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my mate got 2 hole in 1s playing golf

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  • #2
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    I bet Tiger Woods is shaking in his boots


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    wrote:
    “Congratulations to Tommy on a remarkable golfing achievement. I’ve known him for a long time and he’s not the sort of person who would make this up.”

    Yeah, that doesn't cast doubt on this hole story. :rolleyes:


  • #4
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Local journalism at it's finest.


  • #5
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    I got it on the wii before.


  • #6
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    There are some holes in his story.


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  • #7
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    He's no Kim Jong Il...

    http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html


  • #8
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Mines a pint.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #9
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    KEYS WERE LOST TO A POST BOX AND NOW IT HAS A NEWS ARTICLE, THIS MIGHT BEAT OBAMA'S FLY SWATTING


  • #10
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Those Koreans are mental on the Golf course by the looks of it. He is practising for launching all those ICBMs at America with their tried and tested "manual" launch mechanism.


    A five iron.


  • #11
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    keano_afc wrote: »
    He's no Kim Jong Il...

    http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html

    Indeed he isn't


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  • #12
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I'd say that's par for the course ;)


  • #13
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Carolyn Old Marathon wrote: »
    Yeah, that doesn't cast doubt on this hole story. :rolleyes:

    There's a lot of golfers that will be green with envy.

    Some never achieve a hole in one in all the years they have played the game.
    Yeah put the flags out for him I say.


  • #14
    keen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 987 ✭✭✭keen


    Give him a jelly snake for me.


  • #15
    Nodin
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    Grimes wrote: »
    Those Koreans are mental on the Golf course by the looks of it. He is practising for launching all those ICBMs at America with their tried and tested "manual" launch mechanism.


    A five iron.

    It's the Kimchi....seperates the men from the boys....


  • #16
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    keen wrote: »
    Give him a jelly snake for me.

    wow a jelly snake huh? Thats on page 164 of the Karma Sutra. You'd want to do a lot of stretching before attempting that.


  • #17
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    There's a lot of golfers that will be green with envy.

    Jesus, that's rough.


  • #18
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    He sounds like an ace player. Golf's never been my racket . Although I'd love to give it a try , I'm more of a soccer fan and I don't know anybody who has successfully made the conversion from one to the other. Maybe if I have some spare time I'll give it a go. That can be my goal for the year. Touchdown.


  • #19
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Carolyn Old Marathon wrote: »
    Jesus, that's rough.

    Well it's true, they would be pretty teed off to putt it bluntly.


  • #20
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    javaboy wrote: »
    He sounds like an ace player. Golf's never been my racket . Although I'd love to give it a try , I'm more of a soccer fan and I don't know anybody who has successfully made the conversion from one to the other. Maybe if I have some spare time I'll give it a go. That can be my goal for the year. Touchdown.

    Have you gone batty, javaboy?


  • #21
    auditek923
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    bumped


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  • #22
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    auditek923 wrote: »
    bumped

    Nice one, I was just telling some friends how much I'd love to read this thread a second time, but was just too lazy to scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page. Cheers for that.


  • #23
    AnonoBoy
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    Q: Why did the golfer bring a spare pair of pants with him to the golf course?

    A:
    Because he suffered from incontinence and was liable to urinate in the first pair so bringing a spare pair that he could change into would help alleviate some of the embarrassment.


  • #24
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Tell your mate that I wouldn't and he looks dog rough in that pic


    And golf is for men that can't play real sport


  • #25
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    phasers wrote: »
    Tell your mate that I wouldn't and he looks dog rough in that pic


    And golf is for men that can't play real sport

    Looks like he won't be getting his hole in this one


  • #26
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Ah Jaysis, I just looked at the picture.

    Tell your mate he's not supposed to use his hands; your meant to use that stick-thing - otherwise they don't count, I'm told.


  • #27
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,259 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It's always best to wear a sturdy pair of socks on the golf course, then the OP's mate wouldn't be having this problem.


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