown - they're all welcome in Ireland as long as they are HOT. No ugly chicks please.


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    vibe666
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    Magnus wrote: »
    Black, yellow, red, brown - they're all welcome in Ireland as long as they are HOT. No ugly chicks please.
    less of that uglychickism please, ugly people are welcome too, otherwise there would be nobody to do the work whilst the hot people are busy looking beautiful. :)


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    aligator_am wrote: »
    LOL, it's good to see that it's not only white people who are racist :D

    Yeah equal opportunities racism, what a wonderful thing!


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    3hn2givr7mx1sc
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    To quote Tommy Tiernan.."We're not racist, we're just havin' the craic!"


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    Zangetsu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    Get my lynchin rope... :pac:


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    Aidric
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    When did Janet Jackson start using Dublin Bus?


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