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riddles

  • 06-07-2009 1:29am
    #1
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭


    when is a door not a door?


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  • #2
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    When its ajar!


  • #3
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    when it's ajar.

    when is a sailor not a sailor?


  • #4
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Deki wrote: »
    when it's ajar.

    when is a sailor not a sailor?

    when he is a tailor :D:pac::eek::):p


  • #5
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    nope:D when he's afloat (this painful even to me):eek:

    What do you get when you cross a duck with a cow?


  • #6
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    A cock? Guessing!


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  • #7
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Flying pig.


  • #8
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    quakers and milk (ooh that's bad - sorry i'll quit)


  • #9
    TheBandit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭TheBandit


    What do you call a guy who posts pi*s poor riddles?


  • #10
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    a piddler? (deki?:D)


  • #11
    TheBandit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭TheBandit


    Spot on!


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  • #12
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    You put a guy in a room with no doors and no windows, how does he get out?


  • #13
    nevaeh-2die-4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    when a cock is not a cock


  • #14
    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    ChocolateSauce wrote: »
    You put a guy in a room with no doors and no windows, how does he get out?
    Asplain how he gets in and I'll tell you how to get him out!

    Genealogy Forum Mod



  • #15
    yoohoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭yoohoo


    ChocolateSauce wrote: »
    You put a guy in a room with no doors and no windows, how does he get out?


    Thru the hole where the door should be :p


  • #16
    TheBandit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭TheBandit


    Is there a roof?


  • #17
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What can't you keep until you've given it?

    your word


  • #18
    fillmore jive
    Closed Accounts Posts: 649 ✭✭✭fillmore jive


    How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?


  • #19
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    only the once- after that it falls to 20


  • #20
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?


  • #21
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    an umbrella ?


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  • #22
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    santa Smoke?


  • #23
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What can run-but never walks
    has a mouth-but never talks
    has a head-but never weeps
    has a bed- but never sleeps ?
    a river


  • #24
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    What has a face but no eyes, and hands but no fingers.


  • #25
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    A clock


  • #26
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    What does man love more than life,
    Fear more than death and worldly strife?
    What the poor have, the rich require,
    And what contented men desire?
    What the miser spends and spendthrift saves,
    And all men carry to their graves?

    nothing


  • #27
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    ChocolateSauce wrote: »
    You put a guy in a room with no doors and no windows, how does he get out?
    nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »
    when a cock is not a cock

    :confused:


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