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Prostitute paid in crisps....

02-07-2009 9:15am

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Rosedale6

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Wonder if it was Prawn Cocktail....:pac:

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=148226499

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#2 02-07-2009 9:19am

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Not really much different from the women who drop their knickers if you buy them a drink.

ANyway, I knew times in the US were bad but they've gotten worse if they've reverted to the barter system

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#3 02-07-2009 9:21am

biko

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Cheap as chips

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#4 02-07-2009 9:25am

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A prostitute in Oklahoma was so desperate for business that she was caught having sex with a man in exchange for a box of crisps.
Police followed Lahoma Smith's vehicle and discovered her and a man engaged in sexual activity inside.
She told officers that the man asked for her sex but did not have and cash so they struck a deal by which he gave her the crisps.

Must have been a good Lay.

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#5 02-07-2009 9:27am

KTRIC

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<standard AH witty comment>

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#6 02-07-2009 9:27am

easyeason3

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Wait until Mr Tayto gets wind of the word.

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#7 02-07-2009 9:34am

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Something smells fishy.

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#8 02-07-2009 9:37am

Pop's Diner

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Could he have not paid cash like any normal person? What a meanie(s)!

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#9 02-07-2009 9:37am

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I winder did he get a taste of her kabab in the deal

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#10 02-07-2009 9:48am

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KTRIC wrote: »

<standard AH witty comment>

Why do people keep doing this?! It's not funny!

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#11 02-07-2009 9:48am

CreepingDeath

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I think the prostitute got a bum deal.

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#12 02-07-2009 9:56am

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I really hope his spud wasn't a dud.

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#13 02-07-2009 10:01am

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Meh, I give it away for free. At least she got something out of it. /Reminds girlfriend to make a bacon sandwich next time...

-Funk

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#14 02-07-2009 10:03am

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Mmm... Crisps!
Maybe they were those Thai Sweet Chilli ones... Well worth it!

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#15 02-07-2009 10:08am

Rosedale6

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We all know who the man was....:D

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#16 02-07-2009 10:09am

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I wonder what she'd give for a mars bar and coke.....:pac:

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#17 02-07-2009 10:17am

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Rosedale6 wrote: »

We all know who the man was....:D

[IMG][/img]http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/kaytee576/gary.jpg

YEASHHH :pac:

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#18 02-07-2009 10:27am

KTRIC

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ibarelycare wrote: »

Why do people keep doing this?! It's not funny!

Its my protest at the amount of nonsense thats posted in AH.

If you don't like it then ranting and raving is thata way ---->

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#19 02-07-2009 10:30am

Splinter

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kittenkiller wrote: »

Mmm... Crisps!
Maybe they were those Thai Sweet Chilli ones... Well worth it!

i have a bag of them on my desk at the moment :pac:

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#20 02-07-2009 10:32am

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There's always one.

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#21 02-07-2009 11:05am

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Rosedale6 wrote: »

We all know who the man was....:D

I dunno all the evidence points to this man imo

He has lorries of crisps, looks awfully happy and he doesn't have a hot woman beside him already

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#22 02-07-2009 11:06am

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I'm not going to lie.. i'd suck some dick for a packet of king about now. :pac:

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#23 02-07-2009 11:55am

kittenkiller

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splinter wrote: »

i have a bag of them on my desk at the moment :pac:

Oh you tease!!

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#24 02-07-2009 12:17pm

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crisps are no good unless they're washed down with milk...;-)

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#25 02-07-2009 12:24pm

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High-class hookers will do nothing unless you've got a big Pringle.:(

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#26 02-07-2009 12:31pm

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She had a Monster Munch on his Nice n Spicy Nik Nak, so she let him feel her Ridges and lick her Wotsits, which, apparently were the real McCoy.:o

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#27 02-07-2009 1:11pm

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hmmm...porn snacks

they weren't (k)nobby's crisps by any chance?

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