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Needs more dog

  • 18-06-2009 1:14pm
    #1
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭


    Seems the US are creating a new breed of hero dog
    A POLICE search and rescue dog that found the last person alive in the 9/11 terror attacks has been cloned.
    The five puppy clones of the German Shepherd called Trakr were presented to his owner James Symington.

    He hopes they will follow Trakr's tradition of serving with the police as K9 dogs.

    It seems regular dogs just ain't no longer good enough to protect the US of A from the terrible clutches of the Muslims.

    I think this is how the Animaniacs were created. It can only end horribly, with super-canines taking over the world and enslaving humanity.


Comments

  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    A cat is fine too.


  • #3
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    I wish they'd clone Brad Pitt!


  • #4
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Holy crap. Theyre cloning the B!tches now.


  • #5
    Carroller16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    I was expecting this thread to be simpsons based :-(


  • #6
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Fink Goddie wrote: »
    I wish they'd clone Brad Pitt!

    I wish they'd clone Angelina Jolie.

    But then, I suppose all the Brad Pitts would pair off with all the Angelina Jolies, and thus the whole Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie cloning experiment would have little or no impact on the lives of Fink Goddie and Davyjose.


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  • #7
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Thats a barking mad.

    I for one welcome our future Hulk Hogan 51st Battalion...


  • #8
    Carroller16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    i'd say they have a TAIL to tell after the WOOF cloning process


  • #9
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Fink Goddie wrote: »
    I wish they'd clone Brad Pitt!


    Don't think he be any good at search and rescue - he probably get lost himself!


  • #10
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    You laugh now .....

    Mua ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa


  • #11
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Carroller16 wrote: »
    I was expecting this thread to be simpsons based :-(

    I used a Simpsons quote simply to lure the small populace of exclusively simpsons-based thread readers into this thread. We need to increase genetically enhanced super-dog awareness.


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  • #12
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    davyjose wrote: »
    I wish they'd clone Angelina Jolie.

    But then, I suppose all the Brad Pitts would pair off with all the Angelina Jolies, and thus the whole Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie cloning experiment would have little or no impact on the lives of Fink Goddie and Davyjose.

    with all the clones of Brad and Angelina there would be no more orphans to adopt. Madonna would be well annoyed!


  • #13
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    davyjose wrote: »
    I wish they'd clone Angelina Jolie.

    But then, I suppose all the Brad Pitts would pair off with all the Angelina Jolies, and thus the whole Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie cloning experiment would have little or no impact on the lives of Fink Goddie and Davyjose.

    Awwww ruin the dream why dont ya :D


  • #14
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    with all the clones of Brad and Angelina there would be no more orphans to adopt. Madonna would be well annoyed!

    You're wrong. The high cost of cloning would put a huge strain on the US economy, forcing them to further exploit poorer nations, thus creating even more starving, adoptable, third-world kids for madonna to feast on adopt.

    It's almost too perfect a plan.


  • #15
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Saibh wrote: »
    Don't think he be any good at search and rescue - he probably get lost himself!

    That wasnt what i had in mind for him :D


  • #16
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Fink Goddie wrote: »
    That wasnt what i had in mind for him :D

    so Fink, what did you have in mind? I'm sure its something Bradtastic.


  • #17
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    so Fink, what did you have in mind? I'm sure its something Bradtastic.

    I was gonna make him spring clean my house with nothing but a pair of Yellow Marigolds on!


  • #18
    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,840 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    If it's not a beedog i'm not interested. http://www.beedogs.com/ :pac:


  • #19
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Hmmm.
    Looking at the new york skyline lately there seems to be a few buildings missing. Dog can't be all that great.


  • #20
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Is the dog ghey that he couldn't find his own bitch?


  • #21
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Hmmm.
    Looking at the new york skyline lately there seems to be a few buildings missing. Dog can't be all that great.

    was the dog flying the plane?


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  • #22
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Hmmm.
    Looking at the new york skyline lately there seems to be a few buildings missing. Dog can't be all that great.

    Dogs arent great builders, ya can put the hard hat on them but cement and blocks with paws, doesnt work!


  • #23
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Fink Goddie wrote: »
    Dogs arent great builders, ya can put the hard hat on them but cement and blocks with paws, doesnt work!

    even Benji couldn't lay a brick... Sorry i take that back, he couldn't lay a building brick!


  • #24
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    Carroller16 wrote: »
    I was expecting this thread to be simpsons based :-(

    RED TICK BEER .... hmmmmm ;)


  • #25
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Fink Goddie wrote: »
    Dogs arent great builders, ya can put the hard hat on them but cement and blocks with paws, doesnt work!

    I like your style though Fink; if there's one way out of this Recession, it's Dog-labour.

    Look at the Eskimoes - haven't had a recession in years. Nor have the blind, for that matter.


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