Ponder O'Nocturnal Blarney Kissers?

Black Swan

Be it thus foretold...

When very young I bent over backwards and kissed The Stone. Suddenly a FLASH occurred in the Cork sky, making Blarney Castle alight!

The prophet Jeremiah 16:1 appeared for a shimmering moment, proclaiming that someday the block of BLUE stone thus kissed would herald my name on boards.ie, and that I would inherit the gift of gab, talking a lot of Blarney for a high post count on boards in the Elizabethan sense, which made Cormac Teige Maccarthaigh smile from his grave.

As later years passed, the Lia Fáil stone of destiny giveth me the BLUE of my boards.ie name, only to be followed by LAGOON after having crossed the pond to live upon the Pacific waters of one three years past.

I posteth here upon the Nocturnal Forum, knowing full well that only those dwellers of the night that suffer from sleep deprivation could ponder the meaning of a Blarney kiss thus taken, while at the same time shareth a lot of Blarney in response.

Aisling(",)

eh have never kissed the stone and i dont shut up so meh

Shiminay

I have no interest in kissing geology, however, you're welcome to join us in talking nonsense

Doctor DooM

Kharn wrote: »

I have no interest in kissing geology, however, you're welcome to join us in talking nonsense

*Nudges* dude shut up, I hear Lagoons are hot


Long time no see BL

star-pants

I've never kissed the blarney stone & I too am a chatterbox.
I have however licked geology

Red Hand

Blue Lagoon has been licking the Blarney Stone again. There is a particular type of fungus that grows on Blarney castle walls, including the stone in question, which can induce a heightened euphoric state, hallucinations, and an unbelievable urge to talk.

The cure is simple: step into a lonely sheep field at the stroke of midnight whilst lashing your back with nettles. Then scream at the moon, tear out some grass and eat it (only the young shoots, mind).

Alternatively, they say that if you can lick your own elbow, then you may have serious neck/spinal injuries, and should seek treatment immediately.

Clare Bear

I grew up in the next village to Blarney. Believe me the pee stories are true....and how are the herpes coming along Blue_Lagoon?

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

When very young I bent over backwards ...

Pics or ... nvm! >_>

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Suddenly a FLASH occurred in the Cork sky, making Blarney Castle alight!

It was probably Jer, the guards have spoken to him about that a few times.

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

... which made Cormac Teige Maccarthaigh smile from his grave.

As later years passed, the Lia Fáil stone of destiny ...

The acorn doth not fall far from the tree, me noticeth!

SDooM wrote: »

*Nudges* dude shut up, I hear Lagoons are hot

Long time no see BL

0_o

'Twasn't me, B!ue!

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

The cure is simple: step into a lonely sheep field at the stroke of midnight whilst lashing your back with nettles.

See? ... and ye lot thought the flashing was bad!

Clare Bear wrote: »

I grew up in the next village to Blarney. Believe me the pee stories are true ...

o_0

'kay, I REALLY don't want to know!!

monkeyfudge

I was at Blarney Castle for the first time ever last Halloween looking for ghosts actually... It's why I missed out on the Halloween beers.

I like caves underneath the castle... they have bats.

Black Swan

SDooM wrote: »

*Nudges* dude shut up, I hear Lagoons are hot

Long time no see BL

Ye might see a bit more of me on this fun forum with such words of encouragement. Wait a minute! Not sure that came out right! Ha!

Clare Bear wrote: »

I grew up in the next village to Blarney. Believe me the pee stories are true....and how are the herpes coming along Blue_Lagoon?

Ahhhhhh, but ye missed a key phrase and a part of Irish myth? I doth sayeth:

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

...talking a lot of Blarney... on boards in the Elizabethan sense, which made Cormac Teige Maccarthaigh smile from his grave.

Knowing me a bit too well, Jeremiah 16:1 would also be smiling at your comment methinks?;)

Now for randylonghorn's Newtonian metaphor! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Bheith ag déanamh na bhfolachán!:cool:

SmileyPaul

kiss me stones!

!

Doctor DooM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Ye might see a bit more of me on this fun forum with such words of encouragement. Wait a minute! Not sure that came out right! Ha!

The DooM would be honoured, nay, jubilant, to have one of the original Nocturnals bless this humble forum.

Red Hand

What is this obsession with people having me flashing? I've never flashed, nor am I likely to.

However, I would like to be like Captain Flash from Blackadder.

"She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!"-eloquent, yet simple.





Why is it that people talk Blarney (town in County Cork)? What if I wanted to talk Newtwopothouse (village in County Cork)? Or talk Spink (town in Co Laois)?

Or...Muff (Co Donegal)?:D

Doctor DooM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

What is this obsession with people having me flashing? I've never flashed, nor am I likely to.

However, I would like to be like Captain Flash from Blackadder.

"She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!"-eloquent, yet simple.





Why is it that people talk Blarney (town in County Cork)? What if I wanted to talk Newtwopothouse (village in County Cork)? Or talk Spink (town in Co Laois)?

Or...Muff (Co Donegal)?:D

*Eyes narrow* Aren't you that cancer ball worshipping guy?

Red Hand

SDooM wrote: »

*Eyes narrow* Aren't you that cancer ball worshipping guy?

Sol be with you, too.

I have leaflets and some booklets from our church for one and all. Would you like a glass of OJ? They say it's sunshine in a glass.

Doctor DooM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Sol be with you, too.

I have leaflets and some booklets from our church for one and all. Would you like a glass of OJ? They say it's sunshine in a glass.

Sol can kiss my pale luminescent arse and like it.

entropi

Have done the climb up that dangerous narrow tower, kisses the stone and lived to tell the tale...:)

That said its a beautiful view from up there^_^

Red Hand

SDooM wrote: »

Sol can kiss my pale luminescent arse and like it.

Just because you use a permanent marker to write "Blarney stone" on your keester, doesn't mean that anybody will be fooled.:pac:

Til the glorious dawn, my brother Sdoom-who-walks-in-the-sunlight.

Doctor DooM

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Just because you use a permanent marker to write "Blarney stone" on your keester, doesn't mean that anybody will be fooled.:pac:

Til the glorious dawn, my brother Sdoom-who-walks-in-the-sunlight.

I only walk in sunlight when I am finding targets.