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Smooth Criminal

  • 08-07-2009 3:19pm
    #1
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭


    I received an email there from a friend back home.
    Just thought I'd share this extract, it had me in stitches..


    Do you remember xxxxx from school?
    I bumped into him down town at the weekend.
    He was bragging to anyone who'd listen about some off-licence robbery he'd done and how it was so easy
    an hes gonna do few more and he dont care if he gets caught as he wants to get locked up,
    two days later he got nicked for it and made a full confession to get out of the station
    and sent his Ma up to try and sort it all out.
    strangely enough two of his mates houses got raided by the cops the day after he got out of the station.
    Hes now totally depressed and terrified about the prospect of going to jail an is afraid to come out of his house, complete ****ing idiot.


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  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    I received an email there from a friend back home.
    Just thought I'd share this extract, it had me in stitches..


    Do you remember xxxxx from school?
    I bumped into him down town at the weekend.
    He was bragging to anyone who'd listen about some off-licence robbery he'd done and how it was so easy
    an hes gonna do few more and he dont care if he gets caught as he wants to get locked up,
    two days later he got nicked for it and made a full confession to get out of the station
    and sent his Ma up to try and sort it all out.
    strangely enough two of his mates houses got raided by the cops the day after he got out of the station.
    Hes now totally depressed and terrified about the prospect of going to jail an is afraid to come out of his house, complete ****ing idiot.


    Hey - I didn't realise we went to school together.


  • #3
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    I prefered the title when it was "super criminal".


  • #4
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Hes now totally depressed and terrified about the prospect of going to jail an is afraid to come out of his house, complete ****ing idiot.

    Hey man agoraphobia is a serious condition.


  • #5
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    umm... lol?


  • #6
    tolosenc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    I did not lol.


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  • #7
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    He isn't so smooth any more


  • #8
    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    He forgot to ask for your bank account number so he could deposit the proceeds of his robberies into your bank account.


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