If the world was ending...

anniehoo

Seriously! If there was a nuclear attack or a meteorite strike while sitting in your gaff right now what would you do? All electricity and phone lines are down and your estate/apt building is in a heap and you're left standing in your PJs with no way of contacting your friends and family.

What would you do?

This pops into my head every now and then and it freaks me out. I dont know anyone within a 20 mile radius so to get "home" itd be a long feckin walk in my polka dot fake silk pennys pyjamas.

Professey Chin

Die

phasers

Die?


Edit: In cool Battlestar galactica pose of course

orestes

Get drunk and knock one out, same as everyone else

galwayrush

What can you do in a millisecond?:rolleyes:

oops, if the world had ended, i wouldn't even have that much time.

Kinetic^

anniehoo wrote: »

This pops into my head every now and then and it freaks me out. I dont know anyone within a 20 mile radius so to get "home" itd be a long feckin walk in my polka dot fake silk pennys pyjamas.

It must pop into a lot of peoples' heads because I see an awful lot of knackers wearing pyjamas to the shops, maybe they're just preparing for the imminent strike!

glenjamin

Pray























LOL, religion.

My name is URL

Steal a Ferrari and go to Las Vegas to marry some Hollywood woman.

Splendour

Pray...

Oh and I wouldn't be concerned about being see in your PJ's outdoors. Given today's trend, I think you'd be well in fashion.

PirateShampoo

Well Ive always wanted to know what my own feces tastes like.

TheZohanS

Kinetic^ wrote: »

It must pop into a lot of peoples' heads because I see an awful lot of knackers wearing pyjamas to the shops, maybe they're just preparing for the imminent strike!

Spousal abuse and hospital? :pac:

Prof.Badass

**** obviously

Damn.

galwayrush

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Well Ive always wanted to know what my own feces tastes like.

Why do in the future what you can do today?;)

Wazdakka

Rub one out..

mardybumbum

I'd go back to sleep. Sure everything sorts itself out after a good kip.

PirateShampoo

galwayrush wrote: »

Why do in the future what you can do today?;)

Well Ive done it in the past, but I'm not quite ready to unlock that little repressed memory yet lol

OK-Cancel-Apply

I would stand, look up at the heavens and applaud.

K4t

I'd dry hump my pc screen with a picture of J-Lo's arse as the wallpaper.

I had this one prepared.

staker

mardybumbum wrote: »

I'd go back to sleep. Sure everything sorts itself out after a good kip.

Wise beyond his years.....
A defining moment in history

Joey the lips

A good old fashioned ride could be on the cards. I would have to hide the fact the world just ended from the moth. She would be devestaed without her phone.

ejmaztec

I'd come on here, moan about it, get banned and then try and get half the money back that I'd spent on a diary.

OK-Cancel-Apply

Actually, I'd stand facing the disaster and just close my eyes seconds before it hits, so I can be cool like Liam Neeson in Batman Begins...... just in case this world is ALSO a film. Gotta be cool for whoever's watching!

LD 50

I'd log on to Boards, spam every forum with "YORE MA" and wait for the impending doom, knowing my work was completed.

stovelid

I'd run into town and give the Molly Malone statue's tits a good long squeeze.

There always seems to somebody around whenever I pass.

In the event of an impending nuclear holocaust, I wouldn't no longer have to kowtow to restrictive societal norms.

Random

I'd hide the evidence.

An Fear Aniar

I'd blame it on 800 years of oppression then binge on "survivor guilt".

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ballybay_eh

Something racist.

Banter Joe

I'd get me a shotgun. Stop those zombies. Uh huh.

kumate_champ07

if it was ending or if there was destruction and chaos?

there are a few options.

A. go it alone. find the nearest shop and stock up on water and tinned fish and high calorie foods, tinned foods, oil and other stuff. depending on the weather id collect wood for a fire. id use my bike or walk around the area to see whats going on.

B. gather up my neighbours and organise others to go around the immediate area and set up a meeting that evening. find out who are the doctors, smart people, managers, leaders etc. form a committee and make a plan. gather supplies and make out rations. organise a team to head into the city and see whats going on. use bicycles or a car. take petrol from all the cars in the area, store in containers and only use a couple of cars when needed.


C. raid the nearest off licence and electrical store. ghetto blaster and booze= apocalyptic party, end on a high! no need to worry about a hangover/where to sleep/work in the morning/std's/unwanted pregnancy etc

D. sleeping pill overdose

E. fly off to another planet

In All Fairness

vinylmesh wrote: »

**** obviously

Damn.

Agreed.Without a sinner around for twenty miles i'd say the temptation to **** as obviously as you like would be almost insurmountable.

Sea Sharp

Go on a skanger-killing spree.

Tar.Aldarion

get in car, drive to loved one

CantGetNoSleep

I'd definaltely start drinking the bottle of vodka i'm thinking of drinking now anyway

Sh1t its only a Wednesday

Snowie

send a pijion ...

anniehoo

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

B. gather up my neighbours and organise others to go around the immediate area and set up a meeting that evening. find out who are the doctors, smart people, managers, leaders etc. form a committee and make a plan. gather supplies and make out rations. organise a team to head into the city and see whats going on. use bicycles or a car. take petrol from all the cars in the area, store in containers and only use a couple of cars when needed.

Woah!! You've thought about it waaay more than i have. Ill go with option B so and hope you're hangin around my gaff in your pennys pjs if it happens :D

kumate_champ07

anniehoo wrote: »

Woah!! You've thought about it waaay more than i have. Ill go with option B so and hope you're hangin around my gaff in your pennys pjs if it happens :D

so much in life is taken for granted. running water, fridges, supermarkets, animals killed for us so we can eat meat. what if we lost everything and had to start over? ive thought about it, but not too much, its good to be prepared for any situation. 'dont panic, think it thru'.

i dont wear pennys pj's but i do wear their seamless boxer briefs, some kind of microfiber i think. very comfortable, very sheer like satin. umm, ye...

DubMedic

Turn over and go back to sleep, obviously.

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DubMedic

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Go on a skanger-killing spree.

I'm afraid the 20 ton nuclear device would have taken care of that already.

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connexion

a nuclear attack

up on the roof for the best possible view

before meltdown

brazilicious

run down to chris doran's house and get him to sing that song of his...."if my world stopped turning".....and then take a picture of the look on his face when he realises whats going on....


oh...and get an oreo mcFlurry on the way... yum

jimmycrackcorm

As I work in IT, I was just wondering if in this scenario there was enough time to do a server backup.

Also as I'm in management I'd like to do a total backup policy first - can we delay the whole mass destruction project until all the stakeholders are ready by any chance?

Garseys

DubMedic wrote: »

I'm afraid the 20 ton nuclear device would have taken care of that already.

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20 ton nuclear devices are target specific?:p

I'd try get a picture, ya know to keep as a momento of such an occasion

Mister Robinson

If, there was a nuclear attack or a meteorite strike while sitting in your gaff, right now what would you do?

We are actually going to be sucked into a black hole by the Large Hardon Collier when it starts up again...

If that fails, then at least we got 2012 so you've a good bit yet ether way!

DubMedic

Mister Robinson wrote: »

We are actually going to be sucked into a black hole by the Large Hardon Collier when it starts up again...

If that fails, then at least we got 2012 so you've a good bit yet ether way!

Mis-spelled words FTW.

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Mahatma coat

Smugly post pictures of Nelson Muntz in the CT Forum.

then blind panic for a sec, then a ride, then set about consumin my Weeks supply of drugs and alcohol in less than an hour

conchubhar1

see if there is life after death - if not i wont be able to give a ****, quite literaly

conchubhar1

Mahatma coat wrote: »

in less than an hour

why so conservative?

kilkennym

hmm....










































rub one out on the curtains. drives her ****ing nuts!

Terry

Hit the supermarket, the chemist, the off licence and the pub. In that order.

Just another day.

Also, thread title fixed.
You can change the title on your own threads by double clicking beside the title of the main page. You're limited by time though. 2 days I think.

Agent Smith

I'd take my goverment issued Iodine Tablets...


Fuck the lot of you, I'm safe