Acronyms and Initialisms

Carlow52 · 13-06-2009 9:25pm #1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_acronyms_and_initialisms explains.

The idea is to come up with alternatives to well known acronyms +initialisms

Must be 2 or more letters.
To get the ball rolling:

PMT: well known, but perhaps Pu..y Munching Time.
IASB: International Accounting Standards Board or maybe
Islamic Apprentice Suicide Bomber
MSRA: ... or Mutual Sex Related Activity

My name is URL · 13-06-2009 9:28pm

GTFO - Great Thread, Freakin' Oresome

phasers · 13-06-2009 9:29pm

GTFO: Great Thread, Feck Off

DAMN YOU URL!

jigglywoo · 13-06-2009 9:34pm

URL - Ugly Rapist Lesbian

CrazyRabbit · 14-06-2009 1:50am

IBM - International Bomb Manufacturers.

USA - United States of As..... oh wait, I better not finish that one

donmeister · 14-06-2009 1:56am

UPC - Universal Penis Care

ITV - International TransVestites?

RTE - Retarded Tree Elfs

Black Swan · 14-06-2009 2:02am

WTF = World Taekwondo Federation (a real organisation in Korea)

Super-Rush · 14-06-2009 3:19am

I remember participating in a table quiz in school and one of the questions was what does AIB stand for and one of my mates thought it stood for Animals In Bed.

DubMedic · 14-06-2009 3:32am

super-rush wrote: »

I remember participating in a table quiz in school and one of the questions was what does AIB stand for and one of my mates thought it stood for Animals In Bed.

The exec's of Anglo-Irish must be Animals In Bed tbh.

After all , where else are they spending their time?.
Not in the office. If they were in the office, there wouldn't be a recession.

:pac:

.

hedgeh0g · 14-06-2009 4:11am

A pall said once, hurry up we are missing out on VDT. (he worked for a corporate)

VDT Valuable Drinking Time

CraggyIslander · 14-06-2009 4:23am

BoI = Bank of Incompetence

Super-Rush · 14-06-2009 4:24am

CraggyIslander wrote: »

BoI = Bank of Incontinence

FYP

upmeath · 14-06-2009 5:37am

A favourite of mine while carrying drinks in large crowds is shouting "VIP coming through":

VIP = Very Important Pints

artvandulet · 14-06-2009 8:03am

TLA - three letter abbreviations

stovelid · 14-06-2009 9:07am

IBTL

Irritating Bastarding Thanks Lover.

phasers · 14-06-2009 9:08am

AIB: Anglo Irish Bank/Allied Irish Bank

I just found out last week that these are different things

minidazzler · 14-06-2009 9:11am

BBW - Big Bellied Woman.

DVDA - Divine Vixen, Dividing Ass.

DP - Dong Princess.

CP - Run like fcuk the FBI are coming.

TheZohanS · 14-06-2009 9:14am

IBTL= I Blame The Lesbians

GTFO= Great Time For Orgy

Pherekydes · 14-06-2009 9:38am

Carlow52 wrote: »

MSRA: ... or Mutual Sex Related Activity

I can't think. What's the original?

/sniggers

Capt'n Midnight · 14-06-2009 1:20pm

tl;dr

brummytom · 14-06-2009 1:54pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

tl;dr

Two Lesbians; Dicks Redundant ?

brummytom · 14-06-2009 2:03pm

I always find it great that we wear this badge on our school blazer...

It reflects the name of the school (St Francis of Assisi) but also our attitude to work

beardo81 · 14-06-2009 2:33pm

OMG- Oral Midget Gagging
GTFO- Granny Tackles Fat Onlooker
PMT- Pretty Much Typical
LOL- Lezzers Only Lick
OB'GYN- Old Bitch Grabs Your Nuts

Prof.Badass · 14-06-2009 4:35pm

DNA- National Dyslexics Association.

InkSlinger67 · 14-06-2009 5:01pm

vinylmesh wrote: »

DNA- National Dyslexics Association.

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!

Michellenman · 14-06-2009 5:43pm

beardo81 wrote: »

OMG- Oral Midget Gagging
GTFO- Granny Tackles Fat Onlooker
PMT- Pretty Much Typical
LOL- Lezzers Only Lick
OB'GYN- Old Bitch Grabs Your Nuts

STFU

:pac:

jigglywoo · 14-06-2009 5:44pm

AIDS - Abstinence Is Definitely Safer

hurdehur · 15-06-2009 1:52am

RTE - Robbin' The Eejits
LOL - Lots Of Laughs
PPV - Poker Players Venting

Acronyms and Initialisms

Comments