Does it pay being honest??

Lord Trollington

Getting up for work every morning for the daily "slog"???
9-5 listening to the same crap everyday?

You see lads who live close to you. Never worked a day in their lives...if work was in the bed they'd lie on the floor.
One fella in particular in my town, driving around a brand New Audi A5 Coupe, never worked a day in his life, going to collect the dole in a car that being on the dole for 15 years wouldnt pay for?

What am i/we doing wrong??

javaboy

Not selling drugs?

MagicMarker

Yes.

















I lied.











Or did I?

Hagar

Insert glib witticism here.

Karoma

Not pimping yore Hagar's ma enough? ¬_¬

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whycliff wrote: »

9-5 listening to the same crap everyday?

Are you a roadie for The Sawdoctors or something? That must suck.

Lord Trollington

i'd say everyone see's it up and down the country.. whats the "unemployed" in everyones area driving around or sporting uner their arms??

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Hagar wrote: »

Insert glib witticism here.

Come on man, you're the mod of two humour forums! You gotta try harder than that.

Earthhorse

MagicMarker wrote: »

Yes.

*gives MagicMarker tip*

I lied.

*takes tip back*

Or did I?

*explodes with tension*

Vinta81

Yes.

And you're doing nothing wrong, I'd rather own that Audi knowing that I actually put the work in to pay it off/buy it.

I always said, if I ever won the lotto I'd still work - it's gratifying. I'm a busy bee, I like working, I like being productive. The lazy life isn't for me.

easyeason3

Maybe he won the lotto & didn't tell you.

Or maybe he 'slipped' on a wet floor, got a load of money & has to sign on because he has a 'bad back' due to the fall.

Or it could be drugs.

Or prostitution.

Or...a fcuk it I don't know.

Hagar

Lucia Small Hillbilly wrote: »

Come on man, you're the mod of two humour forums! You gotta try harder than that.

On that particular occasion I was acting in my official capacity as moderator of Linguistics & Etymology.

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Hagar wrote: »

On that particular occasion I was acting in my official capacity as moderator of Linguistics & Etymology.

I'm looking forward your official "RaN" mod post:

TheZohanS

Lucia Small Hillbilly wrote: »

I'm looking forward your official "RaN" mod post

What's "RaN"?

Earthhorse

TheZohan wrote: »

What's "RaN"?

Nothing. I feel fine.

Thanks for asking though.

Hagar

Lucia Small Hillbilly wrote: »

I'm looking forward your official "RaN" mod post:

I was just trying to see if I could still spell Etymology after 3 glasses of wine.

Collie D

Hagar wrote: »

I was just trying to see if I could still spell Etymology after 3 glasses of wine.

Would it be ironic if you couldn't?

KillerShamrock

Get 1 up on him and report him if you think there is something a little off, get your lifes pleasures that way ha

stovelid

whycliff wrote: »

One fella in particular in my town, driving around a brand New Audi A5 Coupe, never worked a day in his life, going to collect the dole in a car that being on the dole for 15 years wouldnt pay for?

You need to get back into work and stop stalking your betters.

Hazys

Yes, if you get a job as CHO* (Chief Honesty Officer) in a major corporation















*It may be a position i just made up there, but i'm pretty sure if that is your're job you'll get paid a lot to be honest

Overheal

I get paid $1 every minute a conestant fails to answer my question correctly:

"Which of the following statements is correct?

1. The following statement is True
2. The previous statement is False"

Hagar

Neither. Giz a dollar.