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Atheists find rival miracle tree stump in Limerick !

  • 09-07-2009 9:52pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 831 ✭✭✭


    dawkinstree.jpg?t=1247176156

    Ours is much better :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Emma Watson, sweet! :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Soul Winner


    Tree Beard arrives in Limerick after finding out that they found one of the long lost Ent Wives...:pac:



    TreeBeard.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    He's got some mental eyes on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    half_woman_half_tree.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    i prefer this f0274_live_oak_tree_pic.jpg


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Atheists find rival miracle tree stump in Limerick !
    It's a stump-off ! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfqht0LEOWQ

    Saw this last week, it's brilliant. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Soul Winner


    Malari wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfqht0LEOWQ

    Saw this last week, it's brilliant. :D

    Brilliant... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭chezzer


    Nice one !!!

    I was going to start a thread .. but doesn't deserve it .. we all know the reality on this one ... , annoys me the way people use this nonsense as "proof" ...

    I mean what about all the tree stumps that look like Terry Wogan ?

    or a penis ?

    do they not realise that its just law of probability that you'll eventually find some sort of image .. in anything really...

    edit --- amazing thing is there seems to be a serious discussion on this over on the christianity forum !!!

    -- grr why did i look !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Dades wrote: »
    It's a stump-off ! :pac:

    I have no idea how to participate in a stump-off. :confused:


    :pac:


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Whoever can garnish their stump with the most trinkets, candles, holy books, feathered sticks, vials of goat's blood etc, wins. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭pts


    I have no idea how to participate in a stump-off. :confused:


    :pac:

    To me that sounds like a penis measuring competition for the not so well endowed :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Tzetze


    Oh great, another excuse to whip out this pic... :D

    dog-ass-jesus2.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    i prefer this f0274_live_oak_tree_pic.jpg

    I don't do pareidolia, what am I not seeing here?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Zillah wrote: »
    I don't do pareidolia, what am I not seeing here?
    I think it's meant to be Dennis Rodman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    A few agnostics where I live found a tree stump that they thought might be an image of the Creator, but they weren't too bothered either way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    Tzetze wrote: »
    Oh great, another excuse to whip out this pic... :D

    dog-ass-jesus2.jpg
    the scary thing is, that's the most utterly convincing (modern depiction of the) image of JC that i've ever seen and beats all the tree stumps and apple cores and burnt toast that people throw out as 'proof of the devine' and I'm tempted to just ditch atheism altogether and start worshipping a dogs ar$e. :D

    PRAISE THE HAIRY HOLE!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭Shane_C


    Dades wrote: »
    I think it's meant to be Dennis Rodman.

    I got that too....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,816 ✭✭✭Calibos


    vibe666 wrote: »
    the scary thing is, that's the most utterly convincing (modern depiction of the) image of JC that i've ever seen and beats all the tree stumps and apple cores and burnt toast that people throw out as 'proof of the devine' and I'm tempted to just ditch atheism altogether and start worshipping a dogs ar$e. :D

    PRAISE THE HAIRY HOLE!

    Unfortunately thats a photoshopped version. Those details are there in the original 'Miracle of Rovers Bottom' but they have been enhanced with photoshop. Whats really really sad is that even the un edited much vaguer version is better than 95% of these tree stumps and cheetos, fungal growths, oil stains and slices of toast. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Azphyxi8


    I think they found the likeness of André the Giant.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    Dades wrote: »
    I think it's meant to be Dennis Rodman.
    lol

    its a live tree


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    I still dont see Denis Rodman TBH
    or is the joke that Im not supposed to?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Zillah wrote: »
    I don't do pareidolia, what am I not seeing here?

    It looks exactly not like the virgin Mary.

    Atheists 1, bible-bashers 0.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭AssaultedPeanut


    That dog's hole has really made my day

    (....things you never thought you'd say)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Papad


    Malari wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfqht0LEOWQ

    Saw this last week, it's brilliant. :D

    Lads, do ye have any more like that in yer stockpile? It gave me a good laugh.

    Forget about it. I looked up and saw the light (......... the Religious humour thread at the top of the page).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    Papad wrote: »
    Lads, do ye have any more like that in yer stockpile? It gave me a good laugh.

    Forget about it. I looked up and saw the light (......... the Religious humour thread at the top of the page).

    Read quickly before someone decides it's time they took offense to it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    the "that mitchell and webb look" is all over t'internet (youtube etc.) and you can buy thyeir dvd's and stuff like that if you want to go the whole hog.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Just picked up this gem from News of the Weird

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    [FONT=VERDANA, HELVETICA] The Jesus and Virgin Mary World Tour[/FONT] [FONT=VERDANA, HELVETICA] Latest Playdates: Las Vegas, August (Jesus on a sticker on woman's toilet lid); Bryan, Texas, July (Mary on a bird dropping on the side mirror of a pickup truck); Ravena, N.Y., June (Jesus in a coffee stain on a mason jar); Dallas, May (Jesus-shaped piece in a bag of Cheetos); Harlingen, Texas, May (Mary's image on a dry-cleaning company's press); Calexico, Calif., April (Mary on the griddle of the Las Palmas restaurant); New Gloucester, Maine (Jesus on the neck of a guitar); Sudbury, Ontario, April (Jesus on a maple leaf being raked); Netherlands, April (Jesus on a Kit Kat bar). (Only the news report of the Bryan, Texas, sighting indicated that pilgrims were actually visiting the site to pray.) [/FONT]
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    [/FONT]


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