Drunk and need to get ten miles

Dartz

I am posting from a pub in a small town hanging of the backend of Irelands heamorrhoid in Wexford.

I need to get back to my house by 8 )'Clock.

For obvious reasons I cannot just drive the distance, nor walk it in time.

I have 10 Euro.
I have Car Keys.
I have house Keys.

Help me Boards.ie MacGuyvers!

I need an answer by 19:50

Or should I risk it...?
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Thoie

Offer 10 euros to anyone in the pub who's sober and can drop you home, and give them a promise of a few bob more tomorrow.

browner85

fuk it jus spend the tenner an have 2 more pints

Bobeagleburger

Have 2 pints and hitch

EDIT sugarman beat me to it !

bronte

Ahahahahahahaha!! :pac: Just have a few more drinks..then get someone to pick you up.

browner85

seriously id jus ring a taxi an when they show up tel em ya only have a tenner he will drop ya home

Paddo81

You could use the extensive public transport network in Wexford...........

SEPT 23 1989

burn the pub down and get a lift home off the fire brigade

AnonoBoy

Barter with your car keys and try and get a jetpack of some description off someone in the pub.

Photi

Dartz wrote: »

Help me Boards.ie MacGuyvers!


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Do you have a paperclip on you?

hop2it

what pub are you in and where do you live i might be able to help

dr.bollocko

Write a message for help on the ten euro note. Put the message into an empty bottle and seal it. Hitchhike to the seaside. Throw the bottle in. Wait there for help to arrive.

Loopy

Photi wrote: »

Do you have a paperclip on you?

Dont forget the matches silly..

staker

TG's not on til 8.30...

Dartz

browner85 wrote: »

fuk it jus spend the tenner an have 2 more pints

Option I took

Lock now plox.

Next thread:

How to get home in time for the news with zero euro. Or how to DUi without getting caught :P

Busi_Girl08

staker wrote: »

TG's not on til 8.30...

It's on now

galwayrush

As mentioned some time back in a thread here,stingiest thing you've heard thread i think :cool:

Find out if there's a take away that does deliveries, order one and get the delivery guy to bring you home while he's delivering your order.

galwayrush

galwayrush wrote: »

As mentioned some time back in a thread here,stingiest thing you've heard thread i think :cool:

Find out if there's a take away that does deliveries, order one and get the delivery guy to bring you home while he's delivering your order.

remember that one.. what a legend

themilkyone

galwayrush wrote: »

As mentioned some time back in a thread here,stingiest thing you've heard thread i think :cool:

Find out if there's a take away that does deliveries, order one and get the delivery guy to bring you home while he's delivering your order.

I want to me that man and shake his hand. Hero!

Capt'n Midnight

galwayrush wrote: »

As mentioned some time back in a thread here,stingiest thing you've heard thread i think :cool:

Find out if there's a take away that does deliveries, order one and get the delivery guy to bring you home while he's delivering your order.

This one is even better on a wet night when there isn't a taxi to be had for love nor money.


Back to the OP
if you have money at home you can pay the taxi when you get there

8 miles = 2 hours walk and you will get a greats night sleep and won't have a hangover
of course you would need some sort of luminous gear ( should have in the car anyway ) and serious lights



If you have drink and food at home then tell every one there is a party back in your gaff

stovelid

Can't you get somebody to record Fair City for you?

4zn76tysfajdxp

How're you going to get home now OP?

Abi

Dartz wrote: »

I am posting from a pub in a small town hanging of the backend of Irelands heamorrhoid in Wexford.

Steal a bike. Country pubs always have bikes outside them.

Come to think of it, Dublin pubs always have bikes outside of them too. Maybe not of the same variety.

stovelid

OP - did you get home.

Abigayle - your signature looks like Ross has his hand tenderly placed around young Fernando's neck.

brummytom

OP, pissed at 20 to 7? Really?

Abi

stovelid wrote: »

Abigayle - your signature looks like Ross has his hand tenderly placed around young Fernando's neck.

Lulz! Never copped that. Must switch the pics around, it certainly wouldnt help with the stick the rugby players get












*Fock off Ross, hes mine! :pac:

joes girls

Dartz wrote: »

I am posting from a pub in a small town hanging of the backend of Irelands heamorrhoid in Wexford.

:mad:how could say such horrid things about my beloved wexford!!!!
hopes your wife gave the dog your dinner!!!:p

bop1977

tg is repeated on friday on BBC3 and it was a heap of crap filler tonight.

Dartz

I got home to watch the last half.

I ended up hitchhiking a lift on something called a 'Tractor'. At least that's what the driver called it. I'm only on holidays down here.

mink_man

browner85 wrote: »

fuk it jus spend the tenner an have 2 more pints

don't you mean just one pint, they're a rip off these days!

joes girls

Dartz wrote: »

I got home to watch the last half.

I ended up hitchhiking a lift on something called a 'Tractor'. At least that's what the driver called it. I'm only on holidays down here.

what part you in????
pity bout the weather!:)