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Did you ever invent a word?

FearDark · 2009-06-14 00:41:35

So I was walking along Limerick the other day and I spotted a bum, ya know a homeless, who was wearing a fetching pair of pink jeans (too short, up to his ankles), a yellow wife beater top and a hat that looked like it was weaved the things that holds your six pack of beer together. The word homelesssexual immediately came…

14-06-2009 12:41am

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So I was walking along Limerick the other day and I spotted a bum, ya know a homeless, who was wearing a fetching pair of pink jeans (too short, up to his ankles), a yellow wife beater top and a hat that looked like it was weaved the things that holds your six pack of beer together. The word homelesssexual immediately came into my mind... I know it'll never be recognised because of the three s's in the middle but I still like it.

Got any words you made up yourself?

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#2 14-06-2009 12:44am

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Ya, I do. But they're mine and they're private.

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#3 14-06-2009 12:44am

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I am the inventor of the dictionary.

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#4 14-06-2009 12:45am

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Loads like, **** ***** ****** ****** ******, yeah..they're all mine.

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#5 14-06-2009 12:47am

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I came up with Chillax. That and Guesstimate.

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#6 14-06-2009 12:48am

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littlejp wrote: »

I came up with Chillax. That and Guesstimate.

Sure...

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#7 14-06-2009 12:50am

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bollocko's a good one.
I haven't done much else since then though.

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#8 14-06-2009 12:53am

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Chugger = Charity Mugger.

Ok I didn't invent it but I do like to give out about them, feckin' hippies with stupid sing songy voices & stripey jumpers.

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#9 14-06-2009 12:56am

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wormlet (a baby worm)
as far as I know that's mine. Just going to sit back and watch the money roll in.
Cuntybastard (to be applied to whoever you don't like)

sadly, a quick google shows that cuntybastard is used a lot, although usually as two separate words.

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#10 14-06-2009 12:57am

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That_Guy wrote: »

I am the inventor of the dictionary.

Until I came along it was called "A big fucking book full of a shit-load of words in whatever language you choose book"

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#11 14-06-2009 1:00am

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wankmonger

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#12 14-06-2009 1:00am

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FearDark wrote: »

So I was walking along Limerick the other day and I spotted a bum, ya know a homeless, who was wearing a fetching pair of pink jeans (too short, up to his ankles), a yellow wife beater top and a hat that looked like it was weaved the things that holds your six pack of beer together. The word homelesssexual immediately came into my mind... I know it'll never be recognised because of the three s's in the middle but I still like it.

Got any words you made up yourself?

You're a handitard!

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#13 14-06-2009 1:05am

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Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

You're a handitard!

Thats so good im writing it down in my Book Of Extremely Clever Words People Say On boards.ie riiiiiiiiight now.

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#14 14-06-2009 1:06am

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FearDark wrote: »

Thats so good im writing it down in my Book Of Extremely Clever Words People Say On boards.ie riiiiiiiiight now.

You need a name for that book....

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#15 14-06-2009 1:07am

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FearDark wrote: »

Thats so good im writing it down in my Book Of Extremely Clever Words People Say On boards.ie riiiiiiiiight now.

Handitard is a awesome word.

You have both the mental and physical defects to make you one of Gods broken children.

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#16 14-06-2009 1:07am

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BigMentalDisease wrote: »

You need a name for that book....

Dicktionary

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#17 14-06-2009 1:09am

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FearDark wrote: »

Dicktionary

It sounds like dictionary, but you spelled it differently. I get it.

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#18 14-06-2009 1:21am

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Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

It sounds like dictionary, but you spelled it differently. I get it.

Dick-shunnery. The sudden realisation that comes upon a female after reading some of the stupidest posts on AH that Irish men are more trouble than they're worth.

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#19 14-06-2009 1:26am

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Truthiness

not mine. But at least a clear creditation of a made up word.

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#20 14-06-2009 1:30am

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BigMentalDisease wrote: »

You need a name for that book....

How about a big red cover and the title "THIS IS YOUR LIFE" and inside in large writing is one single word.

FAIL!!!

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#21 14-06-2009 1:31am

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Rifistulous. It's a long story where I wrote a fictional history to the word ridiculous and included fisting.

Nowadays it's a perfectly cromulent word.

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#22 14-06-2009 1:32am

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I came up with wankstain when i was 10 or 11.

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#23 14-06-2009 1:39am

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gf came up with invomnia
as in not being able to sleep because you're sick.

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#24 14-06-2009 1:40am

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pwd wrote: »

I came up with wankstain when i was 10 or 11.

I thought for a second you were saying wankstain was in your class...

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#25 14-06-2009 1:41am

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pwd wrote: »

gf came up with invomnia
as in not being able to sleep because you're sick.

That's funny. My ex also invented that word. Her name was vomnia and she was easy.

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#26 14-06-2009 1:41am

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BigMentalDisease wrote: »

I thought for a second you were saying wankstain was in your class...

There was plenty in my class.

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I know who invented the word "Langer".
She's from Galway and never set foot in Cork.

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When I was a kid, I went to Galway shopping with the parents, and in a skateboard shop, they had a tiny little skateboard with two curved ends and a picture of goofy on it.

When I got back to Cork, I told one friend I'd seen a disney board with two curved ends, that got lost in translation somewhere and all of a sudden every kid in Cork was calling a twin curved skateboard a Disney board. :pac:

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#33 14-06-2009 9:29am

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I invented the question mark and the word fandabbydabbydozy

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"Conflusted."

Confused and Flustered at something your trying to do and/or understand.

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#37 14-06-2009 10:12am

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FearDark wrote: »

Dicktionary

What about Ricktionary? After the internet meme hero?

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"Conflusted."

Confused and Flustered at something your trying to do and/or understand.

oh yeh well I invented conflustered

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Discombobulated and the use of the word tres in English sentances

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That bloke is tres gay

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

bollocko's a good one.
I haven't done much else since then though.

Well done, it's a perfectly cromulent word

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Biggins wrote: »

"Conflusted."

Confused and Flustered at something your trying to do and/or understand.

I perfer flustused

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Dipstickery - the actions of a dipstick

Shyte - a boards friendly version of shite

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Beloufed - It's when you're really confused, and have forgotten the reason for your confusion.

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I remember when a guy here invented the word 'Crapfork'

Not enough people use that word.

Origin.

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I didn't invent them but I rediscovered prut, tidgel, crundy and squet.

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xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

oh yeh well I invented conflustered

Meh!

I was there first! Naaa Naa!

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giggsy664 wrote: »

Qwyjibo

Sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

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