Perry Saturn Found Alive

dlofnep

I was looking at a match of Saturn there, and checked up his wiki to see where he's at today. It seems he has been missing for years, with nobody able to confirm where he is (even his family and ex-wives).

Does anybody know what the story is?

Diabhal Beag

That's the main story. A lot of people think he is dead but we can't be sure until we find a body.

Bounty Hunter

The Curse of the Radicalz... I fear for Dean Malenko

Mr.Nice Guy

I heard he disappeared but didn't hear speculation that he might have died. Hope he's OK.

After hearing the story of how he stopped that woman from being raped I have this notion that Saturn is just wandering the earth getting into adventures and beating the sh*t out of some bad guys.

rossie1977

according to a wrestling booker (from florida) who frequents another site that i do and who was close friends with perry, he owes money to various women for child support and doesn't want to pay/can't pay so he has gone into hiding :pac:

Mr.Nice Guy

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

After hearing the story of how he stopped that woman from being raped I have this notion that Saturn is just wandering the earth getting into adventures and beating the sh*t out of some bad guys.

He is now The Hurricane.

Wikipedia wrote:

On June 27th 2009, during a Q&A session at the "Legends of The Arena" ECW Reunion Show, a fan asked about the whereabouts of Perry Saturn. Al Snow replied to the question, saying the last he heard about Saturn was a rumor that he works at a car dealership in Iowa.

Whiplash

i heard he was shot in the neck while attempting to rape a woman and shortly after that he vanished.

CMpunked

dlofnep wrote: »

I was looking at a match of Saturn there, and checked up his wiki to see where he's at today. It seems he has been missing for years, with nobody able to confirm where he is (even his family and ex-wives).

Does anybody know what the story is?

Really not trying to sound like a smart ass here...

But if anyone did know anything would it not be on his wiki page?

Unless anyone is gonna say "Oh yeah, hes riding low in my spare room!" :pac:

Dancor

Whiplash wrote: »

i heard he was shot in the neck while attempting to rape a woman and shortly after that he vanished.

No, He was saving the woman from being raped.

Bounty Hunter

dancor wrote: »

No, He was saving the woman from being raped.

wiki answers agrees with you but it also suggests that that he'd dead after jumping from the 17th floor of a building

April 2004: Perry Saturn was driving his girlfriend to work when he heard what he thought was an argument next to a vehicle.

When he approached the vehicle, he saw two men trying to restrain a woman as they were raping her..

Without hesitation, he grabbed both men off her, and started fighting with them.. As he was able to get the woman free from her attackers, he felt a burning sensation in his neck..

He thought originally it was a cut stemming from a punch..

However, he learned soonafter he was shot three times in the neck with a 25 caliber handgun..

Perry Saturn now has a steel plate and three stainless steel screws where his C-5, C-6 and C-7 vertebrae..

After a very tough and extensive amount of physical therapy and training, Saturn made his return to wrestling..

June 10, 2005: Perry Saturn pulled himself off of Shane Douglas' Hardcore Homecoming show due to his severe neck injury..

Saturn had suffered the injury months ago but held off telling Douglas until the day of the event hoping to recover..


It was reported on a wrestling news site that Saturn was missing and feared dead by his closer friends. He has not been in communication with most of the wrestling world, even with John Kronus' (Former tag partner) and Killer Kowalski's (Perry's trainer) deaths. His whereabouts was the main topic of discussion at Kowalski's funeral and a lot of people are concerned. Dave Meltzer was asked to do a missing persons search for him but nothing came back.


(FROM FOXNEWS.COM)

A former wrestler leapt to his death from a 17th-floor office at the
CNN Center yesterday, severing a leg that crashed to the sidewalk in
front of horrified onlookers.

Cops raced to the multimedia-based landmark just before 3 p.m. after
several witnesses called 911 to report a body part on the ground on
One CNN Center. A police source identified the dead man as Perry
"Saturn"
Satello, 40, of Boston, Mass.

"I cried and got sick to my stomach," said , 46, a tourist from
Virginia who was accompanied by her 11-year-old daughter and 16-year-
old niece. "I pray he knew who God was."

The left leg, severed below the knee, was bare except for a gray and
black boot. Police said the rest of Satello's body was found intact on
a 11th-floor landing.

It wasn't immediately clear what prompted Kanovsky's suicide.

"He was talking to a lawyer," said a man who works in the suite. "He
just got up, opened the window and jumped."

A police source said that Satello met with a personal injury claims
lawyer in one room and jumped from another.

"I was just walking up to play the Lotto," said David Belzer, 72..
"There was a thud. Two ladies started screaming."

Belzer said people panicked and took off running. Cops blocked off the
street immediately.

"I saw the leg hit the ground," said a 63-year-old Phildelphia man who
had parked a First Class Tours bus full of visitors on One CNN Center.
"One of the ladies in the back took a picture."

Some didn't immediately grasp that the leg was real, he said.

"What would inspire a man to do such a thing,", the man wondered
aloud. "What in Christ's name?".

Satello had been a co-worker several times with child murderer Chris
Benoit, and was an ex-employee
of Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE officials had no
comment as of press time.

robcypher.livejournal.com

Chris Benoit is not a child murderer. When those attrocities were commited it was proven he suffered dementia and had the brain of an 85-year-old alzheimers patient. This brain damage was caused by his Signuitare Diving Headbutt. Its all on Wikipedia

Edit: the above is the most reliable source EVER i swear

RAMPAGE1

He eloped and married moppy

Fozzy

There were updates on the search for him nearly every week in the Observer for a while. The final conclusion was something like he's changed his appearance a lot and wants nothing to do with wrestling or his old friends

Wompa1

Fozzy wrote: »

There were updates on the search for him nearly every week in the Observer for a while. The final conclusion was something like he's changed his appearance a lot and wants nothing to do with wrestling or his old friends

Wise move on his part!! I read the story that he was saving a woman from being raped and got shot in the neck a few years ago too

Whiplash

http://twitter.com/RealPerrySaturn

perry saturn lives on twitter!! lol

Penn

And Jericho responded to him, so it probably really is him. Holy hell, thats fantastic!

Jolt2007

paddyirishman85 wrote: »

And Jericho responded to him, so it probably really is him. Holy hell, thats fantastic!

To me Jericho's response looked like it could be a test to see if it really is him.

JP Liz

He is hiding in the closet with the mop

SoCo2009

How can you tell if this is Jericho's real Twitter out of interest? I'm clueless when it comes to Twitter I'm afraid!

callaway92

SoCo2009 wrote: »

How can you tell if this is Jericho's real Twitter out of interest? I'm clueless when it comes to Twitter I'm afraid!

its his real one cause it says official, and also your post had nothing to do with this thread

flahavaj

callaway92 wrote: »

its his real one cause it says official, and also your post had nothing to do with this thread

:rolleyes:

Anyhoo, back on topic from what I've read Saturn doesn't want to be found and wrestling and all the people in it are a part of his life hes left behind.

CMpunked

SoCo2009 wrote: »

How can you tell if this is Jericho's real Twitter out of interest? I'm clueless when it comes to Twitter I'm afraid!

callaway92 wrote: »

its his real one cause it says official, and also your post had nothing to do with this thread

*cough*

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055613921

*cough*

Fozzy

Meltzer wrote that there were people in WWE who did actually believe that it was really Perry, but they don't now because he hasn't responded to Jericho

orestes

callaway92 wrote: »

its his real one cause it says official, and also your post had nothing to do with this thread

If you have issue with a post report it, do not backseat mod.

Exit

Lads, I found him!

I was bored a couple of weeks ago, and happened to be reading about his disappearance, so I figured I would do so plain old fashioned googling to see if I could come up with anything. After an hour or so, I found this - http://www.albertleatribune.com/news/2009/jul/15/marri/ (second from bottom)

I passed it on to Meltzer, and he found a facebook page - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000218943994

Here's the Observer write up - "Rumors regarding the whereabouts of Perry Saturn and his being in Albert Lea, MN, appear to be true, as a Perry Satullo was married this past summer in the city to Lisa Kuhlemeier. There is no confirmation this is the same Perry Satullo, and compounding the confusion is that while using his same legal name, this Perry Satullo had the middle name Arthur and it is believed the wrestler’s middle name is Alfred."

And then - "From photos on the facebook of Lisa Kuhlemeier and her children, Perry Saturn is very clearly alive and married to her. Saturn had disappeared from sight for years to where even his children had no idea where he was, and his closest friends in the Boston area had presumed he had died when nobody could find him or contact him, particularly after the death of Killer Kowalski. Even though HHH would be Kowalski’s most famous student and the one he expected to go places from the start because of his size and look, Saturn was said to be Kowalski’s favorite student and the two were very close and he would have been a pall bearer had he been there. However, there was no record anywhere of him passing away except a fake Internet story that alarmed some of his best friends. He had been rumored living in Albert Lea, MN for more than a year but attempts by his family and many others to confirm that always came up empty. A few months back there was someone claiming to be him on Twitter, but when he corresponded with Chris Jericho, Jericho determined the person was a fake because he didn’t know things that Saturn would have known. His name surfaced recently when a Perry Satullo and Lisa Kuhlemeier were married. At that point facebook pages for Kuhlemeier as well as her children had family photos showing him. He’s gained significant weight but it is clearly him."

dlofnep

Thanks

Mr.Nice Guy

Wow impressive detective work! :cool:

waltersobchak

OH YEAH.. JUST ONE MORE THING...:cool::cool:

Frankmagnet

Well done. Happy for Perry. Always liked him.

DM_7

Thats mad, do you know where bin ladin is? There would be a good reward in it i'd say.

Zombie Wolf

For those interested he has not been seen by even his close friends in the last few years. There was a lot of speculation about if he was alive or dead. This picture has recently been found. It seems he is alive and is sporting a rather fetching face tattoo

dlofnep

Looks more like Perry Bigalow.

Angron

Cool to know he's still alive. I remember the old days of the Monday Night Wars with people like him around

Penn

Possibly the dumbest question in the world, but... wasn't Perry Saturn black?

Angron

paddyirishman85 wrote: »

Possibly the dumbest question in the world, but... wasn't Perry Saturn black?

Nope. He was kinda tanned-ish, but definately not black

Penn

Denny M wrote: »

Nope. He was kinda tanned-ish, but definately not black

Huh... learn something new every day

EdK

This thread was done awhile back

Terry

Denny M wrote: »

Nope. He was kinda tanned-ish, but definately not black

Nope. He's white.
So is moppy.

Insect Overlord

Terry wrote: »

So is moppy.

She's looking great in that picture too :pac:

D2D

I miss Moppy :(



I also miss Head :(

Terry

Yeah. I've always liked head.

Angron

Moppy came to such a sad ending though

Bounty Hunter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9hW2GpKTfY

dlofnep

Raven was a heartless bastard.

waltersobchak

Moppy had a half-brother...

helimachoptor

Mother and daughter are pretty hot!

JP Liz

when is he due? a little mop jnr

General Zod

You just know that guy is going to drop Perry's daughter back in one piece, well before the appointed time and probably with the oil changed in the car.

callaway92

errr we found this out from Wrestling Pbserver in November..its on his wifes facebook,page