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Some things money can't buy.......

typebovine · 2009-06-27 12:00:21

no matter who rich you get, or how much money you ever have there are certain things you will never be able to pay someone to do. One such thing is getting someone to be your own personal body scratcher. No matter how rich you are no one is ever going to be able to scratch you better than yourself or know where to scratch…

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27-06-2009 1:00pm

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typebovine

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no matter who rich you get, or how much money you ever have there are certain things you will never be able to pay someone to do. One such thing is getting someone to be your own personal body scratcher. No matter how rich you are no one is ever going to be able to scratch you better than yourself or know where to scratch you. Unless you get a tattoo that divides your body up into grids, so you could be like:
"scratch grid 384......... oh yeah! thats it, ahhhhhh, get right up into the crack, yeahhh".

Need someone with long fingernails though.......

Any other suggestions??

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#2 28-06-2009 5:23pm
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