oh crap

devereaux17

i seen the weirdest thing last night, i was getting the dart and there was a pretty hot girl waiting for the dart, anyway a few scummers were waiting over the other side for their train, anyway one of the scummers goes over and asks this hot girl for a light, after that he start telling how all his mates were going away and would she give him his number..lol i thought to myself, wonder what the reply will be.

BUT then she actually gave this inbred little fool her number. WTF!!!!!

Agent Smith

ever hear of 085 -not real?

biko

Was prob fake

Cianos

At least he gave it a shot

Vain

Could be worse, its not like he was watching another lad chat her up.

4zn76tysfajdxp

How were they scumbags?

petes

087-1234567

Gone Drinking

devereaux17 wrote: »

i seen the weirdest thing last night, i was getting the dart and there was a pretty hot girl waiting for the dart, anyway a few scummers were waiting over the other side for their train, anyway one of the scummers goes over and asks this hot girl for a light, after that he start telling how all his mates were going away and would she give him his number..lol i thought to myself, wonder what the reply will be.

BUT then she actually gave this inbred little fool her number. WTF!!!!!

And you went home and had a wnak.. result.

That_Guy

Maybe she likes men with balls...... perhaps the reason you didn't get her number.

AnonoBoy

So I was waiting for the DART last night. Hadn't been feeling great lately as a load of my friends are moving away. I'm trying to kick the cigarettes but felt like lighting up one to make me feel a bit better.

Myself and two of my (soon to be departing) friends had been at soccer practice so we were still in our tracksuits and probably looking not the best. But I spy this hot girl that I often see around at the DART station and with a little bit of encouragement from my friends I wander over and ask her for a light. She gives me one and we have a short conversation. She's very friendly and I mention my mates all leaving soon and ask her for her number. Wasn't expecting her to give me it but she did! Result!

Weird thing was there was this nerdy guy across the tracks staring at me really weirdly the whole time.

Odd.

ejmaztec

Desiree Ripe Appliance wrote: »

How were they scumbags?

Cos they had the balls to ask for her number instead of drooling at a distance.:pac:

sneakerfreak

That was me,i later took her to cafe en seine where i revealed myself to be a rugger bugger from Blackrock,I told her all about how my Daddy was a complete arse as he had just bought me a masserati but wouldnt pay for the insurance so I had use my platinum card that he got me last year.Then I got her really drunk and wooed her with tales of my college days and rugby prowess.I abused the staff for being so slow and Im sure I saw one of the little immigrant scamps trying to skim my card behind the bar.

I did some coke in the toilet and then came back and talked more about rugby and how I would run Daddies company someday.She seemed enthralled.
I got rowdy when we were refused more drink at closing time so the ingrates kicked us out.

I hailed a cab and we headed for Blackrock even though she pretended she wanted to go home,as if she really wanted to go back to Crumlin,that place is a total warzone im informed,she would be safer with me.
I abused the taxi driver over the fare,it was ridiculous and yes I did want my 2cent change from the fare.Then we got inside the 2 bed Daddy bought me and she wouldnt let me shag her so I raped her and then vomited on her.She started crying but It didnt bother me shes from Crumlin so shes not a real person.

Sean Quagmire

Insurgent wrote: »

087-1234567

Im gonna prank you good!

Wazdakka

I know a few girls who have a fake number to give out when thery're asked and not interested.
It's normally an old phone number that they had.

Nothing spectacular about it really.
It was probably just easier to give a fake num than get into an argument with the guy.

Or it was her real number and she is hot for teh scumbag sexytime.

That_Guy

Insurgent wrote: »

087-1234567

Ah bloody hell I have this number already. Is this Deano? The same Deano that is giving away some free sex at the back of the 77A?

Local-womanizer

Insurgent wrote: »

087-1234567

Drop by the house sometime,the address is 123 Fake street.

Porkpie

Was he shouting obscenities at anyone? Vandalising property? If all he did was get a girl's number then I say fair play to him. Live and let live.

That_Guy

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Drop by the house sometime,the address is 123 Fake street.

What County?

Dardania

Gone Drinking wrote: »

And you went home and had a wnak.. result.

"spank bank"

Local-womanizer

That_Guy wrote: »

What County?

Fakeville

Rented Mule

This was actually a very smart move on this woman's part.

If she didn't give him her number, he probably would have spent the rest of the night trying to hump her leg.

Carroller16

That_Guy wrote: »

What County?

Kilfake

Walsh

He said to her Fifa > Pro Evo, she blushed, he got in her pants. The End.

Tomebagel

087-2-gd-4-u


:eek:

antodeco

Wazdakka wrote: »

I know a few girls who have a fake number to give out when thery're asked and not interested.
It's normally an old phone number that they had.

In fairness, if a girl needs to use an old number as a fake number, due to inability to make up random 7 digits, she may not be the type you want!

"I, like, totally have this awesome number"

phasers

that's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?

sneakerfreak

dude u shud see my cock,now thats weird

Super-Rush

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