If you were a tool, what would you be?

Archeron

I'd be a wrench.

What about you? Do we have any dirty ho's out there?

What tool are you?

IvySlayer

I'm already a tool.

pebbles21

:rolleyes:FFS here we go!

JC 2K3

Archeron.

DarkJager

Can't you contrrol ya hoe? Cos if you can;t you is a trick ass hustla trick...

Personally I'd be a claw hammer, just so I could stick my sharpened edges into some scumbags skulll

shenanigans1982

The biggest one.

entropi

Doesnt matter, or whether i'm used or not, once i'm in the box at some stage its all good:pac:

Whosbetter?

A screwing tool for the pretty ladies.:D:D:D

amacachi

One of these. http://www.unblogged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/180px-tool-logo-early.jpg

yerayeah

A screwdriver.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

The sharpest one in the shed :cool:

Captain-America

A power sander.

DarkJager

Dominique Aggressive Gourd wrote: »

The sharpest one in the shed :cool:

Which would be my patented "dick spear" seeing as I'm after spending 7 hours perfecting its shape with a pencil sharpener.:cool:

terrytrent

A Flange

Podge2k7

Dildo

enniscorthy

a spanner hehehhehehehehehahahahahaha

Schism

enniscorthy wrote: »

a spanner hehehhehehehehehahahahahaha

Uh huh...

Iang87

a tool i'm gonna go with hammer

Naikon

Chainsaw.

Acacia

A nail.

El Che

A Hammer or maybe a Sickle

pablomakaveli

I'd be a drill coz last night i was drillin yo mama all night long.:cool:

I'll get me coat.:(

cherryghost

screwdriveher

candy-gal1

screwdriver

Latchy

If I was a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land



Oh jeeze ...I've drank to much wine tonight , I needz to take myself off to bed .....

TomCo

Tom Cruise.

Odysseus

It would have to be a Leatherman, everything you need in one container.

kwalshe

Pat Mustards Big Tool