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how bigs your cock?

markopantelic · 2009-06-10 22:45:46

heres mine http://www.cleulow.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_109/Blue~part~cock.jpg

10-06-2009 10:45pm

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heres mine

http://www.cleulow.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_109/Blue~part~cock.jpg

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#2 10-06-2009 10:46pm

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You suck.

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#3 10-06-2009 10:47pm

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Fail.

EPIC Fail!!

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#4 10-06-2009 10:47pm

liah

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You both swallow.

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#5 10-06-2009 10:48pm

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Not as big as the one on your head!

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#6 10-06-2009 10:48pm

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I might use that cock photo in art class to doodle with

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#7 10-06-2009 10:49pm

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Fail.

That was a predicition for the results btw.

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#8 10-06-2009 10:49pm

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About a foot. It keeps waking me up at 7 in the morning.

Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.

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#9 10-06-2009 10:51pm

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markopantelic wrote: »

heres mine

http://www.cleulow.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_109/Blue~part~cock.jpg

It's the only bird you'll ever have too...

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#10 10-06-2009 10:51pm

K4t

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LOL

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#11 10-06-2009 10:51pm

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I'm after going out to the shed to get my meter stick for nothing

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#12 10-06-2009 10:51pm

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That doesn't look circumcised, you sure you're jewish OP?

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#13 10-06-2009 10:52pm

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HI EVERYONE I AM AN EXHIBITIONIST AND WANNA SHOW YOU MY PUSSY

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/j/ju/just4you/815575_pussy.jpg

HAHA DID YOU FALL FOR IT?! YOU STUPID PERVERT!

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#14 10-06-2009 10:52pm

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*waits for female poster to link to picture of blue tit* Snore!

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#15 10-06-2009 10:53pm

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thats not even funny .

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#16 10-06-2009 10:53pm

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markok84 wrote: »

That doesn't look circumcised, you sure you're jewish OP?

I wish there was a half_thanks/half_afraid_to_be_seen_thanking button

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#17 10-06-2009 10:53pm

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umpteen inches

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#18 10-06-2009 10:54pm

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oh lord...

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#19 10-06-2009 10:54pm

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can somebody thank my op?

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#20 10-06-2009 10:55pm

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Oh I see. You took the word 'cock' which we all expected to mean a "penis" (did I spell that rite?) but what YOU did was to post a picture of what the word 'cock' as it is traditionally meant, i.e. a type of 'fowl' (not to be confused with the sporting offence ha ha ha ha)

Amazingly enough, when I see the word cock, all I can think of is this

**EDIT** I'm on my second (large) Talisker so I'm feeling quite gay. What? Sorry I don't understand. OH! You though...ha ha ha ha....very drool. Whoops! I did it again! Droll!

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#21 10-06-2009 10:57pm

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AARRRGH wrote: »

HI EVERYONE I AM AN EXHIBITIONIST AND WANNA SHOW YOU MY PUSSY

HAHA DID YOU FALL FOR IT?! YOU STUPID PERVERT!

Your so behind ,it's being done a few thousend times already ...STUPID

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#22 10-06-2009 10:57pm

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markopantelic wrote: »

can somebody thank my op?

Thank my post and I will thank yours
If he falls for this he should be banned:D

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#23 10-06-2009 10:57pm

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markopantelic wrote: »

can somebody thank my op?

No, you cocked up your own thread

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#24 10-06-2009 10:57pm

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About yay height and .. oh wait .. that's you.

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#25 10-06-2009 10:59pm

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My name is URL wrote: »

I wish there was a half_thanks/half_afraid_to_be_seen_thanking button

Don't be afraid, just relax and it will come.

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#26 10-06-2009 11:01pm

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Sleipnir wrote: »

Amazingly enough, when I see the word cock, all I can think of is this

and there i was thinking you were going to link me to degsys profile

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#27 10-06-2009 11:01pm

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markopantelic wrote: »

can somebody thank my op?

HA HA HA.

No.

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#28 10-06-2009 11:01pm

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Originally Posted by My name is URL
I wish there was a half_thanks/half_afraid_to_be_seen_thanking button

Hasn't being invented yet

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#29 10-06-2009 11:01pm

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markopantelic wrote: »

can somebody thank my op?

FAIL

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#30 10-06-2009 11:04pm

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markopantelic wrote: »

can somebody thank my op?

No,GTFO and go study for your JC

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#31 10-06-2009 11:05pm

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eh no

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#32 10-06-2009 11:06pm

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markopantelic wrote: »

eh no

You shouldn't have admitted you're doing the leaving cert in AH :eek:

EDIT: that was quick ninja edit there markopantelic

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#33 10-06-2009 11:06pm

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Does anyone even call them "roosters" any more?

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#34 10-06-2009 11:08pm

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markopantelic wrote: »

and there i was thinking you were going to link me to degsys profile

No. He may be fowl, but he's no cock.

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#35 10-06-2009 11:10pm

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Hazel Numerous Eyetooth wrote: »

Does anyone even call them "roosters" any more?

That's fowl.

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#36 10-06-2009 11:11pm

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That was a fowl cock up. I can't believe you actually thought that you would get thanked for that. Next year when i'm doing my leaving,If i procrastinate like this please somebody kill me.:pac:

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#37 10-06-2009 11:12pm

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#38 10-06-2009 11:14pm

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Ugh.

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