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cucumber sex

curryman · 2009-06-25 20:14:28

Man took wife to bed & pleasured her with a large cucumber. She had multiple orgasm's. They both fall asleep exhausted. Hours later she woke him up screaming "Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh god i'm coming!" In a panic he asked "Whats the matter?" she says "sorry luv, its the cucumber repeating on me!"

25-06-2009 8:14pm

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Man took wife to bed & pleasured her with a large cucumber. She had multiple orgasm's.
They both fall asleep exhausted. Hours later she woke him up screaming "Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh god i'm coming!"
In a panic he asked "Whats the matter?" she says "sorry luv, its the cucumber repeating on me!"

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