Well I went down there, my tongue was out and she came!

tolteq

Yessss. Today during lunchbreak, I couldnt decide if I wanted to go down town to O'Briens for lunch. I was really thirsty, literally my tongue was hanging out. So i managed to convince Jane to go along with me down the town and anyways when we got to the restaurant I was still really thirsty and managed to get the nice staff to fill me a big pitcher of water. with ice. ooooh. lol. how cool was that.


but no..... wait, my friend. something else is on ur mind!..... please.. share it with us!!!!!

My name is URL

There's a fly in my study, he's taunting me with his loud noise and ability to stay above the height of a guy with a swatter

phasers

Your tongue was hanging out? What are you, a dog?

Vain

Flappppp........... never mind.

KeyLimePie

..................DORTY.

Maddison

Sexual innuendo

Very lame attempt at innuendo

2/10

El Guapo!

I hate mis-leading thread titles:mad:

............zip

ak51535

LOL

dsmythy

Maddison wrote: »

Sexual innuendo

The classic...

Inn-your-endo

Captain-America

I hate you.

Snowie

can i say

Fail ?

Halla Basin

brambles are pointy for donkeys!

Borneo Fnctn

That's funny. Off topic but, I was going down (on a woman), had my tongue out (as you do), and she came (ejaculated from her clunge) into my mouth.

5318008!

yeah, i also hate it when girls cum while i'm giving them oral, it tastes ROTTEN!!!
It always happens so fast aswell, like within the first 2 minutes.

It's not easy being this legendary. Most guys wouldn't understand.

lightning_saa

epic fail:pac:

Riamfada

Women can orgasm? Didnt know that .... didnt know I didnt care either!

tolteq

hmmm

TheZohanS

tolteq wrote: »

Well I went down there, my tongue was out and she came!

Yessss. Today during lunchbreak, I couldnt decide if I wanted to go down town to O'Briens for lunch. I was really thirsty, literally my tongue was hanging out. So i managed to convince Jane to go along with me down the town and anyways when we got to the restaurant I was still really thirsty and managed to get the nice staff to fill me a big pitcher of water. with ice. ooooh. lol. how cool was that.


but no..... wait, my friend. something else is on ur mind!..... please.. share it with us!!!!!

tl;dr

Did you get your err a bit?



Or is this another post of a someone not having the balls to ask a girl out?

tolteq

TheZohan wrote: »

Or is this another post of a someone not having the balls to ask a girl out?

hahahahah fs

jester77

Thought this was going to be about a camel...damn font

/leaves thread

*giggles*

Dirrrty.... and not that funny

Poor Uncle Tom

tolteq wrote: »

Yessss. Today during lunchbreak..I wanted to go down...my tongue...convince Jane to..get the nice staff to fill me.... how cool was that. :eek:
..... please..Don't share it with us!!!!!

fyp

biko

I want crisps

phasers

Magnus wrote: »

I want crisps

I could murder a packet of meanies now actually

Gran Hermano

tolteq wrote: »

Yessss. Today during lunchbreak, I couldnt decide if I wanted to go down town to O'Briens for lunch. I was really thirsty, literally my tongue was hanging out. So i managed to convince Jane to go along with me down the town and anyways when we got to the restaurant I was still really thirsty and managed to get the nice staff to fill me a big pitcher of water. with ice. ooooh. lol. how cool was that.


but no..... wait, my friend. something else is on ur mind!..... please.. share it with us!!!!!

That elevator might be working but it sure ain't going to the top floor.


Must try LESS