Twitching eye

fionnmar

Whats the story when your the bit of skin under your eye keeps twitching involuntarily?

4zn76tysfajdxp

What, blinking?

Sharpshooter

You have a twitch.

6th

Oh that sounds a bit like AIDs ... I suggest you go to your GP.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you have aids, get to a doctor and stop sharing needles

6th

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You have a twitch.

Or that .

6th

6th wrote: »

Oh that sounds a bit like AIDs ... I suggest you go to your GP.

Captain Mords Spiced 42 inch Bum wrote: »

you have aids, get to a doctor and stop sharing needles

I wonder if that coincidence has anything to do with modding CT??

Biggins

Slight touch of Parkinsons kicking in is it?
Ya must be getting on in age!

4zn76tysfajdxp

6th wrote: »

Oh that sounds a bit like AIDs ... I suggest you go to your GP.

Captain Mords Spiced 42 inch Bum wrote: »

you have aids, get to a doctor and stop sharing needles

Something you two kids wanna tell us?

Saibh

6th wrote: »

Oh that sounds a bit like AIDs ... I suggest you go to your GP.

Captain Mords Spiced 42 inch Bum wrote: »

you have aids, get to a doctor and stop sharing needles

6th wrote: »

I wonder if that coincidence has anything to do with modding CT??

Must be quiet in the CT forum tonight....

Captain-America

fionnmar wrote: »

Whats the story when your the bit of skin under your eye keeps twitching involuntarily?

It means you're gay.

Professey Chin

Your soul is trying to escape through your eyeball
Unless your ginger since they dont have souls

pikachucheeks

Gimpy eye.

mikemac

I went to a docter on the same thing.

Three solutions.

1. More rest! Largely caused by tiredness and hours of posting on boards won't help this
2. Eat banananas, the potassium is excellent I'm told
3. Ginseg tablets, brilliant stuff

Sharpshooter

fionnmar wrote: »

Whats the story when your the bit of skin under your eye keeps twitching involuntarily?

It might be the one where the wolf is trying to fool Red Riding Hood?

Howl we ever know though?

6th

mikemac wrote: »

I went to a docter on the same thing.

Three solutions.

1. More rest! Largely caused by tiredness and hours of posting on boards won't help this
2. Eat banananas, the potassium is excellent I'm told
3. Ginseg tablets, brilliant stuff

Dude, no of those area funny?

4zn76tysfajdxp

6th wrote: »

Dude, no of those area funny?

Was your eye twitching when you were proof-reading that?

mikemac

6th wrote: »

Dude, no of those area funny?

Well sorry.

I was trying to post something helpful.

Forgive me, this is After Hours where all responses need to be witty

Blush_01

Your eyeball is having a stroke. Soon you won't be able to look to the left with that eye. Sucks to be you.

That, or you might be dehydrated. When was the last time you took your eye swimming?

6th

Its late. I'm tired.

Prof.Badass

It means you've been **** too much.

Stop now or you'll go blind!

K-9

fionnmar wrote: »

Whats the story when your the bit of skin under your eye keeps twitching involuntarily?

FAP usually works.

Oh, that eye!

Sorry, can't help!

Sharpshooter

mikemac wrote: »

I went to a docter on the same thing.


Three solutions.

1. Eat banananas, the potassium is excellent I'm told.

6th wrote: »

Dude, no of those area funny?

Don't make such a dramaama out of it.

mikemac wrote: »

Well sorry.

I was trying to post something helpful.

Forgive me, this is After Hours where all responses need to be taken with a pinch of salt.

FYP

Sharpshooter

6th wrote: »

Its late. I'm tired.

You sure you are not female?

upmeath

1. You're wrecked
or
2. You are a wreck

bronte

Captain Mords Spiced 42 inch Bum

^ Lmao!

AlmightyCushion

fionnmar wrote: »

Whats the story when your the bit of skin under your eye keeps twitching involuntarily?

Which eye? Left, right or the one in your pants.

Local-womanizer

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Which eye? Left, right or the one in your pants.

All 3 for me,and I only have 2 hands:(

Sharpshooter

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Which eye? Left, right or the one in your pants.

What you meant to say was, "Foreskin or not Foreskin: that is the question.

Nehaxak

fionnmar wrote: »

Whats the story when your the bit of skin under your eye keeps twitching involuntarily?

Mostly it's down to problems with your sinuses, due to either the onset of a cold/flu you're going to get or air conditioning (or worse still, air recirculation) in your workplace or home drying out your sinuses causing involuntary muscle spasms around your eye area, sometimes also progressing around the side and back of your head, close to your ears. Tiredness and stress also seem to aggravate symptoms.

Cold saline drops in your eyes help as does a few drops up your nostrils if you can bare it.

Flixonaise from a chemist will also help.

I'm no doctor btw, that's just my own diagnosis and help from when it effected me.

Given it's AH I suppose I should end with sperm, rubber gloves and a bicycle pump.

shenanigans1982

I dunno what's up with it but there is an ad on the bottom of page 1 on how to prevent twitchy eyeness....funny how that worked out.

jill_valentine

My eye used to do that. Stopped once the eyeball fell out though.

admiralofthefleet

fionnmar wrote: »

Whats the story when your the bit of skin under your eye keeps twitching involuntarily?

you go and see a sexual health quack

brendansmith

Day and night wha wha wha wha