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WTF is this real

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  • 09-07-2009 3:02pm
    #1
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭



    http://childtrader.com/

    If you don't like you kid you can trade it in for a new one


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    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Full of gingers I take it


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    #3
    Ivona Tinkle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Ivona Tinkle


    That has to be a joke if not it is completely fcuked up


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    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Its run by Madonna and Angelina.


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    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Full of gingers I take it

    Beaten like a red-headed stepchild.


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    As you may have heard on the news or read in one of our press releases, Child Trader is now the nations 4th largest child exchange network and as such, has brought happiness to more than 1623 American households who otherwise had very few options in creating a more loving family and home life when realizing their child wasn’t the right fit for them.

    only the 4th largest....i'd rather go with one of the top 3.


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    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Something to do with Bruno?
    Today, our agency is proud to say we’re the eighth largest child exchange organization worldwide
    Nice.


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    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Toddler Swap Shop? Baby Barter? I feel a business idea coming on!

    Two gingers for a normal one, special offer!


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    [Deleted User]
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    How gullible can you be....


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    #10
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    Ill have janessa and sophia please.

    EDIT: Scratch that I'll have OLIVIA :)


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    TwoShedsJackson wrote: »
    Beaten like a red-headed stepchild.

    The origin of the phrase "red haired step child" dates to the 1830's & 40's when Irish emigrants began arriving in America. The newly arrived Irish were somewhere below free blacks on the social scale at the time, and lived in segregated communities. Then, like now, young men were having sexual relations with young women before marriage. Sometimes the men were Irish and the girls were not. This resulted in many out of wedlock children with that red Irish hair. When these young women did finally marry, usually to a young man not of Irish descent, the new husband was not particularly patient or sympathetic to the red haired step child and treated them harshly. The phrase is derogatory although many do not know its origin, it is still considered an insult to knowledgeable people of Irish descent, and should be avoided in polite conversation.

    Great site OP, but I won't be needing any kids for now thanks.


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    HoPpiE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭HoPpiE


    Olivia - Strengths: Can crack eggs with greater than 90% probability of no shells in the mix.


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    aoibhebree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭aoibhebree


    It's obviously a hoax, but someone must have a serious amount of time on their hands to make something so elaborate! The idea of it is really sick.


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    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Of course it is. It's the reason you look nothing like Mummy or Daddy. Your real parents traded your ass, and by the looks of things your new parents got a really raw deal.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Its real, i bought one last week. She's still learning the ropes but she's one hell of a gardener.


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    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    lol

    "Medical History: Ginger. Can not face the sun for fear she’ll evaporate on the spot like a God damned vampire."


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    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Rojomcdojo wrote: »
    How gullible can you be....

    doesn't matter how gullible you are, it doesn't come into the equation...you just need a baby to swap!


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    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Of course it's real, it's on the internet people. My sister's trying trade hers for a browner one, goes with her handbag


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    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Of course it's real, it's on the internet people. My sister's trying trade hers for a browner one, goes with her handbag

    Keep an eye out...I heard 3 of them just became available.


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    engrish?
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    HoPpiE wrote: »
    Olivia - Strengths: Can crack eggs with greater than 90% probability of no shells in the mix.


    So I'm going to guess that all straight males opened that one....


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    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Do you have to Swap them?
    Could you not just buy one?

    Ya see I have this crawl space that I need cleared of rats..


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    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,296 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Gingers are evil.


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    HoPpiE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭HoPpiE


    engrish? wrote: »
    So I'm going to guess that all straight males opened that one....

    But of course!


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    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    I wonder who Angelina got in the first round draft pick!


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    monkeyfudge
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    The only kids they have available are ones that have posed for stock photos. How odd...


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    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    This smells like the kitten-in-a-jar scandal of nought-one, tsk tsk tsk


    /me rocks in rocking chair and shakes walking stick at passing ginger children


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    It does make me wonder what the OP was actually looking for when s/he stumbled across this site...


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    Mimikyu
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    #29
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    el_weirdo wrote: »
    It does make me wonder what the OP was actually looking for when s/he stumbled across this site...


    I just built a dungeon in the celler but it looks a bit bare


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    Bobeagleburger
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    I wonder has anyone developed a Ginger recycler, where you could place ginger kids in a recycling machine and get a normal kid in return?

    20 Gingers = regular child.




    *checks the web for ginger recycler patent(s)


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    BVB wrote: »
    I just built a dungeon in the celler but it looks a bit bare
    Ah... I see what you did there. Very good. Witty post thinking that if you deny too much that you were doing anything suspect, we'll be on to ya... The double bluff... Nice work.;)


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