WTF is this real

WIZE

http://childtrader.com/

If you don't like you kid you can trade it in for a new one

Xavi6

Full of gingers I take it

Ivona Tinkle

That has to be a joke if not it is completely fcuked up

Fink Goddie

Its run by Madonna and Angelina.

TwoShedsJackson

Xavi6 wrote: »

Full of gingers I take it

Beaten like a red-headed stepchild.

Boom_Bap

As you may have heard on the news or read in one of our press releases, Child Trader is now the nations 4th largest child exchange network and as such, has brought happiness to more than 1623 American households who otherwise had very few options in creating a more loving family and home life when realizing their child wasn’t the right fit for them.

only the 4th largest....i'd rather go with one of the top 3.

amacachi

Something to do with Bruno?

Today, our agency is proud to say we’re the eighth largest child exchange organization worldwide

Nice.

johnny_knoxvile

Toddler Swap Shop? Baby Barter? I feel a business idea coming on!

Two gingers for a normal one, special offer!

How gullible can you be....

A7X

Ill have janessa and sophia please.

EDIT: Scratch that I'll have OLIVIA

biko

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Beaten like a red-headed stepchild.

The origin of the phrase "red haired step child" dates to the 1830's & 40's when Irish emigrants began arriving in America. The newly arrived Irish were somewhere below free blacks on the social scale at the time, and lived in segregated communities. Then, like now, young men were having sexual relations with young women before marriage. Sometimes the men were Irish and the girls were not. This resulted in many out of wedlock children with that red Irish hair. When these young women did finally marry, usually to a young man not of Irish descent, the new husband was not particularly patient or sympathetic to the red haired step child and treated them harshly. The phrase is derogatory although many do not know its origin, it is still considered an insult to knowledgeable people of Irish descent, and should be avoided in polite conversation.

Great site OP, but I won't be needing any kids for now thanks.

HoPpiE

Olivia - Strengths: Can crack eggs with greater than 90% probability of no shells in the mix.

aoibhebree

It's obviously a hoax, but someone must have a serious amount of time on their hands to make something so elaborate! The idea of it is really sick.

Smart Bug

Of course it is. It's the reason you look nothing like Mummy or Daddy. Your real parents traded your ass, and by the looks of things your new parents got a really raw deal.

Its real, i bought one last week. She's still learning the ropes but she's one hell of a gardener.

A7X

lol

"Medical History: Ginger. Can not face the sun for fear she’ll evaporate on the spot like a God damned vampire."

johnny_knoxvile

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

How gullible can you be....

doesn't matter how gullible you are, it doesn't come into the equation...you just need a baby to swap!

--Kaiser--

Of course it's real, it's on the internet people. My sister's trying trade hers for a browner one, goes with her handbag

shenanigans1982

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Of course it's real, it's on the internet people. My sister's trying trade hers for a browner one, goes with her handbag

Keep an eye out...I heard 3 of them just became available.

engrish?

HoPpiE wrote: »

Olivia - Strengths: Can crack eggs with greater than 90% probability of no shells in the mix.

So I'm going to guess that all straight males opened that one....

Wazdakka

Do you have to Swap them?
Could you not just buy one?

Ya see I have this crawl space that I need cleared of rats..

Gingers are evil.

HoPpiE

engrish? wrote: »

So I'm going to guess that all straight males opened that one....

But of course!

donmeister

I wonder who Angelina got in the first round draft pick!

monkeyfudge

The only kids they have available are ones that have posed for stock photos. How odd...

IvyTheTerrible

This smells like the kitten-in-a-jar scandal of nought-one, tsk tsk tsk


/me rocks in rocking chair and shakes walking stick at passing ginger children

El Weirdo

It does make me wonder what the OP was actually looking for when s/he stumbled across this site...

Mimikyu

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WIZE

el_weirdo wrote: »

It does make me wonder what the OP was actually looking for when s/he stumbled across this site...

I just built a dungeon in the celler but it looks a bit bare

I wonder has anyone developed a Ginger recycler, where you could place ginger kids in a recycling machine and get a normal kid in return?

20 Gingers = regular child.




*checks the web for ginger recycler patent(s)

El Weirdo

BVB wrote: »

I just built a dungeon in the celler but it looks a bit bare

Ah... I see what you did there. Very good. Witty post thinking that if you deny too much that you were doing anything suspect, we'll be on to ya... The double bluff... Nice work.;)

DancingQueen:)

How did this turn into a ginger hating thread : (
there arnt even ay ginger kids on the site!!
has to be fake btw

DancingQueen:)

DancingQueen:) wrote: »

How did this turn into a ginger hating thread : (
there arnt even ay ginger kids on the site!!
has to be fake btw

Every thread has a ginger hating undercurrent to it if you read between the lines.

Mimikyu

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WIZE

el_weirdo wrote: »

Ah... I see what you did there. Very good. Witty post thinking that if you deny too much that you were doing anything suspect, we'll be on to ya... The double bluff... Nice work.;)

I learned that you should never Deny in AH as your only asking for it

Irish Halo

WTF is this real

a) WTF, is this real?
b) Of course it is.

A whois suggests the same person is behind http://puppyprofits.com/

BlueSpiral

Bastards. You can only trade a child for a child. And I wanted my brother's empty room and a ten speed bike.

A7X

Irish Halo wrote: »

a) WTF, is this real?
b) Of course it is.

A who is suggests the same person is behind http://puppyprofits.com/

FYP

2 Espressi

This is epic worthy of "The Onion".

http://puppyprofits.com/ is linked at the bottom of the page as well.

El Weirdo

BVB wrote: »

I learned that you should never Deny in AH as your only asking for it

QFT

kc66

What were you looking for when you found this?

WIZE

kc66 wrote: »

What were you looking for when you found this?

A Cow

Cool_CM

Ivona Tinkle wrote: »

if not it is completely fcuked up

aoibhebree wrote: »

The idea of it is really sick.

Jaysus, some people have no sense of humour

A7X

2 Espressi wrote: »

This is epic worthy of "The Onion".

http://puppyprofits.com/ is linked at the bottom of the page as well.

That's just sick

foxinsox

Quote from site:

The innumerable benefits of a child trade are very easy to spot. You don’t like what you have, for whatever reason, so you swap him or her out for something better to your liking. We get it, it’s pretty easy and it makes perfect sense.

That's mad, Ted! :eek:

Max Power1

childtrader.com wrote:

Get started today with this exciting new way to love your children.

The catholic church tried that a few years back - they'd want to be careful!