I found them, Bono!

InkSlinger67 · 02-07-2009 12:27pm #1

One night back in the 80's, myself and Bono went for a good few scoops to celebrate how cool we both were and woke up the next morning worse for wear on a fishing boat to Greenland for some unknown reason. It took us a couple of days to get back to Ireland and when we got to Bono's Ford Cortina in Dun Laoghaire he realised he had lost his keys. Absolute disaster!

As the days went by we started to remember where we had been that boozey night so decided to retrace our steps to see if we could find those car keys. We checked the high mountains, fields and city walls we were skulling cans at but still couldn't find the keys. Of course, while the search was going on, Bono was chatting up the ladies along the way....kissing honey lips, feeling the healing in some oulone's fingertips and we even held Satan's hand for a bit which was quite strange! I think Bono wrote a song about the whole ordeal, can't remember what it was called though.

Anyway Bono, I deleted your number a few years ago when I seen you had stolen my mullet haircut that really made you famous but I just wanted to say I finally found your car keys. They were actually down the side of the apartment sofa along with your dildo "Seamus" and those Kay's catalogues you used to read for hours alone in your room.

I heard a rumour you love trolling on After Hours so I was sure you would get this message - if anyone knows him could you get him to PM me?

Cheers!

Overheal · 02-07-2009 12:28pm

Cool story, bro.

antodeco · 02-07-2009 12:31pm

I have a bono right now.

Carsinian Thau · 02-07-2009 12:31pm

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cruiser178 · 02-07-2009 12:34pm

Acid anyone;)

02-07-2009 12:34pm

Absolute gold.

dimejinky99 · 02-07-2009 12:38pm

Is that the yellow ford cortina? i actually know the one..story i heard was he won it in a game of poker and lost it on a night out pilled off his face when they were making POP..