For those that say scumbags are good honest people.....

Shmuck

I was walking my dog Giles in the park today when 2 scumbags come up to me and one asks me to give him a euro and starts giving me some sob story. His breath reeked of sambuca and monster munch, but I wasn't really listening because his friend, who was sweating profusely, was acting really weird, scuttling around like a gerbil on heat. He then starts petting my dog and all of a sudden tries to stick his finger into Giles's moomoo. I scream and start to leg it dragging Giles along behind me. The scumbag who asked me for change starts chasing after me, but luckily, his white jeans were too tight for him to keep up with me. God bless Topman skinnies.

easyeason3

What's a moomoo????

b28

So everyone who conforms to the "scumbag" category which hasn't been clearly defined, promote the behaviour of the person who chases you??
Sounds very narrow to me and there's no support for the so called scumbag on this site, yet if it was a racial stereotype the thread would be closed.
Get a life

Sorry for the rant!

Op, are you 11 ?

MizzLolly

b28 wrote: »

So everyone who conforms to the "scumbag" category which hasn't been clearly defined, promote the behaviour of the person who chases you??
Sounds very narrow to me and there's no support for the so called scumbag on this site, yet if it was a racial stereotype the thread would be closed.
Get a life

Sorry for the rant!

His post is clearly a p!ss take!

DarkJager

Shmuck wrote: »

I was walking my dog Giles in the park today when 2 scumbags come up to me and one asks me to give him a euro and starts giving me some sob story. His breath reeked of sambuca and monster munch, but I wasn't really listening because his friend, who was sweating profusely, was acting really weird, scuttling around like a gerbil on heat. He then starts petting my dog and all of a sudden tries to stick his finger into Giles's moomoo. I scream and start to leg it dragging Giles along behind me. The scumbag who asked me for change starts chasing after me, but luckily, his white jeans were too tight for him to keep up with me. God bless Topman skinnies.

He was probably just trying to get a rapid buzz by fingering your dog.

b28

MizzLolly wrote: »

His post is clearly a p!ss take!

How does that make any difference

gwhiz

easyeason3 wrote: »

What's a moomoo????

I think he means the dogs mouth ????
was thinking of something else too.... but better not say !! :eek:

Abi

easyeason3 wrote: »

What's a moomoo????

A uni-sex dress for morbidly obese 'mericans.

easyeason3

DarkJager wrote: »

He was probably just trying to get a rapid buzz by fingering your dog.

UGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

A swift kick to the scumbags goolies would have stopped any further ferreting in Giles's moomoo.


And what kind of freak tries to do that to a dog? Seriously that's one of the most fcuked up things I have heard if it's true.

EDIT: Giles is a cool name for a dog, it's up there with Murty in terms of coolness.

Burkatron

He was just trying to recreate Crocodile hunter in South Park! What else do scumbags have to do when theyre finished getting locked in the evening!
"Crikey, I'm gonna jam my thumb up his butt,that'll really piss em off"

Abi

easyeason3 wrote: »

EDIT: Giles is a cool name for a dog, it's up there with Murty in terms of coolness.

Nah.

Giles is for ghey mens dogs. Murty is for the divers dogs.

Earthhorse

Let me get this straight; your pet dog has a pet cow?

Terry

****ing leaving cert students and their idiocy.

I'm banning the next one I see. I don't care if they're acting the bollix or not.