Chatting up in a pub

Verbal_Kint

so i just looked at a couple of threads and there seems to be common questions that because of the way they are asked do not really allow relevent answers.

So here it is in a nutshell the secret to a lot of the issues and this should be going through your head if you have a fear of approaching a woman in a bar ............

F*ck it, whats the worst that can happen and if she shoots me im not going to give a toss tomorrow.

So now onto the practical side of things...

The setting...

Your in the pub on your second or third pint with 1 mate who is also looking to pull. Lets assume both of you have a sence of humour and can smile and crack a joke.

There is about 40 or 50 people in the pub and you see 3 girls at the bar having a drink, yes they are sober and having a laugh and a joke amongst themselves.

You and your mate decide to go for it and ye start to walk towards the bar...

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This is where people jump in with their ideas ..... How would you break the ice and start a conversation with the girls and as the conversation goes on how to keep the craic going and make the girls want to continue the conversation...

At the end of the night there are two scenarios ... its closing time and nobody wants to go a nightclub ... maybe your quite horny and you suggest you all go back to yours for a couple of drinks which is the irish way to drag out 'fancy a shag later if the booze doesnt pan me out' or if ye have been the funny charming guys and have not singled out a particular girl for yourself during your chat and the bouncer starts kicking people out how do you rescue the situation without appearing to be the dirty horny little toerag that you are

legend365

Verbal_Kint wrote: »

You and your mate decide to go for it and ye start to walk towards the bar...

...i get to the bar, take a look around and scan out the crowd. I see the 3 ladies to my left. Thier glasses are dangerously low. I make a note of it and make it aware to my assoicate. I call for the barkeep, he arrives over with a jolly smile...


...as swift as the clock strikes midnight i reach for my concealed sawn-off shotgun stuffed down the back of my raggidy jack&jones jeans. "..stick em up", i advise the barkeep. His smile gone, his hands in the air, i ask the barkeep for 3 of his cheapest alcho-pops....."and a packet of nuts".

...haha nah i dont know.

Probably just get a drink in say hello ladies where ya from and offer them a drink and take it from there.

DangerMouse27

Hahaha yeah

I spot the 3 girls with their malibu and cokes dangerously low...i saunter over to the jukebox and select 'The Righteous Brothers..youve lost that loving feeling' and then i get my mate Goose to set it up and Maverick flies in! yaah Hero!!!

Dont invite them all back to yours...jesus its not a porn film!
Its trial and error my friend, mosey on to the nite club and if you spot one of em,just go and chat to her.
Sounds like the pair of ye will get chewed up if ye approach three girls in a bar...

1.Which one of the pretty girls is single?
2.What if i approach the taken one but her mate is giving me eyes,she knows right away she is second/third choice!

stand about ten feet away and ever so casually make a bit of eye contact once or twice then walk further away.Go up with your chat up lines and you may as well paint a target on your forehead!

Dean820

Don't buy them a drink. They will just use you for drink if you do that. Just talk to them and be yourself. Be natural.

Mackleton

Well from a girl's point of view. Myself and my group are always most receptive to the guy/s that approach with genuine friendliness and nothing sleazy/contrived. Ie. 'You girls seem to be having a laugh, mind if we join you?' I have yet to see a guy with that approach shot down, he may be later, but he'll at least get a chance to 'make his pitch' so to speak!

*Lees*

Mackleton wrote: »

Well from a girl's point of view. Myself and my group are always most receptive to the guy/s that approach with genuine friendliness and nothing sleazy/contrived. Ie. 'You girls seem to be having a laugh, mind if we join you?' I have yet to see a guy with that approach shot down, he may be later, but he'll at least get a chance to 'make his pitch' so to speak!

+ 1
Anytime I am out with the girls we will talk to anyone except the guys who come over chatting to us with obvious intentions!!
Dean820- I honestly don't know a girl who would even accept a drink from a stranger at the bar!! :rolleyes:

legend365

Dean820 wrote: »

Don't buy them a drink. They will just use you for drink if you do that. Just talk to them and be yourself. Be natural.

Ah i'd get to know em abit first...then offer a drink. Be a gent nd all that.

Mind you thats 1 drink. Im not gonna pay for someone else's night..

...are ye mad.