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Religious Junk Mail

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  • 17-06-2009 9:50am
    #1
    Zamboni
    Registered Users Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭


    :pac:

    My local church delivers forthnightly rubbish though my post box with the usual local parish news.
    Generally speaking I treat it the same as the rest of the junk mail that comes in and it goes straight to the recycle bin.
    Anyway the other day, the guy delivering them must have just been bored as he stuck about 50 of the same parish news into my postbox and he must have buggered off to the pub.
    Anyone care to suggest some lighthearted novel ideas as to what I should do with these?

    Paper collage of Dermot Aherne?
    Wallpaper to the side of local church?
    Hand out at local synagogue?


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    #2
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Make a papier-mache mitre and wear it to mass. :)

    large9121lg.jpg


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    Hivemind187
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    Use it to construct voodoo dolls of the local senior clergy. Leave said dolls in conspicuous places. Laugh as they man the pitch-forks and go looking for a witch to burn.

    Have them all sectioned under the mental health act.

    It wont stop the junk mail but it will give you a giggle.


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    pts
    Registered Users Posts: 576 ✭✭✭pts


    Making a ark out of it, Mythbuster style?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQO4FDuW3PI


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    #5
    eoin5
    Registered Users Posts: 2,141 ✭✭✭eoin5


    How absorbant are they :D


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    #6
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    I actually have a genuine idea. PM me if you're interested.


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    Urizen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,354 ✭✭✭Urizen


    Paper plane air force? And launch them all simultaneously at Dermot Ahern


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    #8
    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Dades wrote: »
    Make a papier-mache mitre and wear it to mass. :)

    large9121lg.jpg

    You just reminded me: I had a dream last night where I dressed up as the Pope and a priest got angry at me :pac:


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    #9
    5uspect
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 10,517 Mod ✭✭✭✭5uspect


    No Zillah, I have the photos...


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