Marrying innanimate objects

pinkfeather

After a drunken discussion with friends about people who marry objects...(like their cars), I just wondered what the rest of you think? If you could marry an innanimate object, what would it be and why?

35notout

I'd marry one of the boards.ie servers - red hot, and full of whatever my heart desires

jaffa20

Ice cream. I just had some Hagen Das. Hmm, closest thing to a non sexual orgasm i've ever had.;)

StopNotWorking

For the sake of playing along I'm going to say..

my gf! lazy slag :pac:

robby^5

Women aren't inanimate objects?

well **** me.

My name is URL

does fruit count?

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/watermelon-46939.jpg

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What does Mrs (or Mr) Pinkfeather say?

InkSlinger67

StopNotWorking wrote: »

lazy slag

I could think of better objects to marry than coal. Coal, in essence, is not lazy rather the person who owns it doesn't take a match to it to put it to work.

Whosbetter?

I love my brick!

pinkfeather

there was a woman who married a part of the berlin wall, another who married kitchen roll, seriously crazy feckers

Maddison

a banana

Archeron

My bed. Then we could be together forever.

StopNotWorking

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

I could think of better objects to marry than coal. Coal, in essence, is not lazy rather the person who owns it doesn't take a match to it to put it to work.

I thought slag was waste metal that was pulled from furnaces

pinkfeather

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R28mmrtKuY

speaking of loving a brick...

InkSlinger67

StopNotWorking wrote: »

I thought slag was waste metal that was pulled from furnaces

I was bad one year when young and got a prostitute from Santa

TheZohanS

My name is URL wrote: »

does fruit count?

Only the smart ones.

minidazzler

I'd marry the internet.

It can do everything.

Agent Smith

a sexbox, who's name is sorny...

useful_contacts

pinkfeather wrote: »

After a drunken discussion with friends about people who marry objects...(like their cars), I just wondered what the rest of you think? If you could marry an innanimate object, what would it be and why?

my cat:D

useful_contacts

Agent Smith wrote: »

a sexbox, who's name is sorny...

someone was watching the simpsons yesterday;)

Agent Smith

useful_contacts wrote: »

someone was watching the simpsons yesterday;)

Fail..


twas family guy

jill_valentine

I'd marry the Xbox, but I'd cheat with the DS.

useful_contacts

Agent Smith wrote: »

Fail..


twas family guy

wel there was an episode of simpsons yesterday when they went to an outlet mall and they had a "sorny" tv instead of a sony

so there:D

bigeasyeah

My guitars

Max Power1

Michael Jackson

Too soon?

Fine.. Jade Goody then - I do like a bit of pork.

Greenmachine

I'd marry my bank. Hoping for a goverment bailout after gambling on the next property bubble.

Euro_Kraut

I'd marry a TV aerial. The wedding would be crap but we'd have a great reception. Or something.

CutzEr

I'm not really into jpeg's or png's myself, I prefer gif's, so I can't really take part in this topic.

DublinWriter

pinkfeather wrote: »

After a drunken discussion with friends about people who marry objects...(like their cars), I just wondered what the rest of you think? If you could marry an innanimate object, what would it be and why?

Hmmm...my missus is pretty inanimate after a bottle of Pernod.

bnagrrl

My name is URL wrote: »

does fruit count?

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/watermelon-46939.jpg

That picture gave me a fright.

I'd marry my bass guitar.

Sea Sharp

I'd marry a lifesized photo of Megan Fox.

And cut holes in the necessary places for sexy time.

itsallaboutheL

hmmm Paris Hilton

she's a pretty fúcking inanimate object!!

K4t

I'd marry Vida Guerra's arse.

Gummy Panda

I'm surprised no one has said the joke i'm thinking. Maybe there is hope for AH

Photi

Pat Kenny

samantha2000

My vibrator Billy, geez I love that little fella.

orestes

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I'm surprised no one has said the joke i'm thinking. Maybe there is hope for AH

Don't worry, I'm waiting for it

itsallaboutheL

**cough cough** Yore Ma's an inanimate object

K4t

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I'm surprised no one has said the joke i'm thinking. Maybe there is hope for AH

orestes wrote: »

Don't worry, I'm waiting for it

I'd marry my your cock?

galwayrush

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

hmmm Paris Hilton

she's a pretty fúcking inanimate object!!

I was wondering if dead things counted, or at least brain dead thingys.:rolleyes:

Shanotheslayer

Michael Jackson.

Sorry... to soon.

itsallaboutheL

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

Michael Jackson.

Sorry... to soon.

i LOL'd

A photo of myself.

madbev90210

The thing Id marry is hot, steamy, has a long wire, and can straighten everything out...... my iron

Cool_CM

pinkfeather wrote: »

there was a woman who married a part of the berlin wall

Nope, she married the whole thing, her website is hilarious.

Crazy Swedish Lady wrote:

Our wedding

We eventually married on June 17, 1979 at Groß-Ziethener Straße in Berlin. On that day I took my husband's name, Berliner-Mauer. That is "Berlin Wall" in German, which is my husband's first language.

Now

We have been together now for many years, spiritually if not physically. Like every married couple, we have our ups and downs. We even made it through the terrible disaster of November 9, 1989, when my husband was subjected to frenzied attacks by a mob.

But we are still as much in love as the day we first met. We may not have a conventional marriage, but neither of us cares much for conventions. Ours is a story of two beings in love, our souls entwined for all eternity.

johnny_knoxvile

Photi wrote: »

Pat Kenny

haha thats the first thing that came to mind when i read the title of the thread.

More life in a stuffed cat.