Crazy racists.

Blisterman

Had a very strange incident earlier today
I was at the bus stop with my girlfriend, who's parents are from China. Beside us was a middle age black woman.
A car passed playing Billie Jean loudly, and my girlfriend said "Poor Michael Jackson".
The woman beside us said to her "It was you chinese that killed Michael Jackson"
"What?"
"They found needle marks on his arm. The Chinese used poison acupuncture needles to kill him. The Chinese are evil. They come over here, sleep with men and steal their money and their souls. They use acupuncture to control peoples brains."
I told her to shut up and leave us alone, but my girlfriend thought it was funny, and asked her "How did you find out about our plan to kill Michael Jackson?"
"You can tell. You chinese are always scheming to take over the world."

This continues back and forth for about five minutes. By then a crowd of onlookers had gathered around laughing their holes off at this woman, while I stood in the middle bemused.
By then the woman's bus came and she got on, but not before shouting "BLACK, WHITE AND MUSLIM PEOPLE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE. CHINESE PEOPLE HAVE NO SOULS!!!"

What a surreal experience. I just had to post it here.

Whosbetter?

Maybe she was just Needling you....

The_Minister

Silly bitch.


South Park teaches us that it's Japanese people who have no souls.

orestes

Overheard a bunch of skangers giving out about chinese imigrants in a chinese take-away a while ago without the slightest realisation of the irony of what they were doing, then they picked up their curries from the chinese girl behind the counter and went on their way still giving out about "the slanty eyed bastards coming over here and doing no work"

Sometimes you really don't know if you should laugh or cry about these idiots

John_Dillinger

She sounds adorable!!

Carsinian Thau

orestes wrote: »

Sometimes you really don't know if you should laugh or cry about these idiots

You forgot about shooting.

Theoretically, much more satisfying.

Acacia

I don't know if she was racist. Bat-sh1t crazy maybe.

brendansmith

"Ireland for Irish' you should have told her.

Theres no comeback from that!

ronnie3585

It's not the Greeks she's after, it's the Chinese.

Carsinian Thau

John_Dillinger wrote: »

She sounds adorable!!

Like a kitty cat!












Of pure hatred.

herya

orestes wrote: »

then they picked up their curries from the chinese girl behind the counter

Well curries are technically Indian so maybe there was some method in it!

aligator_am

Blisterman wrote: »

Had a very strange incident earlier today
I was at the bus stop with my girlfriend, who's parents are from China. Beside us was a middle age black woman.
A car passed playing Billie Jean loudly, and my girlfriend said "Poor Michael Jackson".
The woman beside us said to her "It was you chinese that killed Michael Jackson"
"What?"
"They found needle marks on his arm. The Chinese used poison acupuncture needles to kill him. The Chinese are evil. They come over here, sleep with men and steal their money and their souls. They use acupuncture to control peoples brains."
I told her to shut up and leave us alone, but my girlfriend thought it was funny, and asked her "How did you find out about our plan to kill Michael Jackson?"
"You can tell. You chinese are always scheming to take over the world."

This continues back and forth for about five minutes. By then a crowd of onlookers had gathered around laughing their holes off at this woman, while I stood in the middle bemused.
By then the woman's bus came and she got on, but not before shouting "BLACK, WHITE AND MUSLIM PEOPLE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE. CHINESE PEOPLE HAVE NO SOULS!!!"

What a surreal experience. I just had to post it here.

LOL, it's good to see that it's not only white people who are racist

orestes

herya wrote: »

Well curries are technically Indian so maybe there was some method in it!

Something tells me the international cuisine arguement wouldn't really have helped matters

K-9

Blisterman wrote: »

Had a very strange incident earlier today
I was at the bus stop with my girlfriend, who's parents are from China. Beside us was a middle age black woman.
A car passed playing Billie Jean loudly, and my girlfriend said "Poor Michael Jackson".
The woman beside us said to her "It was you chinese that killed Michael Jackson"
"What?"
"They found needle marks on his arm. The Chinese used poison acupuncture needles to kill him. The Chinese are evil. They come over here, sleep with men and steal their money and their souls. They use acupuncture to control peoples brains."
I told her to shut up and leave us alone, but my girlfriend thought it was funny, and asked her "How did you find out about our plan to kill Michael Jackson?"
"You can tell. You chinese are always scheming to take over the world."

This continues back and forth for about five minutes. By then a crowd of onlookers had gathered around laughing their holes off at this woman, while I stood in the middle bemused.
By then the woman's bus came and she got on, but not before shouting "BLACK, WHITE AND MUSLIM PEOPLE ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE. CHINESE PEOPLE HAVE NO SOULS!!!"

What a surreal experience. I just had to post it here.

I am seriously confused.

So it wasn't "Black or white?"

Same twats probably love a Black Bean sauce!

I'm lost for words!

SoWatchaWant

Nothing Wong with Racism:o

ilovemybrick

orestes wrote: »

Overheard a bunch of skangers giving out about chinese imigrants in a chinese take-away a while ago without the slightest realisation of the irony of what they were doing, then they picked up their curries from the chinese girl behind the counter and went on their way still giving out about "the slanty eyed bastards coming over here and doing no work"

Sometimes you really don't know if you should laugh or cry about these idiots

Don't laugh, don't cry, just remember social darwinism.

An Fear Aniar

aligator_am wrote: »

LOL, it's good to see that it's not only white people who are racist

Sounds more like paranoid schizophrenia.

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Jesus Wept

The Chinese are not evil people who use poison acupuncture needles to kill us and control our brains and come over here to sleep with men and steal their money and their souls......

They're a great bunch of lads.

orestes

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Nothing Wong with Racism:o

I miss when the trolls used to put in some effort

ilovemybrick wrote: »

Don't laugh, don't cry, just remember social darwinism.

Remember and assist where possible

The-Rigger wrote: »

The Chinese are not evil people who use poison acupuncture needles to kill us and control our brains and come over here to sleep with men and steal their money and their souls......

They're a great bunch of lads.

Sexist :mad:

discobeaker

Just remember.... Ted "He's not a racist"

amacachi

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/187265

Looks likes some people can't tell the difference between real life and make believe.

Red Alert

I think your g/f has a lot more cop on than you do.

magick

nice story, so what actually happened?

genericguy

orestes wrote: »

Overheard a bunch of skangers giving out about chinese imigrants in a chinese take-away a while ago without the slightest realisation of the irony of what they were doing, then they picked up their curries from the chinese girl behind the counter and went on their way still giving out about "the slanty eyed bastards coming over here and doing no work"

Sometimes you really don't know if you should laugh or cry about these idiots

i was worked in security as a part-time gig during my degree. once i was outside a shop on the phone talking to a friend in irish, and a group of skangers asked me why I wouldn't fck off back to my own country. i laughed and cried at the same time.

Genghiz Cohen

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Nothing Wong with Racism:o

Ah now, racism is a crime!

















And crime is for nigge*BANNED*

biko

Black, yellow, red, brown - they're all welcome in Ireland as long as they are HOT. No ugly chicks please.

vibe666

Magnus wrote: »

Black, yellow, red, brown - they're all welcome in Ireland as long as they are HOT. No ugly chicks please.

less of that uglychickism please, ugly people are welcome too, otherwise there would be nobody to do the work whilst the hot people are busy looking beautiful.

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aligator_am wrote: »

LOL, it's good to see that it's not only white people who are racist

Yeah equal opportunities racism, what a wonderful thing!

3hn2givr7mx1sc

To quote Tommy Tiernan.."We're not racist, we're just havin' the craic!"

Zangetsu

Get my lynchin rope... :pac:

Aidric

When did Janet Jackson start using Dublin Bus?

Wazdakka

Blisterman wrote: »

Crazy racists.

Crazy racists??

As opposed to the completely sane people who bear irrational hatred towards a group, that can often end in violence or discrimination, based on no other reason than "they are a different colour than me" or "They grew up different"

Yup
Stormforce must be filled with the sane racists..

Wertz

aligator_am wrote: »

LOL, it's good to see that it's not only white people who are racist

You're only just now finding this out?

Poor woman was probably just really pissed at chinese in general...you know, coming over there and stealing their countries...

toiletduck

Heh, sounds pretty funny OP. I was in A&E with my Mum last week. There was a woman in her fifties waiting just as long as us at this point (few hours around) in a wheelchair. She was constantly moaning about not being allowed out for a fag. After a while of this, an Eastern European porter eventually said he'd bring her out for one. As she was being lead off, she started "You know I hate the Polish. Stealing our jobs. Ye're all bastards" He just nodded his head and kept on wheeling. As she past different guys she continued "I hate the blacks" looking directly at a black couple, "I hate the muslims" to a woman wearing a headscarf. And just as she was going out the door, a Chinese man entered. She yelled for the guy to stop pushing her, she turns around looking at all the people waiting "I HATE the Chinese more than anyone else. No work, steal our homes built by fine Irish lads. The ultimate bastards. Now let me smoke" I wanted to burst out laughing but had to keep it in.