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When aliens blowing up the white house is not enough...

  • 28-06-2009 1:29am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭


    Drop a ship on it





    Its almost like a best of collection for Roland's films...

    Stargate: mysterious link to prior civilisation with the future/supernatual being
    Independence Day: Well known landmarks getting the smackdown
    Day after tomorrow: unnatural exagerated weather effects
    Godzilla: Funny guy lead...

    (I said best of, so I cant think of anything for universal soldier or 10,000 bc and even at the moment I am stretching the best of term to include any of his films)

    But seeing as this film he doesnt have any limitations in plot or badly researched science he really has gone for broke. Its the end of the world so lets have *EVERYTHING!* earthquakes, asteroids, giant waves, snowstorms, CGI crashing on top of people

    etc

    etc

    etc


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,268 ✭✭✭Elessar


    Nice, cant wait for this :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    I'm a big fan of crazy shit happening in CGI. Looking forward to this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    It looks like it will be a load of **** imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    It looks like it will be a load of **** imo.

    Of course it'll be a big load of sh*t, not going to stop people enjoying it for being a spectacle rather than some life-changing experience.

    Sometimes, people just want to see big stuff go boom and fall over.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    So wait, Internal Affairs were in on it the entire time?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    I never thought I would see John F Kennedy return to the White House ;)

    Jesus, that movie looks batsh*t crazy. You can totally tell that the White House moment is a deliberate harking back to his previous demolition of the building :D

    Otherwise, am not feeling anything for the film; the FX look very "stagey", almost posed with no sense of weight or existence within the real world (in particular those vistas of cities in ruin). I dunno, I think CGI effects have come full circle in that artists can now make things look so real they pass through and come out the other side into these video-game esque FX shots. I know that makes no sense, but still ...

    I suppose there's no point discussing the plot because ... well, yeah!
    Supposedly, and by the look of the trailer, the film involves arks shot out into space to preserve humanity on another planet.
    A good mixture of acting talent from the A-list star (Cusack, Glover) to the excellent under-rated ones (Chiwetel Ejiofor I spot).


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,352 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Sometimes, people just want to see big stuff go boom and fall over.
    +1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    pixelburp wrote: »
    I never thought I would see John F Kennedy return to the White House ;)

    i lolled
    Jesus, that movie looks batsh*t crazy. You can totally tell that the White House moment is a deliberate harking back to his previous demolition of the building :D

    I think the whole film looks to be nods to all his previous films in some manner.

    delibrate or not I dont know.
    Otherwise, am not feeling anything for the film; the FX look very "stagey", almost posed with no sense of weight or existence within the real world (in particular those vistas of cities in ruin). I dunno, I think CGI effects have come full circle in that artists can now make things look so real they pass through and come out the other side into these video-game esque FX shots. I know that makes no sense, but still ...

    It does make sense.

    On a similar thought I find that CGI has killed the specticle by simplifying the *how* It use to be *How did they do that???* Now regardless if its true or not, people just mutter to themselves *CGI sigh* and move on. Takes that bit of wonder out of it.
    I suppose there's no point discussing the plot because ... well, yeah!
    Supposedly, and by the look of the trailer, the film involves arks shot out into space to preserve humanity on another planet.
    A good mixture of acting talent from the A-list star (Cusack, Glover) to the excellent under-rated ones (Chiwetel Ejiofor I spot).

    Doesnt look like they go to space,
    I think its going for a cringeworthy Noah's Ark tribute with all the continents being flooded as the tectonic plates realign to form new continents etc. The ships dont look like they go into space, i could be wrong though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    that looks fecking awesome.

    when's it out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    whats happend to john cusack?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    whats happend to john cusack?

    He needs to fund some more indy flicks, simple strategy really! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    dlofnep wrote: »
    that looks fecking awesome.

    when's it out?

    2012 :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Great. That's all we need. Another stupid end-of-the-world cash in for the afraid!

    Special effects does not a good movie make.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Oh oh oh oh oh oh

    Goodie.

    I like these kind of movies. It's going to be terrible. Absolutely terrible. But the effin' White House gets destroyed by a boat. BY A BOAT.

    Whats not to love?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Whats not to love?

    That its not the white house being destroyed by the statue of liberty?

    Ghostbusters 2 missed a golden oppurtunity with that one...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    That its not the white house being destroyed by the statue of liberty?

    Ghostbusters 2 missed a golden oppurtunity with that one...

    That's a long frikken walk!!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 36,711 CMod ✭✭✭✭pixelburp


    Hey, there's always Ghostbusters 3 ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    This looks absolutely rubbish... but fun at the same time! :pac:

    Could have done without the Day After Tomorrow 'millions of birds flying away from an oncoming disaster' shot. There's self referenciing and then there's just recycling your own stuff.

    Anyone else LOL at the giraffe being hauled onto the Ark. Yes the world is coming to an end and what's our first taught? "Save the giraffe!!!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    That's a long frikken walk!!

    Considering its a movie about meteor impacts, gigantic floods and hyper plate tectonic movements all happening at the same time I don't think the statue of liberty stepping on the white house would seem all that out of place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Anyone else LOL at the giraffe being hauled onto the Ark. Yes the world is coming to an end and what's our first taught? "Save the giraffe!!!!"

    Unconsciously, my hand covered my face at that shot... and then again when I realised that the harness for the giraffe was specifically designed.

    That sh*ts weird.

    Now I want to watch a disaster movie.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    2012 :rolleyes:

    Release Date:
    13 November 2009 (USA)

    According to IMDB.

    :rolleyes:


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Cannot wait. I never can understand why people will look at a trailer of thigns going boom and then moan about it being unrealistic and crap.

    There's a certain pleasure attained from sitting in a dark room and being near deafened as giant balls of fire crash and burn onscreen, as millions die in cataclysmic incidents so amazing looking that you jaw rests on the floor.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,352 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    There's a certain pleasure attained from sitting in a dark room and being near deafened as giant balls of fire crash and burn onscreen, as millions die in cataclysmic incidents so amazing looking that you jaw rests on the floor.
    Don't forget the popcorn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    I never can understand why people will look at a trailer of thigns going boom and then moan about it being unrealistic and crap.

    Actually my complaint was it looks to be boring. Same stuff he's done 3-4 times already.

    My biggest gripe with the day after tomorrow was because it has such an awesome teaser.



    I genuinely thought that all the freak weather changes would be the first chunk of the film and like its title suggests the film was going to focus on surviving the new enviroment.

    Instead we got independence day with aliens replaced with snow and wolves.

    This is just more of the same and i'll be bored out of my skull in the cinema if I go see it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    I can remember the line in the Day After Tomorrow teaser ("save as many as you can") giving me one of those "this might be epic!" shivers down my spine when I first heard it.

    Then I saw it.

    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy epic special effects and summer blockbusters, but I'm not sure why tight storylines, decent plot and good characters now seem to be impossible to find in said movies.

    Then people trot out the "what did you expect - it's an action movie, that's what it does."

    I mean sure, I'm not expecting Oscar winning stuff, but for me well rounded characters, good dialogue, sensible plot, they all add hugely to the overall experience of the movie. Look at say Terminator 2 compared to T3, or Salvation.

    I dunno, Hollywood laziness perhaps?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    MikeC101 wrote: »
    I can remember the line in the Day After Tomorrow teaser ("save as many as you can") giving me one of those "this might be epic!" shivers down my spine when I first heard it.

    Then I saw it.

    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy epic special effects and summer blockbusters, but I'm not sure why tight storylines, decent plot and good characters now seem to be impossible to find in said movies.

    Then people trot out the "what did you expect - it's an action movie, that's what it does."

    I mean sure, I'm not expecting Oscar winning stuff, but for me well rounded characters, good dialogue, sensible plot, they all add hugely to the overall experience of the movie. Look at say Terminator 2 compared to T3, or Salvation.

    I dunno, Hollywood laziness perhaps?
    They definitely seem to have a 'it'll do' mindset when it comes to these films.

    I, myself, trot out the 'what did you expect' line when these films pop up because, to be honest, I've not seen much else when it comes to films that blow up the world. Armageddon had Bruce Willis, Billy-Bob and Steve Buscemi and it was still silly, Deep Impact had its moments but was 'brain turn off' territory (albeit with "let's crash our nukes into the asteroid YEEE-HAWWW").

    I'm sure with the right team, these films could be wrangled into something better but it's come to the point where I no longer look for a coherent plot or sterling acting performances, if one turns up in the rubble, so be it. I go for the BANG and stay for the CRASH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Rhyme wrote: »

    I'm sure with the right team, these films could be wrangled into something better but it's come to the point where I no longer look for a coherent plot or sterling acting performances, if one turns up in the rubble, so be it. I go for the BANG and stay for the CRASH.

    Call it cynical but filmmakers know that the vast majority of movie-goers go to see these kinds of films for the explosions and OTT action set pieces. Sure they could put more effort into characterisation and acting but it probably wouldn't make any significant impact on the box office gross. In the end its all about what gets bums onto cinema seats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Not cynical, realistic. It's pretty much exactly what happens.

    Expelling that extra effort seems to be beyond a lot of film directors as they reach the point where they've made their money and then when given the option to make a better film* they shrug and fall back on 'it'll do'.

    *obviously I have no idea about the processes of large-scale film making. I'm going with my opinion as a movie-goer that enjoys just about anything rather than as an art student somewhat involved in short movies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭MikeC101


    Yeah, hell I have no huge problem with Hollywood churning out massive explosion filled blockbusters, I generally enjoy them. Plus they make big bucks for the studios, so why not.

    I dunno, just sometimes it's frustrating to get what is basically the same movie over and over again, but with bigger explosions, better fx, and not much else.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Release Date:
    13 November 2009 (USA)

    According to IMDB.

    :rolleyes:

    pssst ..... it was a joke :rolleyes:


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