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I saw a naked woman today.

  • 10-07-2009 9:01pm
    #1
    Red Sleeping Beauty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭


    Walking through Temple Bar up Crow Street there was a naked woman (no clothes in a thong) that was covered in paint. She had what looked like the tri-colour painted all over her body and was being photographed by some kind of "professional" looking photographer.


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  • #2
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,616 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    nice one! how many years have you been waiting :)?


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I saw a naked woman once.


  • #4
    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    She had what looked like the tri-colour painted all over her body

    Did you look away?


  • #5
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Congradulations. You broke your cherry.


  • #6
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Pics?


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  • #7
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Aylin Fancy Cannibal wrote: »
    I saw a naked woman once.

    Is there a naked lady in the Bold Art Gallery Merchants road in Galway this year?
    Normally is every year,:)


  • #8
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I was on shrooms today too.


  • #9
    Ivona Tinkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    The shock wash your eyes out with soap and say 10 hail marys and 1 our father you should be ok :eek:


  • #10
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Maybe she was a Flag-Pole dancer.;)


  • #11
    mufc4lfe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭mufc4lfe


    Isnt it gas that as i looked at all the other threads this just wouldnt get out of my mind........and here I am posting on it lol.


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  • #12
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,267 ✭✭✭Elessar


    If she had a thong she wasn't really naked though was she?

    Keep reaching for the stars Alan.


  • #13
    ParkRunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,063 ✭✭✭ParkRunner


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    Pics?

    Normally followed by or GTFO. AH posters must be evolving :D


  • #14
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Thanks for sharing man, I'm happy for you. :)


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did you try any pick up lines like fancy a flag? or Give us a wave.


  • #16
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    EF wrote: »
    Normally followed by or GTFO. AH posters must be evolving :D
    Ok then... if no one else is gonna say it properly:

    Pics or GTFO.


  • #17
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    2 weeks ago I seen 2 naked men sunbathing on the back of the dunes in Dollymount while walking, then past the golf course topless and naked woman sunbathers, then I seen some naked seals.


  • #18
    masonman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭masonman


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    Walking through Temple Bar up Crow Street there was a naked woman (no clothes in a thong) that was covered in paint. She had what looked like the tri-colour painted all over her body and was being photographed by some kind of "professional" looking photographer.


    You seemed to have paid an equal amount of attention to the photographer...Rookie Mistake.

    How many times do I have to say it..If there are boobs, don't move your gaze until they move out of it. Pervin' 101


  • #19
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    masonman wrote: »
    You seemed to have paid an equal amount of attention to the photographer...Rookie Mistake.

    How many times do I have to say it..If there are boobs, don't move your gaze until they move out of it. Pervin' 101

    That cost me my driving license.:(


  • #20
    skywalker_208
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭skywalker_208


    el_weirdo wrote: »
    Ok then... if no one else is gonna say it properly:

    Pics or GTFO.

    Not said till page 2!
    thought I was gona have to say it there for a minute! :)


  • #21
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Aylin Fancy Cannibal wrote: »
    I saw a naked woman once.

    But then she died


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  • #22
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    You're a lucky man OP, I saw a woman with hairy legs at the swimming pool in my Gym today. It was not a sight to see and i'm just glad that it was only when I was leaving the pool that I noticed her:(


  • #23
    Super_Johnson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Super_Johnson


    Still sounds like a good day to me!


  • #24
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    I have 2 naked dogs.


  • #25
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    is she up the pole?


  • #26
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,667 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    She was wearing a g-string. You could have watched her being painted earlier as they did it in the window of the gallery on Curve St. I've the pics to prove it too.


  • #27
    ahara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 99 ✭✭ahara


    It was probably just a tree stump shaped like a naked woman.


  • #28
    wasper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 419 ✭✭wasper


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    Walking through Temple Bar up Crow Street there was a naked woman (no clothes in a thong) that was covered in paint. She had what looked like the tri-colour painted all over her body and was being photographed by some kind of "professional" looking photographer.
    Did u cum here to share it with us


  • #29
    Red Sleeping Beauty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    humberklog wrote: »
    She was wearing a g-string. You could have watched her being painted earlier as they did it in the window of the gallery on Curve St. I've the pics to prove it too.

    Wanna corroborate my story then :p


  • #30
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Ya durty divil ya!:eek:


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  • #31
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    I knew a woman once. She died soon after.


  • #32
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Great idea, I'm not getting dressed tomorrow - I'm just gonna paint me clothes on me!


  • #33
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Captain-America wrote: »
    I knew a woman once. She died soon after.

    Dammit post 21. :p


  • #34
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,667 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    Wanna corroborate my story then :p


    Sure. They'll be developed next week.

    Have them just as they were applying paint on the nipples too.
    I had to act all grown up and though, not for them but because I had my daughter with me.


  • #35
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!!!


  • #36
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    And now, to ride Mrs. O' Reilly.


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  • #37
    Fabritzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭Fabritzo


    She was in yesterday's metro


  • #38
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Mrs O' Reilly?


  • #39
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Fabritzo wrote: »
    She was in yesterday's metro

    Just checked the e-metro.. she wasn't nekkid! I call lies! :pac:


  • #40
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Dord wrote: »
    Just checked the e-metro.. she wasn't nekkid! I call lies! :pac:

    Adds Dord to avoid list...


  • #41
    jabbertalky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭jabbertalky


    A woman wearing a thong and covered in paint is not "naked," ffs! :pac:


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  • #42
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    jabbertalky wrote: »
    A woman wearing a thong and covered in paint is not "naked," ffs! :pac:


    Correct.

    She's dessert.


  • #43
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    4leto wrote: »
    2 weeks ago I seen 2 naked men sunbathing on the back of the dunes in Dollymount while walking, then past the golf course topless and naked woman sunbathers, then I seen some naked seals.

    must be a new exercise routine...


  • #44
    Red Sleeping Beauty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    Fabritzo wrote: »
    She was in yesterday's metro
    Dord wrote: »
    Just checked the e-metro.. she wasn't nekkid! I call lies! :pac:

    You talking about this one : http://omg.wthax.org/body_paint.jpg

    Nah, that wasn't her.


  • #45
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    You talking about this one : http://omg.wthax.org/body_paint.jpg

    Nah, that wasn't her.


    Link gives you the option to zoom in. No thanks lol.


  • #46
    StopTheDrugWar!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭StopTheDrugWar!


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    Walking through Temple Bar up Crow Street there was a naked woman (no clothes in a thong) that was covered in paint. She had what looked like the tri-colour painted all over her body and was being photographed by some kind of "professional" looking photographer.

    Topless is not naked.

    When someone says naked woman i expect vajayjay. Thanks for the dissappointment :mad:.

    If western men didn't make such a fuss about women's breasts then we'd get to see them a lot more :D.


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